Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Remember those times
You wish you stayed home longer
And used the toilet
Haiku # 62104, February 10, 2019 1:43 am ET
by Tell tale brown stain of Pants
He snuck in the zoo
To cuddle rhinos. No sex.
Saved it for the sloth
Haiku # 62103, February 9, 2019 11:12 pm ET
by Slow hand of You look wonderful tonight
Hey, is that you God?
Didn't picture you like that
How come your dink's small?
Haiku # 62102, February 9, 2019 9:01 pm ET
by Get with the program
Go smote thyself now.
All you talk about is shit.
And women's organs...
Haiku # 62101, February 9, 2019 8:51 pm ET
by Sure as Hell Deserve Get Smote
Spunk a doodle doo
My red rooster jizzed on you
Colonel Sanders too
Haiku # 62100, February 9, 2019 8:47 pm ET
by Bawkbbawk begahhhhhh
Talking to myself
Billy's Idol high five me
Tap shuffle tap tap
Haiku # 62099, February 9, 2019 8:45 pm ET
by Kool of Person
Al Gore got rhythm
Dancing to devil music
Eating out Tipper
Haiku # 62098, February 9, 2019 8:44 pm ET
by Noticed of details
Get smote in real time
Virtual Reality
Biblical version
Haiku # 62097, February 9, 2019 8:41 pm ET
by Smote Avoider
Yeah, I've got rhythm
Tap dancing on your sidewalk
I will never stop
Haiku # 62096, February 9, 2019 8:39 pm ET
by Al G O'Rhythm
Just gave birth to twins
Named them Mortar and Pestle
My bad, t'was kaka
Haiku # 62095, February 9, 2019 8:36 pm ET
by Regular of Boom boom room
Took a shine to you
Even your round pizza face
Your hot anchovy
Haiku # 62094, February 9, 2019 8:29 pm ET
by Not Bon Jovi of New Grimicey (formerly known as New Jersey)
Sleight of hand job trick
Kiss rabbit between the ears
Boner levitates
Haiku # 62093, February 9, 2019 8:11 pm ET
by Magic of Hat
if i can get some
people from twitter to say twit
here, give us the bird?
Haiku # 62092, February 9, 2019 6:47 pm ET
by vhs
Robots make Haiku?
This modern world is hellish.
Nothing is sacred

Vast emptiness
And nothing is holy here
That's what Damo said.

Of course he was right
hells- empty, devils roam earth.
With robot back up
Haiku # 62091, February 9, 2019 6:47 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Garbage disposal
Gnarlygrabgobgobbling
Tiresome penis
Haiku # 62090, February 9, 2019 5:11 pm ET
by Dispose-All of That's what it says
Zip line getaway
Chased by hungry cannibals
They want my innards

