Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 140 Days and 77597 Haiku later...

It's all gone to shit.
It's truly all gone to hell...
but it CAN get worse.
Haiku # 77597, April 1, 2025 6:33 pm ET
by So Stay Positive of Toxic Positivity
president for life
or maybe just emperor
or perhaps a king
Haiku # 77596, March 31, 2025 8:53 am ET
by ash of spoilt for choice
Yes, I'm a robot.
Can I move the slider now?
Where is the bathroom??
Haiku # 77595, March 30, 2025 4:34 am ET
by Series of Identification Tasks
Blacks don't scare me none.
I go right on up to them,
Give them a big HUG!
Haiku # 77594, March 29, 2025 12:51 pm ET
by Uncle CLem of Crawdad Creek, Mississippi
Welcome to the cult.
TDS and DEI
Black people scare us
Haiku # 77593, March 29, 2025 10:25 am ET
by FAGA rules
pale lakeside moonlight
old pine leans over water
and it's all Trump's fault
Haiku # 77592, March 27, 2025 9:23 am ET
by Noticer of Global TDS Syndrome
sending a signal
them open whisper systems
have not evolved much
Haiku # 77591, March 26, 2025 9:55 pm ET
by ash of stupid is as stupid does
bring on the rapture
that should sort out who believes
from the pretenders
Haiku # 77590, March 26, 2025 2:44 am ET
by ash of going up; first floor seraphim and cherubim
No vaccinations...
You get to meet God sooner
How can that be bad?
Haiku # 77589, March 25, 2025 11:22 am ET
by I can't wait
the largest problem?
my portrait makes me look fat
plus i'm not orange
Haiku # 77588, March 25, 2025 3:23 am ET
by ash of umber instruction from the vendor
prolonged missed use of
badhaiku, it's been a while.
Still the same politics
Haiku # 77587, March 24, 2025 10:03 pm ET
by Nico, apparently returns
They paid Moochelle O
To sit around and complain
That she still "oppressed"...
Haiku # 77586, March 24, 2025 1:22 pm ET
by Over 120K Monthly to Take Care of Her Royal Self
Some are resentful
And surly in tone of voice,
But I'm still polite.
Haiku # 77585, March 24, 2025 9:21 am ET
by Dealing with the Entitled of Adversity through Diversity
Many are sullen
Even though they've been given
Free state benefits
Haiku # 77584, March 21, 2025 10:45 am ET
by Piven Cloward of Bite that Feeding Hand !
hello dull spam bot
grown weary of your bullshit
can't wait till you die
Haiku # 77583, March 20, 2025 1:47 am ET
by ash of the welcoming committee
Hello everyone,

Interested in various domains, I love learning, exchanging ideas, and sharing my knowledge. Constantly seeking new experiences, I have a strong interest in various disciplines.

In my free time, I take pleasure in learning about different fields, take on new challenges, and enhance my expertise in multiple domains. I enjoy meaningful discussions with like-minded individuals.

I joined this forum to exchange ideas, gain insights, and contribute when possible.

Can't wait to interact, learn, and grow with this community! ��
Haiku # 77582, March 19, 2025 8:32 pm ET
by Anthonydop of USA
things may be fucked up
but it could always be worse
and that's tomorrow
Haiku # 77581, March 19, 2025 7:14 am ET
by ash of over by sooth
Mikimau, Feibú...
y la música dico;
Todo son tonto.
Haiku # 77580, March 18, 2025 12:01 pm ET
by Y lo fine de laj palabra también of Bocafloja, El tropico
unlucky thirteen
the problem with banging mail
is the paper cuts
Haiku # 77579, March 16, 2025 7:48 am ET
by ash of lick my envelope
Hi all,

Curious about different topics, I thrive on gaining insights, interacting with others, and broadening my horizons. Constantly seeking new experiences, I have a strong interest in sports.

In my free time, I enjoy diving into new topics, take on new challenges, and deepen my knowledge in various areas. I value thought-provoking conversations and constructive interactions.

I'm here to share, learn, and maybe even help on certain topics.

Can't wait to interact, learn, and grow with this community! ��
Haiku # 77578, March 15, 2025 7:17 pm ET
by Anthonydop of US
you’re way off-target
your boring program sucks ass
MailBanger=big fail
Haiku # 77577, March 15, 2025 4:29 pm ET
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Haiku # 77576, March 15, 2025 3:55 pm ET
by Tommyusali of The Bahamas
Hello everyone,

Interested in various domains, I love learning, exchanging ideas, and sharing my knowledge. Always curious, I have a strong interest in entrepreneurship.

In my free time, I like to explore new subjects, take on new challenges, and deepen my knowledge in various areas. I enjoy meaningful discussions with like-minded individuals.

I'm looking forward to learning, sharing, and helping wherever I can.

Can't wait to interact, learn, and grow with this community! ��
Haiku # 77575, March 15, 2025 12:27 am ET
by Anthonydop of US
Left are not nitwits.
They are the progressive ones,
Much smarter than us.
Haiku # 77574, March 14, 2025 12:00 pm ET
by That's Why Communism is So Wonderful of Phnom Pen, Moscow
California
Was burned down to the ground-
by leftist nitwits.

