LOL @ U.
I go to church on Sunday.
It's fun to believe!

Jesus is my friend!
But he won't loan me money.
He knows me too well.

If you let assholes
like me get under your skin,
you will smell like shit.

Pores reek of feces.
Honey won't drip from your tongue.
Instead you breath farts.

Science is stupid.
I'd rather be a caveman
hunter gatherer.

Drawing animals.
Some tubers for the clay pot.
And a bit of meat.

Ignorance is bliss.
Knowledge can only bring pain.
Lobotomize me!