FUCK THE 5-7-5!!
scurry in the darkness
little SCORP-ion...

Surely we'd all love to hear your fabled, stand-up act in a public forum...where you can read your monstrous pieces under the bright lights....

ALAS, we know it doesn't serve you well to "share" your haiku gems publicly.

It is so much easier to hide in your dark hole and anonymously spew your torrents of torment on Bad Haiku.

Perhaps some day THEY will give you a day pass so you'll be able to attend an open mike reading... and be sure to tell your multiple personality disordered friend, SEPTIC FUNERAL, he can bring his reamed out pieces of shit to read as well.

I'D PAY ADMISSION TO SEE YOU TWO READ YOUR TOMES IN A PUBLIC FORUM.