BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
250 Days
and
57027 Haikus
later...
entertain me brain
admire it like a pirate
Now bark like a dog!
Haiku #57027, by Mandingo Ebola of Secret Hideoutistan
July 20, 2017 1:36 am ET

Sunlight streams through the window
I rush to the bathroom to throw up
No blood this time
It's gonna be a lovely day
Haiku #57026, by Jim of SF
July 20, 2017 1:05 am ET

I think if nothing else
Cannabis is proof of intelligent design
Also, she wasn't an adulteress
She was *accused* of it
Pretty shitty trial if you ask me
Good thing the judge showed up
Been meaning to check out
The Screaming Cheetah Wheelies
Was busy all week
Haiku #57025, by dvd
July 19, 2017 10:26 pm ET

it's not shocking at
all anymore, but we have
come to see trolls take

over the public space
threating property, lives
intimidation

hypocrisy casting the first stone and no fucking clue about that story about the woman who committed adultery Jesus saved from the angry mob
Haiku #57024, by vhs
July 19, 2017 8:15 pm ET

like i said some things
never change, till the time comes
when words fail me
Haiku #57023, by vhs
July 19, 2017 8:12 pm ET

StarWars themed gay wedding as
Darth Gaydar and Storm Pooper. Married byvJan-ass The Hutt.....Nippress, Ash.....gay lovers in pair of dykes... w00t!
Haiku #57022, by iamback
July 19, 2017 2:36 pm ET

Nippress Ash gay. Doing gay stuff
To each other. Lovers quarrel, lovers squirrel. Secret squirrel. Secret Santa, secret Satan....
Haiku #57021, by iamback
July 19, 2017 2:34 pm ET

familiar things change
seeing "for sale" by an old
hangout, strange changes
Haiku #57020, by vhs
July 18, 2017 2:33 pm ET

spambots took over
bboard after bboard, like
internet pod people
Haiku #57019, by vhs
July 18, 2017 2:04 pm ET

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Haiku #57018, by Shilpa Malhotra of http://www.shilpamalhotra.com/
July 18, 2017 2:39 am ET

i just watched some end
time Bible prophecy thing on
youtube. I should

have known it is close
to the end when the Red Sox
won their first world series
Haiku #57017, by vhs
July 17, 2017 8:24 pm ET

Ancient feeling day
Being dead is a turn off
Smoke tar thyme roses
Haiku #57016, by dvd
July 17, 2017 1:57 pm ET

Who never jacked off
to Mary Ann and Ginger
after long school days?

Dawn Wells was fucking hot.
Haiku #57015, by df
July 17, 2017 7:48 am ET

Echoes in reverse
Reverberations between
I suppose the point
Haiku #57014, by !&? of
July 17, 2017 12:03 am ET

If you have a pregnant hamster
Give it a protein source before
It gives birth
Or it will eat its babies
Haiku #57013, by not sure what im trying to get at here
July 16, 2017 11:13 pm ET

Guitar strings needed
I still can't read sheet music
Beethoven was deaf
Haiku #57012, by Olea europaea
July 16, 2017 10:46 pm ET

vhs as gilligan
df as the japanese soldier
in that one episode
plenty of wild hogs to eat
show would've been better i think
Haiku #57011, by Whitey Everyday
July 16, 2017 10:01 pm ET

When I remember
Things I haven't even done
Imagination?
Haiku #57010, by adam ben adam
July 16, 2017 9:38 pm ET

Born in Babel
A mountain turns into plain
Like father like son
Haiku #57009, by alfamike
July 16, 2017 9:37 pm ET

A depiction of mountains
In their reconstitution
Air and earth touching
Haiku #57008, by dvd
July 16, 2017 9:33 pm ET

i am not sure how
many gay jokes skipper and
"little buddy" might

get but Gilligan
did move on to play Maynard
J Krebs the beatnik
Haiku #57007, by vhs
July 16, 2017 6:38 pm ET

How about the theme song from Giligan's Island?
Lord.... why?!
Haiku #57006, by Anonymous Poet
July 16, 2017 4:34 pm ET

Oohhhhhh.....
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Sponge Bob Square Pants.
Toot ta lee toot ta toot ta toot.
Haiku #57005, by Why not?
July 16, 2017 4:32 pm ET

Rupture during rapture.
I had burritos last night.
Sorry about that.

