Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #28062
The audacity of that cunt, getting
up on that podium groaning and
blubbering about her "experience"
with sexual assault. The feminist
audience nods in girlpower
agreement. Wasn't she the one
who necessitated the use of anal
beads in the first place?
Haiku #28062
Posted: April 1, 2003 1:07 pm ET
Poet & location: sexually frustrated