Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Father stood outside
Admiring the fresh snowfall
Found his corpse that Spring
Haiku # 62144, February 11, 2019 8:08 pm ET
by Gone daddy-o
They took to the streets
High on fructose corn syrup
The day the dead walked
Haiku # 62143, February 11, 2019 7:53 pm ET
by Morning People of Running
say what he says what
then whut then who then word
up and down around
Haiku # 62142, February 11, 2019 7:42 pm ET
by vhs
Lay it on the line
Let's what you've got in there
Haikuvian brain
Haiku # 62141, February 11, 2019 7:01 pm ET
by Show it of Bend over and show it
They are still working
On my fooking hut gawd damn!
They are damn useless

Can't do the job jerks
totally incompetent dorks
you are fired! chit birds!
Haiku # 62140, February 11, 2019 6:54 pm ET
by Rude hovel dweller of Black Duck Mn.
Abort Socialism.
Behold my brave new slogan:
ABORT SOCIALISM!
Haiku # 62139, February 11, 2019 5:01 pm ET
by Aldous Orwell of Haiku Animal Farm
Cephalopod Toss
Big tsunami wave don't care
8 arms in the air
Haiku # 62138, February 11, 2019 2:52 pm ET
by Give it up for Bruno Mars of 24 K magic
I am Starkitten
I am the one and only
I am Starkitten
Haiku # 62137, February 11, 2019 2:49 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
i dont give a shit
about pc dickbags. theyre too
confused about me
Haiku # 62136, February 11, 2019 8:40 am ET
by vhs
rage with not against
the wall of shitposting it
all falls down down... down

its badhaiku...ok?
Haiku # 62135, February 11, 2019 8:39 am ET
by vhs
I also struggle
with rage against bad haiku.
And I'm the problem!
Haiku # 62134, February 11, 2019 8:06 am ET
by Rage Against the Bad Haiku Machine
Popping big pimples
First job flipping grease burgers humping everything
Haiku # 62133, February 11, 2019 3:57 am ET
by Roger Daltrey of Talking bout my macular degeneration
No time for kissing
Texts to text. Facebook to check have a emoji
Haiku # 62132, February 11, 2019 3:53 am ET
by Man whom married a pillowcase of Bedroom
She kissed my cheek
Then ran out to my old car
Said, "I am sorry."

"Sorry I did that"
Even a friendly cheek peck
Is verboten now.

I thought to myself
even the women are scared
of harmless friendship

PC destruction
Of human interaction
will come back to you.
Haiku # 62131, February 11, 2019 1:58 am ET
by Revolted Counter Revolutionary of Moscow Idaho
When the world blows up
I hope we hear Dr Ruth
Moaning in climax
Haiku # 62130, February 11, 2019 12:08 am ET
by A wish of Earth
i fucking hate the
times i get pissed off over
stuff posted on this

site, i think do i
need to out do the worthless
70 year old math teacher

who should be dead by
now or might die in 2 or 3
years if i dont give

a shit anymore, pent
up Satanic feelings hiding
behind a xtian

veneer, then burst out
anger retires, a few harsh words
then silence, what then?
Haiku # 62129, February 10, 2019 11:46 pm ET
by vhs
and while youre at it
nephew, bend over...you like it
that way for, daddy huh?

