Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50023
I believe in zip;
nothing, nada, nullity.
I worship zero.

It defines us all.
Zero is the start and end;
the true mystery.

Unfathomable.
What "nothing" exactly means,
We are ignorant.








And I still enjoy fucking a chicken or two every Saturday afternoon. Remember that the next time you eat Colonel. ;-)
Haiku #50023
Posted: August 26, 2013 2:48 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of Hills of Tennessee