A conservative is someone who wants to keep their money and not share with others and has a stick up their ass.

A liberal wants others to give him their money and enjoys putting sticks up other peoples asses.

A socialist wants the govt. to run like a company that loses money by selling sticks that are anally approved and by doing so loses money.

Anarchists also like to take other ppl's money, like liberals, but do not use the govt. to do so; they are more direct and brutal with their sticks. You don't want one of these guys putting a stick up your bum! They also don't count the syllables in haiku.

Chicken fucker: a man who on occasion has been known to fuck a chicken or two; the newest political party. They have nothing to do with putting sticks in your butt.