Leper's Poem

Today my penis fell off and onto my shoe.
So I picked it back up and reattached it with glue.
But then as I did, my hand fell off too.
Now when I get an erection I wave "Yoo hoo!"
What will you do if I wave it at you?
Will you laugh, scream, or run away? Or maybe you'll like it, maybe you'll stay.
Maybe you want to be dismembered fisted.
Shit, I'm twisted.
Black-listed bastard.
"Evade Dave" is "Evade Dave" Backward.