Bad Haiku
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Crystals on a dark ocean
Lady in white slides her feet into the golden sands
the waves speak to the soul
Haiku # 63977, April 19, 2019 12:04 am ET
by Dark light hidden delight of California
Rose quartz and lilies
books under trees
Calming realizations
Haiku # 63976, April 18, 2019 11:58 pm ET
by Encyclopedia of Ohio
People are windows
Transparent fragile and yet
They can let light in
Haiku # 63975, April 18, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by MONARCH
To me light is moon
For sake of simplicity
Fluttering wildly
Haiku # 63974, April 18, 2019 11:23 pm ET
by MANMOTH of Moon
Funny we meet here
High as fuck leaned up against
This ugly cactus
Haiku # 63973, April 18, 2019 11:17 pm ET
by Jim morrison of Desert
The birds and the bees
Vinegars sting honey drip
With a side of flies
Haiku # 63972, April 18, 2019 11:15 pm ET
by Close your legs
Voice echoes off sand
Bounces among stones and air
Strikes eardrums loudly
Haiku # 63971, April 18, 2019 11:12 pm ET
by Man of Desert
Distance isn't easy
Yet the moth flew to her window
Frightened yet she still loved it
Haiku # 63970, April 18, 2019 10:57 pm ET
by Nurturing Heart of Pennsylvania
Been silent and numb
And ready to let it die
Somehow still ablaze
Haiku # 63969, April 18, 2019 10:47 pm ET
by Ghost of Haunted House
The pain of the ingrown toenail
I used his tweezers to clip relief
Haiku # 63968, April 18, 2019 10:11 pm ET
by SchweatyBalls of Streaks
Have you tried leeches?
For firm yet gentle sucking
Here's my business card
Haiku # 63967, April 18, 2019 9:47 pm ET
by Robin Leech of Lifestyles of the fruity
Mary Magdalene
They say she liked his stuffing
Nazareth home slice
Haiku # 63966, April 18, 2019 9:45 pm ET
by Televangelist of Rolling in the dough
Dizzy spell this morn.
The Monster wants to get out.
He gave me two weeks.
Haiku # 63965, April 18, 2019 9:43 pm ET
by TTGFP of Jesus help me!
Way back in the day
Juicy Joyce shaved a peace sign
In her pubic hair
Haiku # 63964, April 18, 2019 9:41 pm ET
by One hand on my something
The bread's his body.
Lord Jesus Christ is risen!
Praise be to Jesus.
Haiku # 63963, April 18, 2019 9:40 pm ET
by TTGFP Okay, that was bad, slightly blasphemous, but I'm sure JC has a sense of humor; we're made in his image, so the story goes.
The grass needs cut
the mower is broken
the weeds are growing into the good grass
Haiku # 63962, April 18, 2019 9:37 pm ET
by Farmer John of Arkansas
They cried out to their goddesses whining that he wished to replace them wa wa wah but she ignored their tears because of all the first they did throughout the years and chose someone who hasn't been passed around for bags of gold...she gave two fucks because those old toy monkeys got used and way too old
Haiku # 63961, April 18, 2019 9:21 pm ET
by Clay Molder of Birth Canal Origin
He switches women when bored with the last rubber coochie he explored
Haiku # 63960, April 18, 2019 9:16 pm ET
by Skeezers R Us of ISLANDS
Overheard on Ark
Make room for the dinosaurs!
Wow, they shit a lot!!
Haiku # 63959, April 18, 2019 6:12 pm ET
by Did they go extinct? of And/or did the stinx?
I switched the channel
Meanwhile, in the Philippines
A man measures his
Haiku # 63958, April 18, 2019 6:04 pm ET
by Vietnamese coffee of Never bitter, Just Better
Wishing you the best
On this holiday weekend
Merry Christmas, all!
Haiku # 63957, April 18, 2019 6:01 pm ET
by It of Birth, death, fact fiction, winter spring summer fall
The lamb and the lion
Park their asses on Broadway
All That Jazzereth!
Haiku # 63956, April 18, 2019 5:24 pm ET
by Gene sis of Ticket window
This new poetess
Seems about as genuine
As the cold, fake moon
Haiku # 63955, April 18, 2019 5:21 pm ET
by Big Ass of Mooning u pressed against the window
She is risen
she shall have justice
she is truth
she needed no statue
for she carried and truly created from her womb
Haiku # 63954, April 18, 2019 5:17 pm ET
by Mother To Many Gods n Goddesses of Galaxies
Man from Nazareth
Fosse...All that Jazzereth
The show must go on!
