Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #49886
we are talking of
"i" like "i" fucking matter
I could drop dead from

a heart attack or
say "screw this" ala cartman
and leave this all here

or turn the laptop
off, or find something else to
do, to shut up and

listen rather than
talking to strangers on a
website I don't know
Haiku #49886
Posted: July 28, 2013 2:07 am ET
Poet & location: vhs