BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
220 Days
and
65023 Haikus
later...
Your old lady-san
Cooks your goose every morning
Pees in your coffee
Haiku #64950, by Me play joke of Coke machine
June 7, 2019 7:22 am ET

Chopsticks pork chopsticks
Chopsticks rice chopsticks broccoli
Chopsticks fried foreskin
Haiku #64949, by Eat it of Slop chewy
June 7, 2019 7:19 am ET

life long dream fulfilled
To pee inside a woman
It was a wet dream
Haiku #64948, by Limb Gee
June 7, 2019 3:36 am ET

Smoke signals at dawn
Sending special messages
"You are a faggot"
Haiku #64947, by Indian
June 7, 2019 3:22 am ET

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Haiku #64938, by
June 7, 2019 3:17 am ET

Talked to a phone ho
Threw away some more money
Then masturbated
Haiku #64937, by Just a slow Wednesday
June 7, 2019 2:10 am ET

Mcdonalds orgy
jesus came in my milkshake
god came on my fries
Haiku #64936, by Ba da ba ba ba I'm lovin' it
June 7, 2019 1:47 am ET

Once upon a time
Back when blow jobs were in style
Suck it yourself, bro
Haiku #64935, by Glad to hear it of Spoojmeister
June 7, 2019 1:22 am ET

Time to use mouthwash.
I mistook your mouth for butt.
There's your asshole. Proof!
Haiku #64934, by Sweet Lil Old Jesus Condemns Your Filthy Soul
June 7, 2019 12:01 am ET

La Luz Del Mundo
Christianity sucks ass
There's your proof. Asshole
Haiku #64933, by Jesus is lard
June 6, 2019 11:28 pm ET

My Haiku woman
she treats me right, cooks my rice
my Old Lady-san
Haiku #64932, by Vertical Smile of Horizontal Hopes
June 6, 2019 10:52 am ET

I want to thank you for taking time to answer my mouthwash survey. My teachers were most pleased.
Haiku #64931, by student
June 6, 2019 9:15 am ET

Demoncrat donkeys
Bray against President Trump.
YES! Re-election.
Haiku #64930, by Some of you are So Pathetic of You Do Not Deserve Everything You Do Not Get
June 5, 2019 9:15 pm ET

I may not be a smart man,
but I know what love is.
Haiku #64929, by Forrest of I love you, Jenny.
June 5, 2019 7:32 am ET

Donkeys in church
Can't help acting like asses
Now then, Let us bray
Haiku #64928, by jenny of 867-5309
June 5, 2019 1:15 am ET

Donkeys in church
Can
Haiku #64927, by Jenny of Ass
June 4, 2019 3:58 am ET

You said ERECTION
Just made you say ERECTION
BAH HA HA HA HA!
Haiku #64926, by Beau Nerd
June 4, 2019 3:54 am ET

Deadbeat? Ha I mean
Resurrection is some good
Father-Son bonding
Haiku #64925, by The Father is Spirit
June 3, 2019 10:22 pm ET

You will meet Jesus.
He won't care about ice cream.
He will be your Judge.
Haiku #64924, by Be Saved Before It's Too Late
June 3, 2019 8:54 pm ET

If I met Jesus
I'd buy him a big ice cream
An ice cream sundae
Haiku #64923, by His Father probably never did of Deadbeat Cheapskate
June 3, 2019 2:57 pm ET


Just in time for church
Jerk off in baptismal font
Cross off TO DO LIST
Haiku #64922, by Busy Day Guy
June 2, 2019 9:08 pm ET

It is still Sunday;
a good day to worship God.
(while Darth beats his meat)
Haiku #64921, by Holiness Proclaimed of 8 Days a Week
June 2, 2019 4:41 pm ET

Sunday for Jesus
All other days for Satan
That's how y'all roll
Haiku #64920, by Jesus is lard
June 2, 2019 11:14 am ET

Today is Sunday.
A good day to worship God.
(while Darth plays with shit)
Haiku #64919, by Holiness Exalted of Sinners Condemned
June 2, 2019 8:56 am ET

I soak my penis
In a combination of
Three fine mouthwashes
Haiku #64918, by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
May 31, 2019 6:00 pm ET

Hi.

I have a very short questionnaire I'd like to present and thank you in advance for answering.

Do you prefer Listerine, Scope, or Colgate mouthwash?

And what is your preferred flavor?

It's for a class project.

Thanks again.
Haiku #64917, by student
May 31, 2019 4:41 pm ET

I just called MULE RID
Whoever answered the phone
Brayed loud in my ear
Haiku #64916, by I give up
May 31, 2019 3:49 am ET

All this camel dung
Coming up between my toes
These sandals are shot
Haiku #64915, by O. Asis of Somewhere
May 31, 2019 3:44 am ET

When you make a list
It helps you get organized
Things to do: Get Laid
Haiku #64914, by Can't read the list of Wet smudge
May 31, 2019 3:38 am ET

Fucked by a donkey?
Got an ass stuck in your ass?
Call Burro-Be-Gone!
Haiku #64913, by 1-800-MULE-RID
May 31, 2019 3:34 am ET

Lawn mowing contest
Who will have the shortest grass?
Be the biggest ass?
Haiku #64912, by Get a goat
May 30, 2019 10:51 pm ET

Phoney hoes fake foreheads noses n blood of sacrificial fetus for life of luxury just for him to go get a new bitch preggo
Haiku #64911, by Your Cunt was Outdone of Lizard face Herp Son
May 30, 2019 9:16 pm ET

Nippress and Ash, long at Last
StarWars themed
Wedding Rings
w00t! w00t!
Haiku #64910, by iamback
May 30, 2019 6:35 pm ET

Poke your head out now
You zit faced motherfucker
Conjoined headless twin
Haiku #64909, by longstanding of Erection
May 30, 2019 4:35 pm ET

Santa Claus penis
Long hard and so minty fresh
Cum to the North Pole
Haiku #64908, by Lump of Coal
May 30, 2019 4:31 pm ET

You should be happy 7 finally got what u wanted. Him away from me. Stolen true Judah u crusty bitch gave it all for trade. And turned them into slaves. Only to sell them their true creativity and art back while u slaughter them. You in your filth. Be glad now u have it...
Haiku #64907, by Trash bitch of He will die again by your hand
May 30, 2019 9:43 am ET

Bitch stfu for a change
Haiku #64906, by Snails melt of In their salt
May 30, 2019 9:28 am ET

The ones who escaped
Will serve as "chocolate jimmies"
On my ice cream cone
Haiku #64905, by Xterminator of Anthill
May 29, 2019 3:58 pm ET

Abducted and killed
Bludgeoned dead and set on fire
Extreme meat beating
Haiku #64904, by Don't try this at home of Anthill
May 29, 2019 3:56 pm ET

Relentless pursuit
A place to store my boogers
The bedpost is full
Haiku #64903, by Ideas on this ?
May 29, 2019 3:52 pm ET

Is God the Devil?
Does the Devil have red horns?
Does God wear a robe?
Haiku #64902, by Religion confuses me
May 29, 2019 9:45 am ET

Solo maypole dance
Just me thumping on the walls
By the way, I'm nude
Haiku #64901, by How do?
May 29, 2019 9:41 am ET