Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

Shut your cat-pussy.
Don't even bother. Just STOP.
Library of lies.
Haiku # 62802, March 8, 2019 7:20 pm ET
by I am worse than "MOXIE" of Old Archived Poems
Meanwhile Wong Lofan
Must be watching Hannity
and dreaming of past.
Haiku # 62801, March 8, 2019 7:16 pm ET
by Grave of online futility
I will write and write.
More poetic farts released.
Now it smells like Darth.
Haiku # 62800, March 8, 2019 7:12 pm ET
by Darth Fig-Kitten of NW Fart Library of Stars
Ok sorry I
am just a humble haiku
in your bright toilet
Haiku # 62799, March 8, 2019 7:09 pm ET
by Darth and Starkitten of bring out the worst in me
Jap Haiku suck-wad.
Eat my syllabic content.
Your mother's foul spawn.
Haiku # 62798, March 8, 2019 7:06 pm ET
by Conservative of The New Counter-Culture with guns
Girls in the Boy Scouts?
Only if they get naked!
That would be okay.
Haiku # 62797, March 8, 2019 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku shut fuck-face
You vile piece of stinking verse...
May your dead soul burn.
Haiku # 62796, March 8, 2019 7:03 pm ET
by That goes for all of you of KISS MY ASSURANCE OF FAITH ALL CAPS
The holy union
Of the Lamb and His pure bride.
Now suck on it, fool.
Haiku # 62795, March 8, 2019 7:00 pm ET
by Jesus will judge your sorry ass of I'm supposed to LOVE you...
Orange judge your ass.
Shut up you filthy mouth-hole
Trump plus Jesus. YES !
Haiku # 62794, March 8, 2019 6:34 pm ET
by Whine about Cheeto-man but you still suck of Day Late Dollar Short
When you say I DO
The mousetrap slams down on it
Now smile and say cheese
Haiku # 62793, March 8, 2019 5:06 pm ET
by I don't
Don't get married
Dudes! do not! it is a trap!
You will be sorry!
Haiku # 62792, March 8, 2019 5:01 pm ET
by Walt Tripp of Black Duck Mn.
Masturbation Scouts
Everybody earns a badge
Goal: Spread eagle scout
Haiku # 62791, March 8, 2019 4:55 pm ET
by Cat Raver of End of banana
Girls join the boy scouts?
Morons rule the universe!
leftist idiots...

Stupid is as does.
Haiku # 62790, March 8, 2019 4:50 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
In my opinion
It's a good thing when you sneeze
It isn't a fart
Haiku # 62789, March 8, 2019 4:44 pm ET
by Glass half full of Wonderful World of Wondering
Orange tornado
Windiest wind we have seen
Blowing from his mouth
Haiku # 62788, March 8, 2019 3:35 pm ET
by Tornado of Foolishness
If you go to jail
I will visit your penis
Through the cold steel bars
Haiku # 62787, March 8, 2019 2:39 pm ET
by Sister Prejac of Soy lent green mile
Mathmagician act
Watch him count on his fingers
Fingers disappear

