Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #28058
She seem to enjoy my finger in
her bum at the time, but two
months later she decides with the
help of her friends that she'd been
raped. I claim it was consentual,
but I'm kicked out of school
anyway. Moral of the story: if
you're going to fuck a girl nasty
style, make sure to kill her
afterwards and dismember the
body.
Haiku #28058
Posted: April 1, 2003 12:33 pm ET
Poet & location: sexually frustrated