Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #44934
Some people write bad
haiku, while others are men-
Tally impaired... Like

Scorp, here's some advice
Call your local suicide
Helpline and see a...

Shrink. And you septic
Funeral, piss off. Or just
STFU ,cuz'

Nobody gives two
Shits about what you write OR
what your problems are

PS. STOP HOGGING
THIS WEBSITE, BECAUSE
IT PISSES ME OFF

(and everybody else for that matter)
Haiku #44934
Posted: December 5, 2009 6:23 pm ET
Poet & location: Emomalimo of Neverland