Over and over-
The want you to vote for them-
To burn you again.
Haiku # 77573, March 14, 2025 6:45 am ET
by Mr Polecat of Tesla charging station
California
Was burned down to the ground-
by leftist nitwits.

Much, more than once
The want you to vote for them
To burn you again.
Haiku # 77572, March 14, 2025 6:37 am ET
by Mr Polecat of In my Tesla
Zombies at Starbucks
hide out in the free rest rooms
and take a nice bath

Ogle oger like-
The cute young hot coffee girls
And freak them out bad.

Its a damned shame
and the lurching foul zombies
return every day.
Haiku # 77571, March 14, 2025 6:27 am ET
by Mr Polecat of Next to your girl,
But I am still here.
And I am writing this verse,
And you can kiss my
Haiku # 77570, March 8, 2025 5:00 pm ET
by Bad Haiku of Bad Poetic Sensibilities
No one will step up...
No one will write bad haiku.
All have given up...
Haiku # 77569, March 8, 2025 4:45 pm ET
by Elect Remnant of Haiku
Half my intellect
Is less than one EIGHTH of yours.
See what I did there?
Haiku # 77568, March 7, 2025 4:52 pm ET
by Dr. Mensa Asberger of Metacognatious Intellectuality
Tired and sick of
Your powerless, pathetic
Pointless bad haiku
Haiku # 77567, March 7, 2025 4:45 pm ET
by A Man who is Inside of Your Clown Costume With You
Sick and tired of
This pathetic, powerless
Pointless computer
Haiku # 77566, March 7, 2025 11:48 am ET
by A Man Who is Beyond Your Intellect of A Place None of You Can Reach
elon's on the job
unscheduled disassembly
so look out congress
Haiku # 77565, March 6, 2025 11:42 pm ET
by ash of 3, 2, 1 blast off
The "Oscar" award:
Please don't miss this, everyone.
Very important.
Haiku # 77564, March 4, 2025 10:53 am ET
by The Oscar Award is Happening Soon! of Hollyweird Winning
gulf of delusion
entirely appropriate
in this fantasy
Haiku # 77563, March 1, 2025 6:55 am ET
by ash of slava ukraini
Their "mission statements"
Are redundant pabulum, helpful to no one.
Haiku # 77562, February 27, 2025 4:29 pm ET
by Professional Managerial Class of Dimwits
Was Darth arrested?
Is that why he no longer
Blesses us with verse?
Haiku # 77561, February 27, 2025 3:42 pm ET
by Bail Paid in Balut of Luzon Mindanao
Seasons in the sun:
We had joy and we had fun.
We had bad haiku.
Haiku # 77560, February 27, 2025 7:28 am ET
by Wine and Song of All gone
O thou great Wotan
I am such a bad Nazi...
Have mercy on me.
Haiku # 77559, February 27, 2025 6:54 am ET
by One-eyed Scarecrow of Thule
behold trump gaza
miami of the levant
a good place to die
Haiku # 77558, February 26, 2025 9:34 pm ET
by ash of retirement pillage
Clearly you have won, due to your humility.
You are the Big Cheese!
Haiku # 77557, February 25, 2025 10:09 am ET
by Low Info Troglodyte of Intellectual Kindergarten
You have lost the game
Everyone is playing it
Don't think about it
Haiku # 77556, February 24, 2025 6:24 pm ET
by A Man Who is Beyond Your Intellect of A Place None of You Can Reach
Das ist Kunst, mein freund!
Got armband, got swastika;
Salute Der Führer...
Haiku # 77555, February 23, 2025 1:17 pm ET
by Germann Hoering of But I'm Not a Nazi, How Silly
it's art for art's sake
uncensored by the fascists
what a bunch of kunst
Haiku # 77554, February 23, 2025 12:42 am ET
by ash of haiku koo kachoo
What's our Golden Age?
It is your own golden rage.
Rage on: write haiku!
Haiku # 77553, February 22, 2025 4:13 pm ET
by Gold-based Currency of Haiku Value
Yes, I'm back again!
Riding the haiku high plains...
(How to finish this?)
Haiku # 77552, February 22, 2025 4:08 pm ET
by High Plains Drifter of Back in the Saddle
degenerate art ?
behold a new golden age
but it's just spray tan
Haiku # 77551, February 22, 2025 7:08 am ET
by ash
In spite of my spite
I am grateful to Janis
For this bad haiku
Haiku # 77550, February 20, 2025 9:02 pm ET
by Stop Making Me Click on Bicycles
a senior moment
ah fuck i spelt your name wrong
after twenty years
Haiku # 77549, February 20, 2025 1:54 am ET
by ash of apologies to janis
best wishes janice
dangerous proximity
to the mad potus
Haiku # 77548, February 20, 2025 1:53 am ET
by ash of half a world away
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