If you have never
done masturbation tango,
then you haven't lived.
The dance floor's sticky
like a porn theater's floor.
Mopping isn't fun.
But the dance itself
is, well, it's spooge-a-rific!
Yes, that is a word.
Haiku #50093
Posted:
September 5, 2013 9:25 am ET
Poet & location:Darth Spoogefountain.
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