Haiku # 63953, April 18, 2019 5:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There once was a man from Nazareth.
And nothing rhymes with Nazareth.
He is the Son of God.
He is the Son of God.
Praise be to Jesus.
Haiku # 63952, April 18, 2019 5:01 pm ET
by TTGFP
he liked my legs and secretly she does too
the issue is i refuse to chose you too
Haiku # 63951, April 18, 2019 4:56 pm ET
by Mr. Deez of Jockstrap
Love is my desire
no bullshit for hire
sorry if my words set u on fire
whatever needed to make peace higher
Haiku # 63950, April 18, 2019 4:51 pm ET
by Threshold of Spirit
Beautiful Roses
fields of love
hearts of a rainbow
collected souls
together in unison
no pain upon any my vision for plenty
Haiku # 63949, April 18, 2019 4:48 pm ET
by Colors of the Moon of 9th realm
Close your legs, honey
A bit of a fly problem
Keeps coming undone
Haiku # 63948, April 18, 2019 4:48 pm ET
by Overheard outside the Rectory of Undisclosed
bugspray insecticide
even locusts die
Haiku # 63947, April 18, 2019 4:44 pm ET
by RAID of Tampa
fruit of the loom
monday thru sundays but rewore tusedays
bloomers don't blossom
drawers the boxers in the boxes
changed this month
Haiku # 63946, April 18, 2019 4:42 pm ET
by Stanley Tricks of Florida
a plague of locusts
Not something you see each day
Well, that is unless
Haiku # 63945, April 18, 2019 4:40 pm ET
by You know of Where to look
flowers withered
the stench rots
gingivitis
Haiku # 63944, April 18, 2019 4:40 pm ET
by Emmanuel of New York
only weak ones swarm
none can stand alone
then got blisters from acceptance
Haiku # 63943, April 18, 2019 4:36 pm ET
by Good Timing of Wisconsin
When I was a kid
There was this one family
They smelled like mothballs
Haiku # 63942, April 18, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Former kid of 1977 or in the vicinity
Groupon has a deal
You can get your cunt steamed out
Like Gwynneth Paltrow
Haiku # 63941, April 18, 2019 3:51 pm ET
by Goopy Mess of Cunt
Triumphant return
Dinosaurs reclaim their hood
Yabba Dabba Doo!!
Haiku # 63940, April 18, 2019 3:28 pm ET
by Flintstones Kids of One million strong and growing
Dusty trails
Dark Caves
Independence lonely life
Or accept being enslaved
Haiku # 63939, April 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET
by Brendon of Alabama
Sweet tunes not yet played
Old neglected instrument
Blow some life in it
Haiku # 63938, April 18, 2019 2:00 pm ET
by Honey of In the Horn
Spring cherry blossoms
In the festival moonlight
Darth-san plays Koto
Haiku # 63937, April 18, 2019 1:39 pm ET
by Japanophilia of Coprophagia
The other white meat
Step out of your comfort zone
Try Longpig tonight
Haiku # 63936, April 18, 2019 1:15 pm ET
by Figpucker Helper of Make a a Great Meal
No chewing required
So Grandpa set down his teeth
And ate out Grandma
Haiku # 63935, April 18, 2019 1:02 pm ET
by Incestry. Com
When I was a kid
The teacher put a student
in the wastebasket
Haiku # 63934, April 18, 2019 12:57 pm ET
by Let them eat paste
Sometime just for fun
Turn your eyelids inside out
Rob your local bank
Haiku # 63933, April 18, 2019 12:54 pm ET
by Cash me outside
You'll get used to it
Life in the trunk of my car
Now, where's my duct tape?
Haiku # 63932, April 18, 2019 11:24 am ET
by Otto of Mobile
A golden shower
Even when accidental
Can be refreshing
Haiku # 63931, April 18, 2019 11:18 am ET
by Birds of A feather
Inebriated
Note to self: Tuck in pecker
Before Easter Mass
Haiku # 63930, April 18, 2019 11:16 am ET
by Father Tomato of Erectory
Your important job
Retrieving the urine cup
From the small window
Haiku # 63929, April 18, 2019 11:11 am ET
by That's a real pissah
Infatuated
Make sure to get the first pew
Get up in GOD's grill
Haiku # 63928, April 18, 2019 11:07 am ET
by Your Aunt Esther of Bitchlips
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