what is the sound of
all these internet haiku?
one old man farting.

Star Wars given to
Oliver Stone or Quintin
Tarantino. Yup.

Fuck, time to wake up.
Get the little turds to school.
Come home and shoot up.

Jar-Jar Binks should be
a junkie in the new Star
Wars episodes. Yup.

Resistance is Fu-
tile, puerile, textile, senile.
Buy a new towel.

The spaceships are here.
So where is your fucking towel?
The answer: 42.

Jesus: the answer.
"Who stole my ounce of pot?!"
Yes, it was Jesus.

ENOUGH! FUCK 5-7-5! 365. These haiku are dead, not alive. Frankenstein animated lifeless electric digital shit for brains cow humping redneck mindless. There's no soul and they won't get to heaven or hell. These haiku will simply rot like my underwear that haven't been washed in 2 weeks. Thus I sign off to go read my Bible. You should too.