Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #49857
Lance has ants in his pants
that make him take a chance and prance and dance all the way to France in his underpants. If you by happenstance get a glance it will put you in a trance.
Haiku #49857
Posted: July 16, 2013 6:48 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of ngsgoth senses