I searched the world over
and I thought I found true love
you met another and phssst
Haiku #64825, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy May 15, 2019 1:11 pm ET
it tastes like chicken
Haiku #64824, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy May 15, 2019 1:05 pm ET
where or where are you
tonight, why did you leave me
here all alone, I
Haiku #64823, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy May 15, 2019 12:59 pm ET
a salted margarita
cinco de mayo
Haiku #64822, by SacScratcher of Milky Way Galaxy May 15, 2019 12:41 pm ET
I tried to register as a sex offender, but they said to be a registered sex offender you first have to commit and be convicted of a sex offense... So you're telling me that I can commit sex offenses before being registered? That's like saying you can drive before you get your license. What's the point?!
Haiku #64821, by Why is beastiality considered cruelty to animals? They don't seem to mind. May 15, 2019 11:12 am ET
So many shit ticks
here in the Lard's pig garden...
but Cunt's stuck on Darth.
Haiku #64820, by Unhealthy obsession. May 15, 2019 11:05 am ET
So many topics
here in the Lord's big garden...
but Darth's stuck on shit.
Haiku #64819, by Seriously, can you imagine dining with him? YUCK. May 15, 2019 9:07 am ET
Has just been added to the
sex offenders list
Haiku #64818, by Dink Puller of High AF May 14, 2019 11:18 pm ET
Cannibal haiku poet
His farts smell like you
Haiku #64817, by Erudite Cassowary of The Plains of Guano May 14, 2019 7:21 pm ET
Pie slant slop piling
Thought way poo popsicle meat
Sith Frodo detached
Poor Pompeii bastard
Eternal game of statues
Choking his chicken
Haiku #64794, by Statues of No Limitations of Ask about our Statue of Liberty with strap on dildo attachment May 13, 2019 11:27 pm ET
I fucked the Baker
And the Candlestick Maker
Next, Sam the Butcher
Haiku #64793, by Alice (housekeeper) of Still have wax up in there May 13, 2019 11:22 pm ET
this is hella gay
I am supposed to be doing
a history pro (ject)
Haiku #64792, by procrastinator of the south May 13, 2019 11:16 pm ET
I really hate hai-
kus they make me wanna die
this took 15 mins
Haiku #64791, by poop sock of pee pee island May 13, 2019 11:10 pm ET
Googly eyed wang
Tattoo a shark face on it
Haiku #64790, by Baby shark of Doodoodoodoodoo May 13, 2019 10:06 pm ET
Flour fucking yeast infection beer drunk dili-rius tremors aftershock schnapps douche emergency room scandal. Turtle cunt muddy twat. Give us this day our daily yeast infection. For giving us flatus, forgive those who flatus against us. God hates you and wants you to die, and that's why God made gasoline.
Haiku #64789, by 200 kg funt. of Won't fit my cart. May 13, 2019 9:08 pm ET
He was not guilty.
The attack was ordered by
President George Bush