I know little
Of your lives - filtered as they
Are through bad haiku.

Who are you? Where? Why?
Serbo-Croats, Canadians
and sundry others.

Please tell me about
Yourselves through bad haiku.
I am curious.

I am Phlegmy - I
Expectorate. Now your
Turn: 5 - 7 - 5.

That's how much you get
To tell me who you are, your
Essence, etc.