Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50112
basic shit, how I feel
now is get the fuck out of here
never post here again

and let these guys spew
whatever their problem is
with whatever it is they're

bitching at because
they're extroverts, don't know how
to shut the fuck up

and if they were in a room
with a loaded handgun and a book
the silence would cause

them to blow their own
brains out because they seem
to think people want to

hear their bullshit about
american capitalism or their latest
insight on science and how

fake God is, I just
want to shut up and not even
see you anymore because

I don't not believe in God
and you could put a bullet
through my head in the name

of some utopian socialism or whatever the fuck it is you believe in but I suspect

very much you're never
going to be happy and the apetite
is cannibalistic, satanic and destructive
Haiku #50112
Posted: September 10, 2013 12:14 pm ET
Poet & location: vhs