Asshole: (1) An orifice that voids the body of unwanted waste. (2) A person who gets on poetry websites to write poems insulting poets and laughing when they let it get to them.

I fantasize about being 500 feet tall and using ppl I don't like for a suppository. As I fart them out, they would blast out of my anus like a human cannonball and splatter against tall buildings or brick walls. I guess, I fantasize about being the ultimate anus. Alas, I am but a lowly worm.

Speaking of worms!... A gay guy once described "worming"... letting an earthworm crawl into your urethra. I bet that feels great!... I'm signing off now. I think there are some fresh dingleberry pies about to come out of the oven.