Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #49974
Post-microwave cheese
can be extremely tasty
if it's sharp cheddar.

Now this sounds crazy,
but a tangy Swiss will make
delicious nachos.

But never heat brie;
doing so ruins the taste.
Always eat brie cold.
Haiku #49974
Posted: August 18, 2013 2:10 am ET
Poet & location: Hannibal Lecter's Apprentice.