Food go in my mouth.
Fart come out the rear below.
Turdie gotta go.

See the water rush.
See the mighty waterfall.
Down it now I go.

Little bird in tree
dropping do-do down on me.
Happy, happy day.

Me flush toilet now.
Turdie, bye-bye. Go away!
Turdie heaven time.

Haikus make me sick,
Make me want to pick my nose,
Eat those buggers quick.

Me write haiku.
Me write haiku all day long,
make me happy boy.