Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50099
No, in frustration
he takes his hand out to play
with his own small nuts.

I speak from experience.

I found my novel on Scribd! Some Indian nut (hey, we were just talking about nuts!) uploaded it to Scribd. I might have fans! Holy beeping beep! But he calls it "All About Coffee". Somewhat of a misnomer, but I can live with that. Originally I wanted it untitled. C'est la morte. A little death never killed anyone. (Yes, that's a play on words if you know the french meaning.)
Haiku #50099
Posted: September 8, 2013 3:02 pm ET
Poet & location: All About Coffee of On the outer moon of the 5th planet of Betelgeuse. Yes, I have my towel.