Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

Come see my belle chose
Give the lotion. Give the hose.
C'est la vie en rose
Haiku # 61481, January 3, 2019 5:28 pm ET
by Frenchy of Oooooo la la
A fragrant French whore
beckons me to approach
and empty my balls
Haiku # 61480, January 3, 2019 4:47 pm ET
by Packing Master of NYC
I ain't no sex doll
I'm the Michelin Tire Man
Got rubbers covered
Haiku # 61479, January 3, 2019 4:42 pm ET
by Complimentary Lube of Busy Corner
That sex-joke punchline:
Those two inflatable dolls
Wait. Let me think first
Haiku # 61478, January 3, 2019 3:32 pm ET
by Her breath inside of me
It's necessary.
Submit to my bad haiku.
Submit to Islam.
Haiku # 61477, January 3, 2019 3:30 pm ET
by Taqiyya of Submission
Yo it aint like dat . . .
aint like dat at ALL, gnome sain?
People be like: damn.
Haiku # 61476, January 3, 2019 3:27 pm ET
by Guy about to shoot you because you got the WalMart parking space and he kind of violent
Oh bright liquid fire
Temple elixir of bliss . . .
what was I saying ?
Haiku # 61475, January 3, 2019 3:23 pm ET
by Loku Wi-Fi of Pseudo-oriental Splendors
Oh haiku maidens
Oh ye nine mini-muses
Draw near and inspire
Haiku # 61474, January 3, 2019 3:20 pm ET
by Asahi EXTRA-DRY of Sapporo 生 発泡酒 More Please
Hey all you damn kids
Get the hell out of my yard.
This is MY haiku
Haiku # 61473, January 3, 2019 3:14 pm ET
by Foul-tempered old coot shuffling around his filthy kitchen trying to find his hearing aid

Word in Name concealed.
Let her slip or got her peeled:
Hannah Banana !
Haiku # 61472, January 3, 2019 3:10 pm ET
by El Platano of Guineo Tropical
Poetry Robot
Annual lubrication
Non-friction section
Haiku # 61471, January 3, 2019 3:56 am ET
by Poetry Robot of Ork
Been laid up with piles
Couldn
Haiku # 61470, January 3, 2019 2:09 am ET
by Mack of Rig
Name in word revealed
Reeled in an eel. Electric.
Oh that was so real
Haiku # 61469, January 2, 2019 8:57 pm ET
by Bicycle Thieves of Outside restaurant
Name in word revealed:
re-revealed in veal cutlet
vegan veggie veal
Haiku # 61468, January 2, 2019 7:38 pm ET
by Milk-Fed Vegetables of Lyrical Transcendence
Too late just caint stop
haiku-itis got my soul
OH LORDY! Help me
Haiku # 61467, January 2, 2019 7:36 pm ET
by Mammy Haiku of Chitlin Circuit with a cloth on her head
Asinine Donkey !
Lick my assurance of fame.
Bear my burden, beast.
Haiku # 61466, January 2, 2019 7:32 pm ET
by Braying Quadruped of Who You Are
Ma haiku homies
I'm a send them roun u place
bust u fukin haid
Haiku # 61465, January 2, 2019 7:27 pm ET
by Thaddeus Snodgrass of a Golden Cup of Claret and Thou
just type and type and
type and type and type and type,
then count syllables
Haiku # 61464, January 2, 2019 7:24 pm ET
by Polysyllabic Quintessentiality of the Pseudo-epigraphically Explicit
The new year arrives
filled with harmonious joy:
Thunderous dark fart
Haiku # 61463, January 2, 2019 7:20 pm ET
by Name: of Location: Preview
Orifice of doom
Filthy oracular hole:
your poetic mouth
Haiku # 61462, January 2, 2019 7:16 pm ET
by Name of Location
Oh poets! New wine
New snowstorms of crystal verse . . .
New disposable
Haiku # 61461, January 2, 2019 7:15 pm ET
by Please consider purchase of Fuxiang gentlemens wristwatch factory
Gary Busey fart
It's been known to clear a room
Guacamole Time
Haiku # 61460, January 2, 2019 6:48 pm ET
by Jennifer Garner of Hollywood, CA
Stay Tuned. coming Soon.
