BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
21 Days
and
55652 Haikus
later...
>>I'm only human.
Occasionally I fart.
And it's not a fart.
>>In line at Walmart.
In loose fitting khaki shorts.
What a mess I made.
>>The intercom blared,
"Clean up at register six.
Bring Clorox and gloves."
>>People then took pics
to upload onto Facebook.
That's my five minutes.
Haiku #55652, by Darth Figpucker of Merry Christmas!
December 4, 2016 5:39 am ET

I likewise think this a very wonderful website.
192.168.0.1
Haiku #55651, by Router of NY
December 3, 2016 3:27 am ET



The security,
Could use an upgrade 'round here,
This wasn't hard to do.
Haiku #55650, by Nobody of Nowhere
December 2, 2016 10:37 pm ET

ZOMG I LIEK UR BLOG ITS COOL AND STUFF SO LIEK YASS




Look mom! I'm rueotywiri
Haiku #55649, by Adam
December 2, 2016 4:31 pm ET

This is some happy poop
Haiku #55648, by Mature person of Matureville
December 2, 2016 4:30 pm ET

Funny how the spam
vanishes after I drop
a poop bomb, ain't it.
Haiku #55647, by df
December 1, 2016 10:09 pm ET

Okay, vhs.
If you think praying will work,
Pray all you wan to.

Or... you can try to email Janis to see if you can learn the code to log in to the website host and delete all the spam as it comes in. Imagine, actually doing something about it. Wow. He helps those who help me. Good luck.

Oh....

POOP!

Happy?
Haiku #55646, by df
December 1, 2016 10:06 pm ET

you know my beliefs
have me think i can wage a
thing called "spiritual"

warfare" on say spam.
what good does it do to pray
against spam postings?
Haiku #55645, by vhs
December 1, 2016 4:45 pm ET

Are you okay sir?
Maybe you should take a rest!
There is something wrong...



...with you...



...I hate haiku.
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