Bad Haiku
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The other white meat
Step out of your comfort zone
Try Longpig tonight
Haiku # 63936, April 18, 2019 1:15 pm ET
by Figpucker Helper of Make a a Great Meal
No chewing required
So Grandpa set down his teeth
And ate out Grandma
Haiku # 63935, April 18, 2019 1:02 pm ET
by Incestry. Com
When I was a kid
The teacher put a student
in the wastebasket
Haiku # 63934, April 18, 2019 12:57 pm ET
by Let them eat paste
Sometime just for fun
Turn your eyelids inside out
Rob your local bank
Haiku # 63933, April 18, 2019 12:54 pm ET
by Cash me outside
You'll get used to it
Life in the trunk of my car
Now, where's my duct tape?
Haiku # 63932, April 18, 2019 11:24 am ET
by Otto of Mobile
A golden shower
Even when accidental
Can be refreshing
Haiku # 63931, April 18, 2019 11:18 am ET
by Birds of A feather
Inebriated
Note to self: Tuck in pecker
Before Easter Mass
Haiku # 63930, April 18, 2019 11:16 am ET
by Father Tomato of Erectory
Your important job
Retrieving the urine cup
From the small window
Haiku # 63929, April 18, 2019 11:11 am ET
by That's a real pissah
Infatuated
Make sure to get the first pew
Get up in GOD's grill
Haiku # 63928, April 18, 2019 11:07 am ET
by Your Aunt Esther of Bitchlips
Church attendance down.....
Seems people figured it out....
Thank God for that.
Haiku # 63927, April 18, 2019 11:02 am ET
by Diablo
Take your meds, Darth
Forget about all that shit
Milk of Amnesia
Haiku # 63926, April 18, 2019 11:01 am ET
by Nurse Ratched of Cushion Room
Some of us have jobs.
Clients, deadlines, stuff like that.
Praise be to Jesus.
Haiku # 63925, April 18, 2019 10:44 am ET
by blah blah blah
Remember the guy
Who married a pillowcase
She got a sister?
Haiku # 63924, April 18, 2019 9:25 am ET
by Guest of Tucker Inn
Hey all you scrawlers:
five-seven-five is the form;
so play by the rules.
Haiku # 63923, April 18, 2019 9:02 am ET
by Or I Rip Your Beating Heart from out of your Chest Cavity at top of Pyramid
I will wrap your head
inside your freshly-flayed skin
by way of Haiku
Haiku # 63922, April 18, 2019 8:58 am ET
by Poetic Aztec of Xochipepetlmoxticuatlixtepcuatl-Centzontotochtin
It sees me! The EYE
The illuminated eye!
Kabbalah=GNOSIS
Haiku # 63921, April 18, 2019 8:52 am ET
by Yetzer Sephiroth of Lawn Guy-Land
The Ashkenazim
Are different from Sephardim
As are Mizrahim
Haiku # 63920, April 18, 2019 8:47 am ET
by Oy Hirschel it's almost Pesach
Haiku Elite Force
Secret mission to get Darth
bring him to justice
Haiku # 63919, April 18, 2019 8:44 am ET
by You Are Surrounded by Poetry of Let Go of your Cock and Come Out of There
Bubble tea IS gross !
And by the way it's "Hijab"...
OK, Mr. Jones?
Haiku # 63918, April 18, 2019 8:35 am ET
by 1776 WORLDWIDE of controlled opposition
I love George Conway
But not for his sexy bod.
His mind....beautiful
Haiku # 63917, April 18, 2019 8:32 am ET
by Diablo
Mythological
Admiring my reflection
Another selfie
Haiku # 63916, April 18, 2019 8:06 am ET
by Duck face of Washroom
Remember the time
Grandfather walked down to town
And showed them his cock
Haiku # 63915, April 18, 2019 7:59 am ET
by Dongola Nullifiers of Shufflin
French fried monkey meat
Other endeavors: Flung poo
Simian guido
Haiku # 63914, April 18, 2019 7:53 am ET
by Bananas gorilla of Pro Deuce
Jamaican bobsleds
Burning one on the way down
Inhaling FunYuns
Haiku # 63913, April 18, 2019 12:32 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Finish Line
Pimples or herpes
infection or foundation?
Tight or stretched?
Haiku # 63912, April 17, 2019 11:44 pm ET
by NanaNonrelevent of Jamaica
Forget about sex
Take pleasure in simple things
Let wind on the train
Haiku # 63911, April 17, 2019 11:31 pm ET
by Pardon me of Commuted Sentence
Next time, one thin coat
Extra Strength Ben Gay Dildo
"Smelly Arthritis"
Haiku # 63910, April 17, 2019 11:30 pm ET
by A Cute Angina
Dildos gross me out
Caught the man I love sticking it in his ass