Digital exam
A butthole how do you do
Now, let us fist bump
Haiku # 62786, March 8, 2019 2:36 pm ET
by What did I just watch of Tootsie rolls factory
Augmented matrix.
A matrix with fake titties.
Failed algebra.
Haiku # 62785, March 8, 2019 2:25 pm ET
by df [1 2 3] ( o )( o )
A dead mosquito.
Big nose, spindly little legs.
Like an ex girlfriend.
Haiku # 62784, March 8, 2019 2:22 pm ET
by And sucks as hard too!
Like that billionaire,
Perhaps I'll get augmented,
Dead with huge "manhood".
Haiku # 62783, March 8, 2019 2:20 pm ET
by Man hood on your manhood. Foreskin afterthought. Not Jewish.
This poem is short.
Indeed just like my penis.
I think I will cry.
Haiku # 62782, March 8, 2019 2:12 pm ET
by df
is it Mike Stivic?
Or Porch poet Shaggy do
He ate my toppings!
Haiku # 62781, March 8, 2019 12:10 pm ET
by Lovebeads of 17 foot tall hippie robot
Ordered hot Gumbo
A miscommunication (Dumbo flies tonight)
Unexpected bliss
All midget male choir
Elephants never forget
Trunk suction blowjob
Haiku # 62780, March 8, 2019 12:07 pm ET
by See my dust of Sawdust
Mathematician
of body fluids and shit;
Receive now your crown.
Haiku # 62779, March 8, 2019 8:42 am ET
by Parabolic Augmentation of Filth
I guess it's not rape
if it is consensual.
Damn pachyderm whores.
Haiku # 62778, March 8, 2019 8:04 am ET
by Consensual is sensual. of Rape is for apes
How do you get a
poet off your porch? You pay
him for the pizza!
Haiku # 62777, March 8, 2019 8:01 am ET
by old one of but true
Raping elephants.
They tighten their proboscis.
I give them peanuts.
Haiku # 62776, March 8, 2019 7:59 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of San Diego Zoo
One plus one is two.
Now that might be permanent.
But not sure it's true.
Haiku # 62775, March 8, 2019 7:57 am ET
by The Count of Seseme Street
Nothing's permanent.
Not even God in Heaven.
Though He says He is.
Haiku # 62774, March 8, 2019 7:55 am ET
by God lies. of But what do you expect.
Let's not forget snot.
Natural KY Jelly.
Now I'll rape your nose.
Haiku # 62773, March 8, 2019 7:51 am ET
by df of squish squish squish... HA-CHOOO!
Ha ha: poop and piss.
Reproductive organs. Wow.
Bestial best of Darth. . .
Haiku # 62772, March 8, 2019 7:38 am ET
by Permanent Bathroom Humor of Figpucker (yawn)
That's not my pizza.
That's a barbecued lemur.
And it's way too small.
Haiku # 62771, March 8, 2019 5:20 am ET
by Goddamn pigmy hunters turned deliveryman.
I think I would say
My delivery is here
Sooner than I thought
Haiku # 62770, March 8, 2019 4:05 am ET
by 17 foot tall robot enthusiast of I'm not a robot but my robot sure is
What if I told you
There's a seventeen foot tall
Robot at your door?
Haiku # 62769, March 8, 2019 3:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Glass of orange juice
Tuna sandwich on whole wheat
Fritos corn chips, please
Haiku # 62768, March 8, 2019 3:17 am ET
by The perfect meal
Men in the white coats:
"Another crazy poet"
"Lobotomy, stat."
Haiku # 62767, March 8, 2019 3:15 am ET
by Ann S. Thetized
Foot long frankfurters
Nestled in your fresh, warm buns
What's not to relish?
Haiku # 62766, March 8, 2019 2:51 am ET
by Concession Confessions of Midway
Hot dog ministry
Where is your church located?
Down inside my pants
Haiku # 62765, March 8, 2019 2:45 am ET
by Minister (coincidentally he was a midget)
Is the mirror cracked?
No, that's not your reflection
You gaze at my butt
Haiku # 62764, March 8, 2019 2:39 am ET
by Brown lipstick
Once upon a time
Two ugly people had sex
That's where I came from
Haiku # 62763, March 8, 2019 2:33 am ET
by Came from Cum
Word to your mother
Whatever the heck that means
Just want to say it
Haiku # 62762, March 8, 2019 2:26 am ET
by Craziest Poet ever
Hanker for salmon?
Just turn your trout inside out
No, not your trousers
Haiku # 62761, March 8, 2019 2:24 am ET
by Greased up gonads of I need a big hug from god
Going out of style
Crazy beards and flowing robes
Biblical boho
Haiku # 62760, March 8, 2019 2:20 am ET
by Bogus Vogue
Nothing could stop them
Natural born performers
The show must go on

Herds of elephants
Defecating in sawdust
Fat ladies, gorging

Circus life is rough
Get shot out of a cannon
Hob gobbling dwarf knob
Haiku # 62759, March 8, 2019 2:18 am ET
by Ex circus performer
Oh, those Gokden Grahams
Son of a biscuit, you guessed it
Oompa Loompa Sauce
Haiku # 62758, March 8, 2019 2:10 am ET
by Willy Wanka
*Holds out the grahams
while eagerly awaiting
sweet soggy biscuits.
Haiku # 62757, March 8, 2019 1:09 am ET
by df of If midget spooge is marshmallow, I hate to think what's the chocolate.
S'more til you're sore
Manly midgets
masturbate
Making marshmallows
Haiku # 62756, March 8, 2019 12:58 am ET
by God
No cholesterol
Greasy butt margarine paste
Made from cat anus
Haiku # 62755, March 7, 2019 11:48 pm ET
by Stinks like tuna
Vertical Viewing
Vacant vented vagina
Velvety Venus
Haiku # 62754, March 7, 2019 11:45 pm ET
by Venus need penus
This really strange fad,
Japanese bagel-head kids.
What's THAT all about?!
Haiku # 62753, March 7, 2019 11:43 pm ET
by almost makes me not want to eat bagels again.... almost. of In search of Salmon in a 3rd world shitehole. Unlikely.
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