Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50066
"Do you have belief?"
I have belief in the queef.
It smells like a reef.

It's the vaginal "thanks."
Sounds like whoopie cushion pranks.
From nice girls or skanks.

They're fun to record
on your cell phone when you're bored.
In i-tunes it's stored.
Haiku #50066
Posted: September 1, 2013 4:44 pm ET
Poet & location: your-wifes-queef.com