is daddy a crip and you a blood?
Haiku # 62128, February 10, 2019 11:26 pm ET
by vhs
hmm, go fuck yourself Inglewood
Go back to jerking off to
pictures of Crips sucking my dick
Haiku # 62127, February 10, 2019 11:24 pm ET
by vhs
Radio talk show
Haiku poets with big dinks
The show was cancelled
Haiku # 62126, February 10, 2019 10:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
His girlfriend complained,
like his haiku, he seldom
finished her either.
Haiku # 62125, February 10, 2019 10:43 pm ET
by Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Stigmata stigma
'stigmatism orgasm.
Pardon my bad aim.
Haiku # 62124, February 10, 2019 10:38 pm ET
by blind porn star of hold me cane while I fuck these bitches
I
Haiku # 62123, February 10, 2019 10:35 pm ET
by Job coach of Ramrod dept
Tell us the story
when your ass got eaten out
by a bunch of Crips.
Haiku # 62122, February 10, 2019 10:34 pm ET
by vhs' nephew of Inglewood, CA
Do you like robots?
I mean the really BIG ones.
Fully functional.
Haiku # 62121, February 10, 2019 10:29 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Rim Job
perhaps perhaps not
i have stories to write and
maybe i just will
Haiku # 62120, February 10, 2019 9:10 pm ET
by vhs
I don't bleed down there
But I've got the stigmata
Why I wear glasses
Haiku # 62119, February 10, 2019 7:57 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Optometrists rose colored glasses with clots
Darth and Starkitten
See, they are different poets
I enjoy their work
Haiku # 62118, February 10, 2019 7:53 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Starkitten
Haiku # 62117, February 10, 2019 7:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Will you eat my twat.
And not just some, but a lot.
Never mind the clot.
Haiku # 62116, February 10, 2019 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Looks like Darth's been here.
Sure smells like he visited...
Watch what you step in.
Haiku # 62115, February 10, 2019 6:24 pm ET
by Cybernetic Latrine of Virtual Olfactory
Order in the court!
Fish Delight and Hamberders
Don't judge my taste buds
Haiku # 62114, February 10, 2019 6:14 pm ET
by Don the Con of Lobby Hotel Graybar
Cleaning dust bunnies
Never expected to find
Stranger under bed
Haiku # 62113, February 10, 2019 5:36 pm ET
by OCD of Dust ruffle
Add spice to your lives
Surprise the family right now
Tom Cruise undies dance
Haiku # 62112, February 10, 2019 2:55 pm ET
by Your living room of Socks tightywhites
When you jump the broom
Marriage can be like a vacuum
Let in some fresh air
Haiku # 62111, February 10, 2019 2:53 pm ET
by Primal Scream of Crack under door
when my family
assumes the vacuum is more
important than my

life, its time to leave
them alone and contemplate
money versus life

things versus items
Haiku # 62110, February 10, 2019 12:00 pm ET
by vhs
i dont dare post stuff
on here, it just keeps going
and going and go...
Haiku # 62109, February 10, 2019 11:05 am ET
by SPC 113
Perhaps,ask yourself
Why you have to get so close
To the Grizzly bear
Haiku # 62108, February 10, 2019 3:27 am ET
by Selfie of 2die4
An awkward silence
Judicious release of wind
Now we're all smiling
Haiku # 62107, February 10, 2019 1:54 am ET
by How to wind friends and flatulence people of Apex of Fart
In the tall green grass
Masturbating Leprechaun
Hung like a stallion
Haiku # 62106, February 10, 2019 1:50 am ET
by Irish Eyes of Smiing
Rummage Sale scream
Huge dildo in the free box
Life is wonderful
Haiku # 62105, February 10, 2019 1:46 am ET
by Bargain Hunter
Remember those times
You wish you stayed home longer
And used the toilet
Haiku # 62104, February 10, 2019 1:43 am ET
by Tell tale brown stain of Pants
He snuck in the zoo
To cuddle rhinos. No sex.
Saved it for the sloth
Haiku # 62103, February 9, 2019 11:12 pm ET
by Slow hand of You look wonderful tonight
Hey, is that you God?
Didn't picture you like that
How come your dink's small?
Haiku # 62102, February 9, 2019 9:01 pm ET
by Get with the program
Go smote thyself now.
All you talk about is shit.
And women's organs...
Haiku # 62101, February 9, 2019 8:51 pm ET
by Sure as Hell Deserve Get Smote
Spunk a doodle doo
My red rooster jizzed on you
Colonel Sanders too
Haiku # 62100, February 9, 2019 8:47 pm ET
by Bawkbbawk begahhhhhh
Talking to myself
Billy's Idol high five me
Tap shuffle tap tap
Haiku # 62099, February 9, 2019 8:45 pm ET
by Kool of Person
Al Gore got rhythm
Dancing to devil music
Eating out Tipper
Haiku # 62098, February 9, 2019 8:44 pm ET
by Noticed of details
Get smote in real time
Virtual Reality
Biblical version
Haiku # 62097, February 9, 2019 8:41 pm ET
by Smote Avoider
Yeah, I've got rhythm
Tap dancing on your sidewalk
I will never stop
Haiku # 62096, February 9, 2019 8:39 pm ET
by Al G O'Rhythm
Just gave birth to twins
Named them Mortar and Pestle
My bad, t'was kaka
Haiku # 62095, February 9, 2019 8:36 pm ET
by Regular of Boom boom room
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