BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
157 Days
and
63979 Haikus
later...
While on the reservation
I felt so much peace and saw a great people who managed to keep their sprits yet stripped of so much and yet they have more honor than any others for this humbled me
I saw wise elders walk with proud sales and the ethos of the mountains from many generations and said blessed is to be the sons of thunder unto the mighty heavens that be
Haiku #63979, by Dark light hidden delight of California Star Light
April 19, 2019 12:50 am ET

So what's the deal with
LSD? Is it a drug
Or technology?
Haiku #63978, by Jerry Seinfeld of 5 hits of acid
April 19, 2019 12:40 am ET

Crystals on a dark ocean
Lady in white slides her feet into the golden sands
the waves speak to the soul
Haiku #63977, by Dark light hidden delight of California
April 19, 2019 12:04 am ET

Rose quartz and lilies
books under trees
Calming realizations
Haiku #63976, by Encyclopedia of Ohio
April 18, 2019 11:58 pm ET

People are windows
Transparent fragile and yet
They can let light in
Haiku #63975, by MONARCH
April 18, 2019 11:27 pm ET

To me light is moon
For sake of simplicity
Fluttering wildly
Haiku #63974, by MANMOTH of Moon
April 18, 2019 11:23 pm ET

Funny we meet here
High as fuck leaned up against
This ugly cactus
Haiku #63973, by Jim morrison of Desert
April 18, 2019 11:17 pm ET

The birds and the bees
Vinegars sting honey drip
With a side of flies
Haiku #63972, by Close your legs
April 18, 2019 11:15 pm ET

Voice echoes off sand
Bounces among stones and air
Strikes eardrums loudly
Haiku #63971, by Man of Desert
April 18, 2019 11:12 pm ET

Distance isn't easy
Yet the moth flew to her window
Frightened yet she still loved it
Haiku #63970, by Nurturing Heart of Pennsylvania
April 18, 2019 10:57 pm ET

Been silent and numb
And ready to let it die
Somehow still ablaze
Haiku #63969, by Ghost of Haunted House
April 18, 2019 10:47 pm ET

The pain of the ingrown toenail
I used his tweezers to clip relief
Haiku #63968, by SchweatyBalls of Streaks
April 18, 2019 10:11 pm ET

Have you tried leeches?
For firm yet gentle sucking
Here's my business card
Haiku #63967, by Robin Leech of Lifestyles of the fruity
April 18, 2019 9:47 pm ET

Mary Magdalene
They say she liked his stuffing
Nazareth home slice
Haiku #63966, by Televangelist of Rolling in the dough
April 18, 2019 9:45 pm ET

Dizzy spell this morn.
The Monster wants to get out.
He gave me two weeks.
Haiku #63965, by TTGFP of Jesus help me!
April 18, 2019 9:43 pm ET

Way back in the day
Juicy Joyce shaved a peace sign
In her pubic hair
Haiku #63964, by One hand on my something
April 18, 2019 9:41 pm ET

The bread's his body.
Lord Jesus Christ is risen!
Praise be to Jesus.
Haiku #63963, by TTGFP Okay, that was bad, slightly blasphemous, but I'm sure JC has a sense of humor; we're made in his image, so the story goes.
April 18, 2019 9:40 pm ET

The grass needs cut
the mower is broken
the weeds are growing into the good grass
Haiku #63962, by Farmer John of Arkansas
April 18, 2019 9:37 pm ET

They cried out to their goddesses whining that he wished to replace them wa wa wah but she ignored their tears because of all the first they did throughout the years and chose someone who hasn't been passed around for bags of gold...she gave two fucks because those old toy monkeys got used and way too old
Haiku #63961, by Clay Molder of Birth Canal Origin
April 18, 2019 9:21 pm ET

He switches women when bored with the last rubber coochie he explored
Haiku #63960, by Skeezers R Us of ISLANDS
April 18, 2019 9:16 pm ET

Overheard on Ark
Make room for the dinosaurs!
Wow, they shit a lot!!
Haiku #63959, by Did they go extinct? of And/or did the stinx?
April 18, 2019 6:12 pm ET

I switched the channel
Meanwhile, in the Philippines
A man measures his
Haiku #63958, by Vietnamese coffee of Never bitter, Just Better
April 18, 2019 6:04 pm ET

Wishing you the best
On this holiday weekend
Merry Christmas, all!
Haiku #63957, by It of Birth, death, fact fiction, winter spring summer fall
April 18, 2019 6:01 pm ET

The lamb and the lion
Park their asses on Broadway
All That Jazzereth!
Haiku #63956, by Gene sis of Ticket window
April 18, 2019 5:24 pm ET