By the green monster who thought she was a fairy
she sprayed the axe in her vagina as he pooped the dildo
Haiku # 63909, April 17, 2019 11:08 pm ET
by Adrianna of Florida
yo socks stink
I smelt them while we were doing it
Haiku # 63908, April 17, 2019 11:05 pm ET
by Soap N Water of Corn Chips
You need a dildo
Put googly eyes on it
Axe body spray, too
Haiku # 63907, April 17, 2019 11:01 pm ET
by Rural Guido
simple..
still love him

but hate that i do
come fuck my pain away someone new

eat shit
Haiku # 63906, April 17, 2019 10:57 pm ET
by Blah Blah Blah of Mr. Deez
I saw the Sons of Thunder from the heavens

I fell in love with their humble call

Native drums as the thunder yells and lightening strikes

My womb is delighted and my inner lips are moistened in desire and satisfaction of the call

The Sun wants you too Son
tp come forth from mother moon
Haiku # 63905, April 17, 2019 10:56 pm ET
by Crescent Moon Beams of California
Shoot the whole cumload
Into an empty bread bag
Pop it in her ear
Haiku # 63904, April 17, 2019 10:55 pm ET
by Life Coach
Forget about her
Jerk off in the couch cushions
Shotgun some cheap beer
Haiku # 63903, April 17, 2019 10:52 pm ET
by Manly Advice fromHoward Cosell's ghost of Sofa, but I'll move over a tad
Think back to when your entire race went extinct
because of your treacherous lying filth of stinch
Haiku # 63902, April 17, 2019 10:52 pm ET
by Rock of Ages of Infinity
That is not vomit
A sign of true genius
Loosey Goosey Stools!!
Haiku # 63901, April 17, 2019 10:50 pm ET
by Watch your step
Stole very position
wasn't hers in the first place says Hathor
Sided with the enemy in fear of losing her position

killed own family and thats how the civilization fell we know!
Haiku # 63900, April 17, 2019 10:50 pm ET
by Earth Air Fire Water Spirit of Jinn
It seems while I was
Gone someone vomited all
Over this website
Haiku # 63899, April 17, 2019 10:47 pm ET
by Sparklepony, MD of backing away slowly
Think back to the time
When you thought other people
Could feel what you felt
Haiku # 63898, April 17, 2019 10:39 pm ET
by Rude awakenings
She is a rat
a joke to the heavens

shapeshifting monster whose face is falling apart

fake everything? Fake as the dog u fucked as a scape
Haiku # 63897, April 17, 2019 10:37 pm ET
by Brianna of Texas
i loved you stupid!
I lost what little I had

You tormented me
You lied

You even liked the dick more than I perhaps?
Haiku # 63896, April 17, 2019 10:34 pm ET
by Chris of California
That was the last straw
When I came home to find you
Screwing my hamsters
Haiku # 63895, April 17, 2019 10:34 pm ET
by Your soon to be ex-wife
if I don't sell my soul and pray
i cover my hair and face with my hajib

i even turned to pray with my rosary 7 hail mary's from me

then i prayed in my ruffled white socks after the baptist sunday service

but no answer...he still raped as the blood dripped down

then i discovered it was satan that came and heard all my prayers but in different names

playing mind games on the little boy and girls

and he was the one taking delight in the prayers and when it was a little boy it came as a girl
told me she had a big ego
Haiku # 63894, April 17, 2019 10:31 pm ET
by dark light hidden delight of California
Maniacal Laugh
As the steeple burns and falls
Flick my cigarette
Haiku # 63893, April 17, 2019 10:26 pm ET
by And walk on
egypt made slaves of their own
rome made slaves of egypt
islam made slaves of little girls and boys

racism made slaves of the ignorant and dumb
politics made slaves of us all
everyone got raped and pillaged by all religions and entertainment made it cool by hiding it with a lie and selling it like cherry pie...so bye
Haiku # 63892, April 17, 2019 10:25 pm ET
by dark light hidden delight of California
Bubble tea is gross.
Abomination of God.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63891, April 17, 2019 10:18 pm ET
by TTGFP of Tea is grown, not made in factories.
God was much angered
by all those boys molested.
Praise be to Jesus!

Next the Vatican
if the priests don't change their ways.
Praise be to Jesus!

But as long as the
football team is still okay.
Praise be to Jesus!
Haiku # 63890, April 17, 2019 10:15 pm ET
by TTGFP of Lets get our priorities straight even if the priests are not.
Farts in skinny jeans
Bubble Tea Tapioca
Care for a shoeshine?
Haiku # 63889, April 17, 2019 10:09 pm ET
by Down on my luck
A man of the cloth
Crusty towel under bed
Laundered by Mother
Haiku # 63888, April 17, 2019 10:01 pm ET
by She always finds it
We can only hope
The sun will burn up the Earth
In the near future
Haiku # 63887, April 17, 2019 9:56 pm ET
by Cuttothe Chase of ( No relation to Chevy)
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