Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #10534
where is saint these days?
I think he must be cactus
as silent as a gnome

Priest has heard from Rome
it's excommunication
had to drop haiku

Paver meant so well
Bung Daddy's in his heaven
stoking up that heat
Haiku #10534
Posted: May 18, 2001 4:43 am ET
Poet & location: mellie, on a good roll here