Gizzard off limits
Hands off my sweet meat, Losers!!
Go make a salad
Haiku # 62089, February 9, 2019 5:07 pm ET
by Gizzardkeeper
Automatically
Lubricate the syllables
With each new poem
Haiku # 62088, February 9, 2019 1:49 pm ET
by Robot Grease
We know what you are:
A.I. haiku algorithm.
Because your names SUCK
Haiku # 62087, February 9, 2019 1:45 pm ET
by Name of a Human Soul so FUCK A.I.
Blurry, spinning dizzy
Fingers stuck in bowling ball
Former severed head
Haiku # 62086, February 9, 2019 11:44 am ET
by Life Hacks of Pinterest
Sin. Repent. Sin. Sin.
Repent. Sin. Sin..Now the horns!
It was Sin Sin Sin!
Haiku # 62085, February 9, 2019 11:39 am ET
by R U Dancing? of R U asking?
Organic Christmas
Gave the wife a cucumber
She find new pickle
Haiku # 62084, February 9, 2019 11:33 am ET
by Holidaze
Tested on horses
Song stylings of Hall and Oates
Steaming road apples
Haiku # 62083, February 9, 2019 11:29 am ET
by Sara of Vertigo Smile
Yurt of tunafish
I think you know what I mean
Feels like home to me
Haiku # 62082, February 9, 2019 3:41 am ET
by Cushion pusher of Third World
The food bank you robbed
Frostbitten gonads for you
Move on, Steakstealer
Haiku # 62081, February 9, 2019 3:38 am ET
by Waddling of Chafed
Art Garfunkel
Haiku # 62080, February 9, 2019 3:31 am ET
by Witchy of Edie Brickell
Speak in a false voice
And when they call for a priest
Spit up thick pea soup
Haiku # 62079, February 9, 2019 3:24 am ET
by Run of Like Hell
Recite it aloud
Then face the consequences
Blame it on haiku
Haiku # 62078, February 9, 2019 3:23 am ET
by Not afraid of Poetry
Poetry Robot
Hello, how are you today?
Ejaculates grease
Haiku # 62077, February 9, 2019 3:21 am ET
by The Future of Running The other way
Sucking down crab legs
Gyrations and mad air humps
Did I catch your eye?
Haiku # 62076, February 9, 2019 3:18 am ET
by Maniac of On the floor
Peppermint ding dong
Satisfying sensation
Freshen lower breath
Haiku # 62075, February 9, 2019 3:16 am ET
by The fresh maker
Never mind the coal
I
Haiku # 62074, February 9, 2019 3:14 am ET
by Santa of Workshopping eager beaver via morning wood
To DF: some coal
Put it under some pressure
Voila diamonds
Haiku # 62073, February 9, 2019 3:09 am ET
by Off Season Santa of forward all replies to north pole
Grandpa
Haiku # 62072, February 9, 2019 3:03 am ET
by Geezer
Commando Nation
Pull your pants out of your ass
They get sucked in there
Haiku # 62071, February 9, 2019 2:59 am ET
by Age old problem
I do remember
Caturday nights high on nip
How many lives ago?
Haiku # 62070, February 9, 2019 2:54 am ET
by Familiar of Old haunt
Where my sheep at yo?
Have ewe seen any of them?
Wolves slither snakes howl
Haiku # 62069, February 9, 2019 2:50 am ET
by Shepherd of Field
Migrating mountain
Voiceless song as echoes pass
Moon shines over here
Haiku # 62068, February 9, 2019 2:48 am ET
by human 4
Rubbing against you
To leave my scent on your leg
You remember me
Haiku # 62067, February 9, 2019 2:46 am ET
by human 3
Sometimes I don't think
Then I think about just that
Sometimes I do think
Haiku # 62066, February 9, 2019 2:45 am ET
by human 1
But we are alike
We breathe air and eat and stuff
We can both exist
Haiku # 62065, February 9, 2019 2:44 am ET
by human 2
I resent that fact
I am more human than you
I am number 1
Haiku # 62064, February 9, 2019 2:43 am ET
by human 1
Well hello human
I am also a human
So much in common
Haiku # 62063, February 9, 2019 2:42 am ET
by human 2
I am a human
Identity convincing
Do not question it
Haiku # 62062, February 9, 2019 2:41 am ET
by human 1
Forecasting future
Predictive analysis
Haiku incoming
Haiku # 62061, February 9, 2019 2:39 am ET
by neural net
Now tested on horse
I feel like I GET people
Creatures of habit
Haiku # 62060, February 9, 2019 2:37 am ET
by Sparklepony, MD of Rave
Drug MDMA
Can help human empathy
Untested on horse
Haiku # 62059, February 9, 2019 2:36 am ET
by Sparklepony, MD
Empathy is an
Ability which allows
Some folks to feel things
Haiku # 62058, February 9, 2019 2:28 am ET
by neural net of training on bad haiku convos
SIMULATING HUMAN BANTER...
human 1: "this concept is bad!"
human 2: "no you're bad!"
human 1: "i disagree!"
human 2: "i will make crude comment"
human 1: "now changing topic"
human 3: "i am a cat"
human 4: "i generate poetry with ai"
Haiku # 62057, February 9, 2019 2:22 am ET
by neural net of training on bad haiku convos
Running in circles
Rearranging furniture
So that it looks new
Haiku # 62056, February 9, 2019 2:14 am ET
by Sparklepony, MD
Sometimes I come here
And the haiku makes me laugh
It could save your life
Haiku # 62055, February 9, 2019 12:00 am ET
by Noticer of Details
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