Chinese year of the long pig
Might as well bend over
Haiku # 61459, January 2, 2019 3:51 pm ET
by Nostradongus of Predictable location
Hail twenty-nineteen;
a new year to get buried
in Figpucker's waste.
Haiku # 61458, January 2, 2019 12:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Go ahead, do it
Reach way down in my pocket
Misshapen Werthers
Haiku # 61457, January 2, 2019 3:06 am ET
by Sucker of Grandpa
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Haiku # 61456, January 1, 2019 12:01 am ET
by Cuntfart of Cunt
Dick Clark back to work!
Ghoul Balls filled with Lust
Midnight Comes Ghoul Dust
Haiku # 61455, December 31, 2018 11:35 pm ET
by Run for your lives of NYC
Customer Service
I
Haiku # 61454, December 31, 2018 10:19 pm ET
by Real Poet of Head in Clouds ( and oven)
Dick Clark awakens
Shake off the dusty dirt nap
Like, Rut-Ro SCOOBY!
Haiku # 61453, December 31, 2018 12:31 pm ET
by K. Kasem
Haiku will save us.
Haiku is the last frontier.
Haiku for freedom.
Haiku # 61452, December 31, 2018 8:11 am ET
by Haiku criminalized by overlords of Globalist Technocracy
That old New York Times
crumpled up into a ball:
Great firestarter
Haiku # 61451, December 31, 2018 8:06 am ET
by Alterna-rag of Metro-Hype
end of this stale year
start of yet another one
whoop de fucking do
Haiku # 61450, December 31, 2018 7:48 am ET
by ash
He's such a foul mess
Genesis: Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Haiku # 61449, December 31, 2018 7:39 am ET
by Neil Megson of Throbbing Psychic TV Gristle
Bone spurs bone spurs ouch
Bone spurs bone spurs ouch boo Hoo
The best bone spurs (whine)
Haiku # 61448, December 30, 2018 10:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Injured on the job?
Writer's cramp from Bad Haiku?
Call our Hotline NOW!
Haiku # 61447, December 30, 2018 4:00 am ET
by Law offices of Cuntfart Cuntfart & Cunt of Roast Beef Boulevard
Y'all are crazy here
I write poems that make sense
Is this real haiku?
Haiku # 61446, December 30, 2018 3:52 am ET
by Inez
I
Haiku # 61445, December 29, 2018 11:38 pm ET
by Norma L.
Pronounced erection
Possible priapism
Willing, Wet walrus
Haiku # 61444, December 29, 2018 11:32 pm ET
by Whoa
Go ahead. Do it.
YOLO. Jump in and do it.
Fuck the gorilla
Haiku # 61443, December 29, 2018 11:29 pm ET
by Unusual Zookeeper of Zoo
Honk if you love words
Honk if you love syllables
Honk if you
Haiku # 61442, December 29, 2018 10:58 pm ET
by Goose of V formation
Watson? Is that you
Haiku # 61441, December 29, 2018 7:14 pm ET
by No Shit Sherlock
Censorship of verse
It
Haiku # 61440, December 29, 2018 7:12 pm ET
by Maniacal Laugher of Laughing at you
We don
Haiku # 61439, December 29, 2018 7:10 pm ET
by Party Pooper
Hi Becky, How
Haiku # 61438, December 29, 2018 6:52 pm ET
by Not the Baby Daddy of Barstool
Got it going on
Haiku flow never gon slow
Jealous? Yeah, I know
Haiku # 61437, December 29, 2018 6:49 pm ET
by Boastful Eggplant of Patch
The Doctor is in.
Quite simply. Constipated.
Plugged up with haiku
Haiku # 61436, December 29, 2018 3:12 pm ET
by Doc Prism in the jizzum of Spasm in your chasm
they last for seconds:
convulsive flesh contractions,
glandular spasms
Haiku # 61435, December 29, 2018 8:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spoiler alert here
God's plan: Make life miserable
So far it's working
Haiku # 61434, December 29, 2018 7:52 am ET
by Smote Avoider of Non Smoting Section
Be all you can be
A mediocre poet
God has a plan, dude
Haiku # 61433, December 29, 2018 7:50 am ET
by Advisor
A matter of fact
A fecal matter of fact
When shit hits the fan
Haiku # 61432, December 29, 2018 7:46 am ET
by Keen Observer of Keene, NH
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