Well, what do you know!
Fuck me, the spammers are back!
"Please buy my shit now!"

Pulling my finger,
I fart into their fat mouths,
inflating their lungs.

Giving them new breath,
they spread across this bad world,
my undead army.

Infectious zombies,
Sending out advertisements
for cheap Viagra.

I want their money.
But they don't know how to share.
Slimy little fucks.

Well, at least they aren't poets.