BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
19 Years
290 Days
and
54297 Haikus
later...
za darmo kredyt chwil
Haiku #54296, by dewer of hgf
August 29, 2016 4:57 pm ET

and then he knifed him
self tired of hearing the
legalistic crap

consigning his soul
to hellfire over 5 bucks
on a contract signed
Haiku #54295, by vhs
August 29, 2016 12:35 pm ET

Huffing super glue.
Getting drunk on cough syrup.
Paper bag spray paint.
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Haiku #54294, by Anonymous Poet
August 29, 2016 9:55 am ET

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Haiku #54293, by Dianabol for sale of California
August 29, 2016 4:00 am ET

Feather duster worms.
Dry out and crush their remains.
Snort them like cocaine.

The ghosts of demons
dance naked in your left ear,
giving you orders.

Obey completely.
Do exactly as you're told.
Otherwise you'll die.
Haiku #54292, by Anonymous Poet
August 29, 2016 12:33 am ET

Something to ponder;
If French people eat French toast,
do they call it "toast?"
Haiku #54291, by Mandingo Ebola
August 29, 2016 12:18 am ET

Well, if it is French,
then it must be poetry.
Watch Killing Zoe.

There is a French whore
asking to be shat upon.
It sounds beautiful!
Haiku #54290, by DF
August 28, 2016 8:39 pm ET

http://www.cqqzhb.com/
Sauf et fragment de conception de nouveaux groupes de couleurs blancs et noirs
Haiku #54289, by Amliy of Paris
August 28, 2016 8:08 am ET

if you pull your damn
t-shirt over your head one
more time well you know

we need to reduce
the crappucino intake
to reduce relapse
Haiku #54288, by vhs
August 27, 2016 11:42 am ET

I should go get drunk.
And then cheat on my fat wife.
Instead of working.
Haiku #54287, by df
August 27, 2016 7:46 am ET

Almost 20 years.
I would expect an upgrade.
The same as a spouse.
Haiku #54286, by df
August 27, 2016 3:29 am ET

eepruoyt will now treat us to SEO spam. Or sites done in India. Or something. It's obvious.
Haiku #54285, by Anonymous Poet
August 27, 2016 3:27 am ET

Exclamation Point!
One comma; semicolon
So, do you love me?
Haiku #54284, by Haveshingles Shecola
August 27, 2016 3:14 am ET

I'm really enjoying the design and layout of your website. It's a very easy on the eyes which makes it much more pleasant for me to come here and visit more often. Did you hire out a designer to create your theme? Excellent work!
Haiku #54283, by eepruoyt of USA
August 27, 2016 2:02 am ET

Almost twenty years
That's ancient for a website
What can you expect?
Haiku #54282, by Mandongo Play Bongo
August 26, 2016 11:14 pm ET

Sure, allow hot-links,
but do not allow smart quotes
or apostrophes.

Makes a lot of sense.
This site is made for spammers.
Or so it seems like.

A conspiracy!
It reflects the universe.
Not sure which is worse.

Poetry and life.
They should reflect each other.
And indeed they do.

Leech-like parasites.
Spammers, haters, and poets.
Feeding off themselves.

Cannibalistic.
Native jungle tribe stew pot.
Hannibal Lecter.

I'll have the liver,
with a side of fava beans,
and nice chianti.

Upgrade this website.
Make posts public, but log in
required to post.

DUH!


Haiku #54281, by Anonymous Poet
August 26, 2016 10:16 pm ET

Midgets Fisting Kittens (dot com)

Midgetsfistingkittens.com just last week became the number one earner on the web, reflected in the improvement of the economy and Barrack Obama's hair cut. Wall Street rallied, chanting the ticker over and over "MFK! MFK! MFK!..." and the Vatican reversed its stance on beastiality.

In other news, scientists have shown that getting pussy can lead to cancer, causing all vaginas to have a warning label tatooed on them at birth. "Fucking this sloppy, ugly, stinky thing has been shown to cause cancer in Bolivian street rats." The research was funded by Hustler Magazine and Fleshlight, Inc.

Starkle, starkle, little twink, what the hell are you, I think. Up above the world so big, like a dirty little pig. Ride your bicycles like a porn star rides her favorite dildo up and down, up and down, grinding side to side while screaming "Oh God, oh God!" Do this and and I say unto you, thou shalt see the Kingdom of heaven and hell inside the insane asylum vacation party with free drugs and cancer causing pussy that gives you nightmares, warts, and psychic visions. The orderlies have had their turn. Sloppy seconds with various excretions that you don't want to know about.

