Sure Mr. Wating
I will turn your frown upside
Down, please see below

"Knock, knock, knock" says me
"Who the hell's there?" Joe remarks.
"Pile up," I say then

"Pile up who?" asks Joe
I start loling on the ground
"You said Pile 'o poo!!!!"

Well as you can see
You should write something along those
Lines. I hope you're happy ;)