Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #40843
Are you just so vain?
That your arrogance makes
you
Think i'm Canadian?

Trust me there's "No one"
And I mean "No one" lower
Than Americans

If you don't believe
Ask the rest of the whole
world
Or look at world news
Haiku #40843
Posted: April 8, 2008 12:05 pm ET
Poet & location: Typical American! of Sticking head in sand and shouting abuse