Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Wishing you the best
On this holiday weekend
Merry Christmas, all!
Haiku # 63957, April 18, 2019 6:01 pm ET
by It of Birth, death, fact fiction, winter spring summer fall
The lamb and the lion
Park their asses on Broadway
All That Jazzereth!
Haiku # 63956, April 18, 2019 5:24 pm ET
by Gene sis of Ticket window
This new poetess
Seems about as genuine
As the cold, fake moon
Haiku # 63955, April 18, 2019 5:21 pm ET
by Big Ass of Mooning u pressed against the window
She is risen
she shall have justice
she is truth
she needed no statue
for she carried and truly created from her womb
Haiku # 63954, April 18, 2019 5:17 pm ET
by Mother To Many Gods n Goddesses of Galaxies
Man from Nazareth
Fosse...All that Jazzereth
The show must go on!
Haiku # 63953, April 18, 2019 5:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There once was a man from Nazareth.
And nothing rhymes with Nazareth.
He is the Son of God.
He is the Son of God.
Praise be to Jesus.
Haiku # 63952, April 18, 2019 5:01 pm ET
by TTGFP
he liked my legs and secretly she does too
the issue is i refuse to chose you too
Haiku # 63951, April 18, 2019 4:56 pm ET
by Mr. Deez of Jockstrap
Love is my desire
no bullshit for hire
sorry if my words set u on fire
whatever needed to make peace higher
Haiku # 63950, April 18, 2019 4:51 pm ET
by Threshold of Spirit
Beautiful Roses
fields of love
hearts of a rainbow
collected souls
together in unison
no pain upon any my vision for plenty
Haiku # 63949, April 18, 2019 4:48 pm ET
by Colors of the Moon of 9th realm
Close your legs, honey
A bit of a fly problem
Keeps coming undone
Haiku # 63948, April 18, 2019 4:48 pm ET
by Overheard outside the Rectory of Undisclosed
bugspray insecticide
even locusts die
Haiku # 63947, April 18, 2019 4:44 pm ET
by RAID of Tampa
fruit of the loom
monday thru sundays but rewore tusedays
bloomers don't blossom
drawers the boxers in the boxes
changed this month
Haiku # 63946, April 18, 2019 4:42 pm ET
by Stanley Tricks of Florida
a plague of locusts
Not something you see each day
Well, that is unless
Haiku # 63945, April 18, 2019 4:40 pm ET
by You know of Where to look
flowers withered
the stench rots
gingivitis
Haiku # 63944, April 18, 2019 4:40 pm ET
by Emmanuel of New York
only weak ones swarm
none can stand alone
then got blisters from acceptance
Haiku # 63943, April 18, 2019 4:36 pm ET
by Good Timing of Wisconsin
When I was a kid
There was this one family
They smelled like mothballs
Haiku # 63942, April 18, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Former kid of 1977 or in the vicinity
Groupon has a deal
You can get your cunt steamed out
Like Gwynneth Paltrow
Haiku # 63941, April 18, 2019 3:51 pm ET
by Goopy Mess of Cunt
Triumphant return
Dinosaurs reclaim their hood
Yabba Dabba Doo!!
Haiku # 63940, April 18, 2019 3:28 pm ET
by Flintstones Kids of One million strong and growing
Dusty trails
Dark Caves
Independence lonely life
Or accept being enslaved
Haiku # 63939, April 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET
by Brendon of Alabama
Sweet tunes not yet played
Old neglected instrument
Blow some life in it
Haiku # 63938, April 18, 2019 2:00 pm ET
by Honey of In the Horn
Spring cherry blossoms
In the festival moonlight
Darth-san plays Koto
Haiku # 63937, April 18, 2019 1:39 pm ET
by Japanophilia of Coprophagia
The other white meat
Step out of your comfort zone
Try Longpig tonight
Haiku # 63936, April 18, 2019 1:15 pm ET
by Figpucker Helper of Make a a Great Meal
No chewing required
So Grandpa set down his teeth
And ate out Grandma
Haiku # 63935, April 18, 2019 1:02 pm ET
by Incestry. Com
When I was a kid
The teacher put a student
in the wastebasket
Haiku # 63934, April 18, 2019 12:57 pm ET
by Let them eat paste
Sometime just for fun
Turn your eyelids inside out
Rob your local bank
Haiku # 63933, April 18, 2019 12:54 pm ET
by Cash me outside
You'll get used to it
Life in the trunk of my car
Now, where's my duct tape?
