Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #49891
Iraq provides her
own lube (oil!), so she must
want the gangbang, right?

Saddam was a psycho, but he kept the other little psychos in line. Now there are suicide bombs there all the time. Way to go, Bush. N. Korea and Iran are far bigger problems than Iraq under Saddam could ever have been. And Saddam was one of the best South Park characters ever. Damn, now he's gone.
Haiku #49891
Posted: July 29, 2013 7:45 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of Sunny IFargat