This new poetess
Seems about as genuine
As the cold, fake moon
Haiku #63955, by Big Ass of Mooning u pressed against the window
April 18, 2019 5:21 pm ET

She is risen
she shall have justice
she is truth
she needed no statue
for she carried and truly created from her womb
Haiku #63954, by Mother To Many Gods n Goddesses of Galaxies
April 18, 2019 5:17 pm ET

Man from Nazareth
Fosse...All that Jazzereth
The show must go on!
Haiku #63953, by Anonymous Poet
April 18, 2019 5:15 pm ET

There once was a man from Nazareth.
And nothing rhymes with Nazareth.
He is the Son of God.
He is the Son of God.
Praise be to Jesus.
Haiku #63952, by TTGFP
April 18, 2019 5:01 pm ET

he liked my legs and secretly she does too
the issue is i refuse to chose you too
Haiku #63951, by Mr. Deez of Jockstrap
April 18, 2019 4:56 pm ET

Love is my desire
no bullshit for hire
sorry if my words set u on fire
whatever needed to make peace higher
Haiku #63950, by Threshold of Spirit
April 18, 2019 4:51 pm ET

Beautiful Roses
fields of love
hearts of a rainbow
collected souls
together in unison
no pain upon any my vision for plenty
Haiku #63949, by Colors of the Moon of 9th realm
April 18, 2019 4:48 pm ET

Close your legs, honey
A bit of a fly problem
Keeps coming undone
Haiku #63948, by Overheard outside the Rectory of Undisclosed
April 18, 2019 4:48 pm ET

bugspray insecticide
even locusts die
Haiku #63947, by RAID of Tampa
April 18, 2019 4:44 pm ET

fruit of the loom
monday thru sundays but rewore tusedays
bloomers don't blossom
drawers the boxers in the boxes
changed this month
Haiku #63946, by Stanley Tricks of Florida
April 18, 2019 4:42 pm ET

a plague of locusts
Not something you see each day
Well, that is unless
Haiku #63945, by You know of Where to look
April 18, 2019 4:40 pm ET

flowers withered
the stench rots
gingivitis
Haiku #63944, by Emmanuel of New York
April 18, 2019 4:40 pm ET

only weak ones swarm
none can stand alone
then got blisters from acceptance
Haiku #63943, by Good Timing of Wisconsin
April 18, 2019 4:36 pm ET

When I was a kid
There was this one family
They smelled like mothballs
Haiku #63942, by Former kid of 1977 or in the vicinity
April 18, 2019 4:31 pm ET

Groupon has a deal
You can get your cunt steamed out
Like Gwynneth Paltrow
Haiku #63941, by Goopy Mess of Cunt
April 18, 2019 3:51 pm ET

Triumphant return
Dinosaurs reclaim their hood
Yabba Dabba Doo!!
Haiku #63940, by Flintstones Kids of One million strong and growing
April 18, 2019 3:28 pm ET

Dusty trails
Dark Caves
Independence lonely life
Or accept being enslaved
Haiku #63939, by Brendon of Alabama
April 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET

Sweet tunes not yet played
Old neglected instrument
Blow some life in it
Haiku #63938, by Honey of In the Horn
April 18, 2019 2:00 pm ET

Spring cherry blossoms
In the festival moonlight
Darth-san plays Koto
Haiku #63937, by Japanophilia of Coprophagia
April 18, 2019 1:39 pm ET

The other white meat
Step out of your comfort zone
Try Longpig tonight
Haiku #63936, by Figpucker Helper of Make a a Great Meal
April 18, 2019 1:15 pm ET

No chewing required
So Grandpa set down his teeth
And ate out Grandma
Haiku #63935, by Incestry. Com
April 18, 2019 1:02 pm ET

When I was a kid
The teacher put a student
in the wastebasket
Haiku #63934, by Let them eat paste
April 18, 2019 12:57 pm ET

Sometime just for fun
Turn your eyelids inside out
Rob your local bank
Haiku #63933, by Cash me outside
April 18, 2019 12:54 pm ET

You'll get used to it
Life in the trunk of my car
Now, where's my duct tape?
Haiku #63932, by Otto of Mobile
April 18, 2019 11:24 am ET

A golden shower
Even when accidental
Can be refreshing
Haiku #63931, by Birds of A feather
April 18, 2019 11:18 am ET

Inebriated
Note to self: Tuck in pecker
Before Easter Mass
Haiku #63930, by Father Tomato of Erectory
April 18, 2019 11:16 am ET