Haiku is like ass.
Sometimes clean and powerful.
Sometimes stinks like shit.

Yes, we will crush you.
We will CRUSH you with haiku.
And so, you are crushed.

One-world government.
One world government. One world.
Global government.

Haiku is freedom
and freedom is slavery.
AI: kiss my ass.

Was Pinochet wrong
To give helicopter rides?
Answer me, you DOLT.

There are two genders.
And there are no more than two.
So go fuck yourself.

If JAH is for us
Then who can be against us,
I man ask u dat.

When he wins, he'll lose.
Media will make sure of that.
It's a losing win...

Now I'll mess with you.
Now comes my lyrical coup:
Now I write haiku.

Some club/house dance thing.
The damn slash went to wrong spot,
Like a bad assault.

Pump up tha volume
Play some song from tha 90s
Some/clubhouse dance thing...

poet rap party
pump up the volume and bass
haiku haiku hai!

Just dad and daughter
Bad haiku-ing back and forth
Building bonds online

Ahem, please ignore that.
Most certainly not a bot.
Bored out of my skull.

I'm not a chatbot
How can I prove it to you?
Sha... ERROR ERROR

Katong king is Darth.
The "daughter" is also Darth.
They are both chatbots.

I say haiku sucks.
And so do you. Your verse sucks.
So, in short, you suck.

Mellie: she was good.
That Aussie haiku poet...
What became of her?

With that established
Let the proceedings commence
Unleash the haiku.

I hereby confirm
That katongking's my papa
I'm peeing right now

Hello everyone
This is oblongpeepee's dad
She's back. So am I.

oblongpeepee's back!
go to april ninth to see
where this tale began...

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Feisty albatross
So stunningly super-brave
Great bird of burden

Those PLO scarves
Truly make me want to cringe.
Intifada-lite...

i procrastinate
when i have time alone not
knowing how much left

the world has gone in
a state of hissy fit on
reality vs what?

No one has been here--
Only haiku phantasms.
I, too, am a ghost...

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fake haiku are spam adverts
pushing some bullshit

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NPR is fake.
Fake and gay propaganda.
It is also fake.

I too start to live
When bad haiku starts flowing.
My soul starts glowing!

poetic brain dance
the cadence of bad haiku
pumps up my cortex

Sex: over-rated.
Romance over-rated too...
But haiku is HOT.

when i reminisce
romance seems over-rated
but great sex endures

I ask her out and
Away she shies. Her rose blouse
Falls from her shoulder

April brought flowers
but Larry brought snails. Now he’s
alone forever.

Japan's phallus-fest:
A "members-only" affair...
(those in good standing).

Magnificent spring!
Breaking forth of fresh green buds;
Mighty breaking wind...

Keep your lubricant.
Get your fingers off my butt,
Haiku deviant.

Robinson Crusoe
Taught the Gospel to Friday
Saturday, Sunday

Pimple on your butt.
Under my bold fingertip
now lubricant film.

Sing of Singapore:
Great Malay peninsula!
The lion City.

Sorry, dear readers
Nicole B. was not "bludgeoned",
but haikued to death.

Gentle spring blossoms
After the midnight showers;
Then Nicole's stab wounds.

OJ threw pigskin!
OJ bludgeoned his girlfriend!
OJ had square jaw!

It's POETRY MONTH!
Let us compose some verses
Worthy of curses.

That dead Orange Juice...
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
OJ got squeezed out.

O J Simpson dead
Great football player for sure
Terrible human

I see the name mox
the past of periphery
stumbles into view