Who am I kidding?
I am going straight to hell.
Hope the wife's not there.
Haiku #57004, by Darth Figpucker of Much Inappropriateness
July 16, 2017 4:26 pm ET

Rupture!
Haiku #57003, by Anonymous Poet
July 16, 2017 9:04 am ET

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other SLIDE.
Haiku #57002, by Anonymous Poet
July 15, 2017 8:26 pm ET

let it go
let it go
let it go - calmness
Haiku #57001, by mundane
July 15, 2017 7:46 pm ET

the french protective device for a man's parts in sports might be known as a Jaques Strape
Haiku #57000, by vhs
July 15, 2017 7:08 pm ET

Some days I just want to defenestrate everyone I see.
Haiku #56999, by Anonymous Poet
July 15, 2017 8:02 am ET

What do you call a cow that's just given birth?
... DeCALFinated.
Haiku #56998, by Anonymous Poet
July 15, 2017 8:01 am ET

Insanity pants
Who would like to dance perchance?
I live next to you
Haiku #56997, by Concerned American of Holiday inn off I 70
July 15, 2017 4:44 am ET

ashamed of the rain
wasn't like here this last year
Winter Will decide
Haiku #56996, by Alaskan Observatory of Hollywood Shitstorm
July 15, 2017 4:39 am ET

i feel the blues on
something trivial but those
closest hurt the most
Haiku #56995, by Anonymous Poet
July 14, 2017 5:41 pm ET

lido missed the boat
and Boz Scaggs did a song on
him, as he shuffled
Haiku #56994, by vhs of he left the shack, but that's ain't all he missed and he ain't comin back
July 14, 2017 2:37 pm ET

the thing about geese
is when they stir they just might
honk you off their

property hissing
hiss hiss hiss all the way home
kinda silly such birds
Haiku #56993, by vhs
July 14, 2017 2:22 pm ET

the doctor said you
must realize this condition
will be for your life

the patient said well
I'll spend a lifetime doing
some research on it

then
Haiku #56992, by vhs
July 14, 2017 2:21 pm ET

amazing what a
few words can do arranged in
a sort of way to

make a "poem", as
some spots might see this as good
old nuts grafitti

but Basquiat made
a legacy out of his
stuff in his short life
Haiku #56991, by vhs
July 14, 2017 2:19 pm ET

Starkle, starkle, little twink.
What the hell are you, I think.
Up above the world so big
like a dirty little pig.
--Old Black Joe
Haiku #56990, by Anonymous Poet
July 14, 2017 10:24 am ET

Not a wind stirred.
Not a goose stirred.
Haiku #56989, by Anonymous Poet
July 14, 2017 10:22 am ET

Johnny drew a monster.
The monster chased him.
Just in time, Johnny erased him.
--unknown
Haiku #56988, by Anonymous Poet
July 14, 2017 10:20 am ET

King rules without grief
Summer heat destined to pass
Cleansing in my mind
Haiku #56987, by alfamike
July 13, 2017 11:15 pm ET

A little kingdom I possess
Where thoughts and feelings dwell
And very hard the task I find
Of governing it well

- L.M. Alcott
Haiku #56986, by dvd
July 13, 2017 11:13 pm ET

Card game with myself
I cheats, myself gets so mad
No one wins the game
Haiku #56985, by Shirley Smothers
July 13, 2017 9:23 pm ET

There is no beat.
Haiku #56984, by Anonymous Poet
July 13, 2017 8:08 pm ET

and the Beat goes on
Haiku #56983, by vhs
July 13, 2017 7:41 pm ET

I pissed off people.
But I never pissed on them.
For this, I am proud.
Haiku #56982, by df
July 13, 2017 3:13 am ET

Why are you looking
here for? The joke's in your hand.
Urinal humor.

One of my favorite bully tricks in high school was to go up behind the kid at the urinal and grab them from behind and make them piss all over the place. I kind of feel bad for the janitor though. Fun times.

I saw another one where some other kid stood outside the crapper stall and pissed onto the shoes of the kids inside. I never did that... a little too demented. Proud to say that as much of an asshole as I was, I never pissed on anyone.
Haiku #56981, by df
July 13, 2017 3:11 am ET

this is not a joke
my invitation was lost in
the mail but I'm here
Haiku #56980, by NYM
July 12, 2017 7:20 am ET

so i think the joke
goes the more i blurt this place
out the more it will

be ignored but the
more i am like "don't go there!"
wedding crasher types
Haiku #56979, by vhs
July 11, 2017 5:10 pm ET

good one df...

dadaist art haiku

blah blah blah blah blah
extrovert vs introvert
think think think think think

blah blah blah blah think
extrovert meets introvert
think think think think BLAH

brought to you by Susan Cain
the smartest introvert ever
Haiku #56978, by vhs
July 11, 2017 4:11 pm ET