BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
197 Days
and
56593 Haikus
later...
Parking lot tired bee
Drifts in search of a flower
Yet so far away
Haiku #56593, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 28, 2017 10:27 pm ET

Does anyone else here fantasize about Trump being anally raped by a pack of rabid kangaroos or is that just me?
Haiku #56592, by Anonymous Poet
May 28, 2017 9:36 pm ET

Old age is freedom.
Embarrassment vanishes.
Just as farts diffuse.

Digging for boogers.
Loudly farting and laughing.
Coffee shop annoyance.

You may think it's gross.
But it keeps the wife away.
And thus I have peace.
Haiku #56591, by df
May 28, 2017 8:08 pm ET

Sometimes I think about a person
I haven't seen in years
Then about a day later I see them
Sometimes it's awkward
Sometimes it's nice
Sometimes both
Memory flows tidally
I've got my eye on the moon
She never lets me down
I love her
Haiku #56590, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 28, 2017 7:31 pm ET

Hear branches breaking
Terrifying in the woods
No big deal in town
Haiku #56589, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 28, 2017 7:27 pm ET

World needs less mirrors
We can see ourselves just fine
Need self reflection
Haiku #56588, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 28, 2017 5:18 pm ET

Who needs belief
When you have direct experience
I have food you don't know about
Had to go out on the roof to get it
Tripped but I didn't fall
I flew
Saw things from above
Still stuck down here though
Haiku #56587, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 28, 2017 5:10 pm ET

Can't help it
My ancestors were genocidal
Like father like son
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Unless planted on a hill
But I think I'll be peaceful
Vote for me
I probably won't kill everyone
That'll be my campaign slogan
"I PROBABLY WON'T KILL EVERYONE"
First lady Morningstar
Get it?
Is this thing on?!
Haiku #56586, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 28, 2017 5:06 pm ET

100,000 tons of plastic in the ocean
Missionaries told me they don't care
God will take care of it
Even though He told the first father
Replenish the earth
Maybe they were actually Satanists
And are oblivious
Don't worry God WILL take care of it
Human mass extinction event via
Supersonic tsunami
Biowarfare
Cull the herd
Depopulation
Popularity contest over
Only GMO humans will survive
Some sort of seal
Haiku #56585, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 28, 2017 5:03 pm ET

Ask me for the truth
World where people are objects
And objects people

Dark wings unfurling
Environment deciding
Factor who to be

Mechanism of
Defense every animal
Some sort of weapon
Haiku #56584, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 28, 2017 4:38 pm ET

is it bad haiku
if it isn't really haiku
then it is bad???
Haiku #56583, by vhs
May 28, 2017 12:07 pm ET

there's no release in
death, just an eternity
of suffering or grace

take your pick
Haiku #56582, by vhs
May 28, 2017 11:12 am ET

maybe i'm a danged bore
a masochist after all
dealing with some health stuff

but it makes me want
to fight more and more and to
just win, driven by

revenge, the urge to
beat something that refuses
to be beaten, bad

superhero movies
Haiku #56581, by vhs
May 28, 2017 11:11 am ET

Lint in my pocket
Nothing more to say really
pay attention here
Haiku #56580, by T
May 28, 2017 8:27 am ET

Message boards matter
Current conventions splatter
Licking Mad Hatter
Haiku #56579, by Mandingo Ebola of You all sleep took much, and it makes me miss you.
May 28, 2017 5:36 am ET

Separate yourself
told to you from birth to death
old man shits his pants
Haiku #56578, by Learning lessons of True confessions
May 28, 2017 5:28 am ET

We may have no choice
Because there are diseases
Communicable
Haiku #56577, by Mandingo Ebola of TREASURE ISLAND RESORT (but not really, I work in a warehouse)
May 28, 2017 5:19 am ET

Junk food and disposable containers.
Obesity and pop music.
Am I wrong to want to live in a cave in the wood,
throwing my excrement at those who
happen upon my woodland domicile.
Asteroid, where are you?
Haiku #56576, by df
May 28, 2017 4:01 am ET

I know this sounds strange,
but I think I want cancer.
There's freedom in death.
Haiku #56575, by df
May 28, 2017 3:55 am ET

misunderstanding
these times are so demanding
makes me want to nap
Haiku #56574, by Mandingo Ebola is tired of It all
May 28, 2017 3:00 am ET

politics are bad
long words confuse me help me
travel to russia
Haiku #56573, by terrible human of the moon
May 28, 2017 2:12 am ET

homophobia
homosexuality
completely different
Haiku #56572, by terrible human of the moon
May 28, 2017 2:10 am ET

i am a person
i am the moon, its white
california
Haiku #56571, by terrible human of the moon
May 28, 2017 2:07 am ET

Rabbits on acid
Really government did it
Rabbits learned faster
Haiku #56570, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 27, 2017 8:17 pm ET

Rabbits on acid
Really government did it
Rabbits learned faster
Haiku #56569, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 27, 2017 8:17 pm ET

Weirdest experience
Looking my father in the eye
No idea who I am
But he still recognizes me
Head injury
He got better
Haiku #56568, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 27, 2017 8:13 pm ET

Once bread was something new
I wonder if there's a way to bring back the excitement
Maybe with a good marketing strategy
With a patient disposition
The food downstairs is boring
Compared to what I have in my room
I have told you don't know about
Haiku #56567, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 27, 2017 8:07 pm ET

