Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #49874
Gluten makes me hard.
I mean down in my undies.
And not the brown crust.

I like gluten free.
You can take out the gluten
and give it to me.

I'm a liberal
only because I don't like
right wing nut tea-bags.
Haiku #49874
Posted: July 26, 2013 12:06 am ET
Poet & location: Popcorn, snuff porn, Snuffleupagus erection brutaly penetrating big bird and a bloody bird turd. Absurd! of Darth Figpucker commands you to click the link for more perverted poetry.