His wife caught him grinding the pillow in his sleep and has filed for divorce on grounds of infidelity. Don't laugh. Girraffe. Caraffe. Rif Raff. Quarter Staff. Daff-y Duck. Fuck.
Haiku #54280, by FUUUUUUUUUUU... !!!!
August 26, 2016 10:02 pm ET

Midgets Fisting Kittens (dot com)

Midgetsfistingkittens.com just last week became the number one earner on the web, reflected in the improvement of the economy and Barrack Obama's hair cut. Wall Street rallied, chanting the ticker over and over "MFK! MFK! MFK!..." and the Vatican reversed its stance on beastiality.

In other news, scientists have shown that getting pussy can lead to cancer, causing all vaginas to have a warning label tatooed on them at birth. "Fucking this sloppy, ugly, stinky thing has been shown to cause cancer in Bolivian street rats." The research was funded by Hustler Magazine and Fleshlight, Inc.

Starkle, starkle, little twink, what the hell are you, I think. Up above the world so big, like a dirty little pig. Ride your bicycles like a porn star rides her favorite dildo up and down, up and down, grinding side to side while screaming "Oh God, oh God!" Do this and and I say unto you, thou shalt see the Kingdom of heaven and hell inside the insane asylum vacation party with free drugs and cancer causing pussy that gives you nightmares, warts, and psychic visions. The orderlies have had their turn. Sloppy seconds with various excretions that you don't want to know about.

His wife caught him grinding the pillow in his sleep and has filed for divorce on grounds of infidelity. Don
Haiku #54279, by Goddamn the apostrophes!
August 26, 2016 10:01 pm ET

Midgets Fisting Kittens (dot com)

Midgetsfistingkittens.com just last week became the number one earner on the web, reflected in the improvement of the economy and Barrack Obama's hair cut. Wall Street rallied, chanting the ticker over and over "MFK! MFK! MFK!..." and the Vatican reversed its stance on beastiality.

In other news, scientists have shown that getting pussy can lead to cancer, causing all vaginas to have a warning label tatooed on them at birth. "Fucking this sloppy, ugly, stinky thing has been shown to cause cancer in Bolivian street rats." The research was funded by Hustler Magazine and Fleshlight, Inc.

Starkle, starkle, little twink, what the hell are you, I think. Up above the world so big, like a dirty little pig. Ride your bicycles like a porn star rides her favorite dildo up and down, up and down, grinding side to side while screaming "Oh God, oh God!" Do this and and I say unto you, thou shalt see the Kingdom of heaven and hell inside the insane asylum vacation party with free drugs and cancer causing pussy that gives you nightmares, warts, and psychic visions. The orderlies have had their turn. Sloppy seconds with various excretions that you don
Haiku #54278, by Guueeessssss who!
August 26, 2016 9:58 pm ET

I need oleo.
Oleo for my bunghole.
Do you have TP?

Bring me your TP!
My bunghole will be angry!
Are you threat'ning me?!
Haiku #54277, by The Great Cornholio of Lake Titicaca
August 26, 2016 9:51 pm ET

I miss you in the night
but you forgot me in the day
heart broken
Haiku #54276, by Nisa of San Jose
August 26, 2016 9:41 pm ET

the risk click on this
to what, to where, the blind path
the alley mugged on
Haiku #54275, by vhs
August 26, 2016 6:59 pm ET

I miss you in the night
but you forgot me in the day
heart broken
Haiku #54274, by Nisa of San Jose
August 26, 2016 2:35 am ET

tides of twisted time
washing through us like a wave
beyond our control
Haiku #54273, by Anonymous Poet
August 26, 2016 1:25 am ET

great cornhoolio
is my t-shirt today once
he was popular

now he is but a
face on donation t shirts
at a goodwill store
Haiku #54272, by vhs
August 25, 2016 1:56 pm ET

i'm posting here a
bit to push some of the spam
out of the way now
Haiku #54271, by vhs
August 25, 2016 1:55 pm ET

this internet was
once a novelty but now
it is the zeitgeist
Haiku #54270, by vhs
August 25, 2016 1:45 pm ET