So there I was
Listening to multiple conversations at the same time
Semantic saturation is when everything sounds like gibberish unless its musical
The church bell rang out the time
All conversation stopped
Deja vu
Uncomfortable realization of mortality
A public epiphany
And then they start talking again like nothing happened
The private dream can become public myth
Haiku #56566, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 27, 2017 8:04 pm ET

the paradox with
here is it was once the way
the internet was

irreverent, games
Generation X, pop moods
now what we have is

facebook and google
towers of babel waiting
for the stone to fall
Haiku #56565, by vhs
May 27, 2017 1:07 pm ET

some of us do the
quiet thing and like "quiet"
i get that but right

now it is a time
of crisis and action, what
comes will be truly

something
Haiku #56564, by vhs
May 26, 2017 12:15 pm ET

I'd much rather surf
than write a fucking haiku,
but, like, whatever.

I might have cancer.
Or a nasty hemorrhoid.
Time for a check up.

For now I'll live life.
I'd love me some pot brownies
or ganja goo balls.

If it is cancer,
I'll go whoring and drinking
and take lots of drugs.

Chemotherapy
is more gay than getting fucked
by an ass tumor.
Haiku #56563, by df
May 25, 2017 7:36 am ET

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, fucking
ten, eleven, twelve.

{Ka fucking BOOM! Thunder and lightening!}

Mwah ha ha ha ha! And shit like that.

Sesame Street never gets old.
Haiku #56562, by df
May 25, 2017 7:26 am ET

Must learn Norwegian
Easiest language to learn
For English speaker
Haiku #56561, by dvd of waterfront
May 25, 2017 1:44 am ET

Repeating riddles
Frozen time bathing in light
Petals fall greedy

Echoes in the spring
Rising sun overcome with joy
Petals fall sudden

Searching of friendship
Heaven's gate bathing in light
Lanterns swing troubled
Haiku #56560, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 25, 2017 12:40 am ET

Amusing mountain
Friend from past is never lost
Singing sweet embrace

Forgetting fires
Crescent moon awaits true fate
Insects fly naive

Awaiting knowledge
Rain of fall rising slowly
Dances of a star
Haiku #56559, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 25, 2017 12:37 am ET

Monarch from cocoon
Lessons learned mistakes good deeds
At least I see now

Stretch wings and look down
Transcendental animal
You have no idea

Sharing on the ice
A conversation between
Conscious subconscious
Haiku #56558, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 25, 2017 12:18 am ET

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Haiku #56557, by yuepwyre of USA
May 24, 2017 7:22 pm ET

yes i do know, i
was growing up in the times
Reagan was in charge

and Gorby is still
alive as of this posting
they wanted a world

where their kids could be
ok, nukes were not a threat
now these damn Isis

people, among the
other crisises that lead
to a new Springtime?
Haiku #56556, by vhs of blame Neil Howe for my opinion on history
May 24, 2017 1:55 pm ET

I wake at dawn
The full moon fluffy
Where do the butterflies go?
Haiku #56555, by Davidg of SF
May 24, 2017 10:29 am ET

The USSR
Was quite scary at one time
Duck and cover drills
Haiku #56554, by T
May 23, 2017 7:24 pm ET

we lived in depressed
times in the 1990s
now we truly live

in perilous times
but haven't we always had
something to be feared?
Haiku #56553, by vhs of Old Parkj Riesling can't be let go
May 23, 2017 6:06 pm ET

wanted: more haiku
people to post here and for Darth
PF to attempt

to interact with
in his usual manner
please respond RSVP
Haiku #56552, by vhs
May 23, 2017 1:27 pm ET

small islands exist
in the insanity of
a time to go to

Svalbard anyone?
Haiku #56551, by vhs
May 22, 2017 1:45 pm ET

My ocean treasures:
Lighters, diapers, plastic bags, stryofoam cups, plastic bottles, batteries, sandles, motor oil and antifreeze containers, sunglasses, chips and other junk food bags, a large suitcase full of meth and cash sealed in ziploc bags and duct tape, cigarette butts, lost t-shirts, and shreds of fishing nets.
Haiku #56550, by Anonymous Poet
May 21, 2017 9:13 pm ET

I have stopped counting due to the fact that throughout the day I often find myself counting the silly bulls (sic) plodding through my mind and it was kind of making me crazy. So I said, "enough of this shite!" and now I do not count and I feel there is a great freedom in not following these rules.

Tampons in the ocean.
Diapers oozing gel and baby shit.
Ramen cups and plastic spoons.
This is wrong.
Die, humans, die.
Haiku #56549, by df
May 21, 2017 9:06 pm ET

World run by fat cats
Most sex, catnip anyway
Cats and people same
Haiku #56548, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 21, 2017 1:59 pm ET

i watch too much on
YouTube, but who is it for
now, a few fat cats?
Haiku #56547, by vhs
May 21, 2017 1:52 pm ET

If God becomes an
Atheist then we're all fucked
And that's why I pray
Haiku #56546, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 21, 2017 1:51 pm ET

today's new business
becomes tomorrows's new Man
"creative" destructshun
Haiku #56545, by vhs of 576
May 21, 2017 1:49 pm ET

real life has seasons
socially and naturally
youth to old goes on
Haiku #56544, by vhs
May 21, 2017 1:46 pm ET