Haiku # 63932, April 18, 2019 11:24 am ET
by Otto of Mobile
A golden shower
Even when accidental
Can be refreshing
Haiku # 63931, April 18, 2019 11:18 am ET
by Birds of A feather
Inebriated
Note to self: Tuck in pecker
Before Easter Mass
Haiku # 63930, April 18, 2019 11:16 am ET
by Father Tomato of Erectory
Your important job
Retrieving the urine cup
From the small window
Haiku # 63929, April 18, 2019 11:11 am ET
by That's a real pissah
Infatuated
Make sure to get the first pew
Get up in GOD's grill
Haiku # 63928, April 18, 2019 11:07 am ET
by Your Aunt Esther of Bitchlips
Church attendance down.....
Seems people figured it out....
Thank God for that.
Haiku # 63927, April 18, 2019 11:02 am ET
by Diablo
Take your meds, Darth
Forget about all that shit
Milk of Amnesia
Haiku # 63926, April 18, 2019 11:01 am ET
by Nurse Ratched of Cushion Room
Some of us have jobs.
Clients, deadlines, stuff like that.
Praise be to Jesus.
Haiku # 63925, April 18, 2019 10:44 am ET
by blah blah blah
Remember the guy
Who married a pillowcase
She got a sister?
Haiku # 63924, April 18, 2019 9:25 am ET
by Guest of Tucker Inn
Hey all you scrawlers:
five-seven-five is the form;
so play by the rules.
Haiku # 63923, April 18, 2019 9:02 am ET
by Or I Rip Your Beating Heart from out of your Chest Cavity at top of Pyramid
I will wrap your head
inside your freshly-flayed skin
by way of Haiku
Haiku # 63922, April 18, 2019 8:58 am ET
by Poetic Aztec of Xochipepetlmoxticuatlixtepcuatl-Centzontotochtin
It sees me! The EYE
The illuminated eye!
Kabbalah=GNOSIS
Haiku # 63921, April 18, 2019 8:52 am ET
by Yetzer Sephiroth of Lawn Guy-Land
The Ashkenazim
Are different from Sephardim
As are Mizrahim
Haiku # 63920, April 18, 2019 8:47 am ET
by Oy Hirschel it's almost Pesach
Haiku Elite Force
Secret mission to get Darth
bring him to justice
Haiku # 63919, April 18, 2019 8:44 am ET
by You Are Surrounded by Poetry of Let Go of your Cock and Come Out of There
Bubble tea IS gross !
And by the way it's "Hijab"...
OK, Mr. Jones?
Haiku # 63918, April 18, 2019 8:35 am ET
by 1776 WORLDWIDE of controlled opposition
I love George Conway
But not for his sexy bod.
His mind....beautiful
Haiku # 63917, April 18, 2019 8:32 am ET
by Diablo
Mythological
Admiring my reflection
Another selfie
Haiku # 63916, April 18, 2019 8:06 am ET
by Duck face of Washroom
Remember the time
Grandfather walked down to town
And showed them his cock
Haiku # 63915, April 18, 2019 7:59 am ET
by Dongola Nullifiers of Shufflin
French fried monkey meat
Other endeavors: Flung poo
Simian guido
Haiku # 63914, April 18, 2019 7:53 am ET
by Bananas gorilla of Pro Deuce
Jamaican bobsleds
Burning one on the way down
Inhaling FunYuns
Haiku # 63913, April 18, 2019 12:32 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Finish Line
Pimples or herpes
infection or foundation?
Tight or stretched?
Haiku # 63912, April 17, 2019 11:44 pm ET
by NanaNonrelevent of Jamaica
Forget about sex
Take pleasure in simple things
Let wind on the train
Haiku # 63911, April 17, 2019 11:31 pm ET
by Pardon me of Commuted Sentence
Next time, one thin coat
Extra Strength Ben Gay Dildo
"Smelly Arthritis"
Haiku # 63910, April 17, 2019 11:30 pm ET
by A Cute Angina
Dildos gross me out
Caught the man I love sticking it in his ass

By the green monster who thought she was a fairy
she sprayed the axe in her vagina as he pooped the dildo
Haiku # 63909, April 17, 2019 11:08 pm ET
by Adrianna of Florida
yo socks stink
I smelt them while we were doing it
Haiku # 63908, April 17, 2019 11:05 pm ET
by Soap N Water of Corn Chips
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