I'm making a lot
of life changes today and
the waiting scares me
Haiku #54269, by vhs
August 25, 2016 1:37 pm ET

i just wish we could
control "hello hello" etc
so posts could be this
Haiku #54268, by vhs
August 25, 2016 1:34 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #54267, by Anonymous Poet of USA
August 24, 2016 7:50 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #54266, by Anonymous Poet of USA
August 24, 2016 7:49 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #54265, by Anonymous Poet of USA
August 24, 2016 7:48 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #54264, by Anonymous Poet of USA
August 24, 2016 7:47 pm ET

james patterson ventures into his darkest climate yet... verse...

james patterson releases lyrics for new song, "better than you", as sung by jack reacher (as portrayed by pitbull)...

james patterson releases retro vinyl album designed to appeal to the young... achieves meta-ironic success...

james patterson begins to sell life-sized realdoll recreations of his famous characters... scenes portrayed with guns begin appearing online...

famous writers rebel against patterson hegemony... put down by lifelike reacherbots...

patterson hegemony splits along lines of reacher/cross schism...

pittsburgh becomes site zero of nuclear warfare as aging writer's cybernetics fail, technology needed for repair lost in great internet fire of 2039...

death falls as giant cockroaches begin swarming out of mutated ohio river... streams of human/robot alliance emerge... put down insects... humanity vows, never again... all bestsellers destroyed

fourteen thousand years later... alien probe uncovers unburnt copy of "private paris"... infection spreads to interstellar reach... abstract patterforms begin emerging from depths of dead space..
Haiku #54263, by peter of pgh
August 24, 2016 6:15 pm ET

I typically watch
What What in the Butt and stuff
like that to laugh at.

Seriously, though,
I still like Tool's videos,
but they need new ones!

Haven't heard new bands
that I am ape shit over
in a long long time.

Old age settle in.
A squatter I cant evict.
I should surf naked.

Beats chasing young sluts.
Pregnant girls or diseases.
Ain't got time for that!
Haiku #54262, by df
August 24, 2016 2:13 pm ET

watching videos
on youtube with weird band names
cannibal corpse? well

they're not that good but
toad the wet sprocket those guys
are actually good
Haiku #54261, by vhs
August 24, 2016 11:33 am ET

it's like anything that
goes on for years and years there's
a last straw that breaks
Haiku #54260, by vhs
August 23, 2016 10:40 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #54259, by Anonymous Poet of USA
August 23, 2016 6:43 pm ET

well there was a band
called Garbage but they were quite
actually not bad
Haiku #54258, by ronin
August 23, 2016 11:44 am ET

It is all garbage.
Absolute fucking garbage.
All that is on here.
Haiku #54257, by Anonymous Poet of USA
August 23, 2016 9:33 am ET

Haiku #54256, by andrew of londer
August 23, 2016 5:57 am ET

Hey would you mind letting me know which web host you're working with? I've loaded your blog in 3 completely different internet browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot faster then most. Can you suggest a good internet hosting provider at a fair price? Kudos, I appreciate it!
Haiku #54255, by uoeyyurp of USA
August 23, 2016 1:51 am ET

Hey would you mind letting me know which web host you're working with? I've loaded your blog in 3 completely different internet browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot faster then most. Can you suggest a good internet hosting provider at a fair price? Kudos, I appreciate it!
Haiku #54254, by ryertyyo of USA
August 23, 2016 1:51 am ET

Goodbye!
Haiku #54253, by Anonymous Poet
August 22, 2016 10:23 pm ET

The thing about Christ.
Few see his true miracle.
That of acceptance.
Haiku #54252, by df
August 22, 2016 10:22 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #54251, by Anonymous Poet of USA
August 22, 2016 3:42 pm ET

well you know the whole
Christianity thing does have a
shit ton of loopholes

the whole grace thing but
one can't treat the Pearl like a
wooden nickel see...

and yes I've prayed for you, just for you know better relations and all that...Janis might go wait no religious stuff on...

i miss 'em
Haiku #54250, by vhs
August 22, 2016 12:45 pm ET


Kill the manager.
Paint the walls with your feces.
Claim insanity.

Go on Oprah's show.
Write a book about it all.
Get money and chicks.
Haiku #54248, by df
August 22, 2016 10:28 am ET