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Haiku #50066
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"Do you have belief?"
I have belief in the queef.
It smells like a reef.
It's the vaginal "thanks."
Sounds like whoopie cushion pranks.
From nice girls or skanks.
They're fun to record
on your cell phone when you're bored.
In i-tunes it's stored.
Haiku #
50066
Posted:
September 1, 2013 4:44 pm ET
Poet & location:
your-wifes-queef.com
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