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Midgetsfistingkittens.com just last week became the number one earner on the web, reflected in the improvement of the economy and Barrack Obama's hair cut. Wall Street rallied, chanting the ticker over and over "MFK! MFK! MFK!..." and the Vatican reversed its stance on beastiality.
In other news, scientists have shown that getting pussy can lead to cancer, causing all vaginas to have a warning label tatooed on them at birth. "Fucking this sloppy, ugly, stinky thing has been shown to cause cancer in Bolivian street rats." The research was funded by Hustler Magazine and Fleshlight, Inc.
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August 26, 2016 9:58 pm ET