VHS needs to
go take some cheap Viagra
advertised below.

He can have my wife.
She's bored with me anyway.
My dick is too small.

Of course God is fake.
We make Him in Our image.
And if we're fake, then...

So, I'm a phony.
Therefore God's a phony too.
Do you understand?

"Science, save us all."
No, it just doesn't sound right.
Too dry and boring.

I'd rather worship
A God that's nonexistent
than science that's real.

But if science can
give me a porn star's penis,
then I'll worship it.

My wife falls asleep
when I'm right on top of her
and banging away.

Next time I will tell
you all about my prolapsed
and bleeding sphincter.

By the way, I'm old.
Maybe even more than you.
Soon I'll wear Depends.