Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

just type and type and
type and type and type and type,
then count syllables
Haiku # 61464, January 2, 2019 7:24 pm ET
by Polysyllabic Quintessentiality of the Pseudo-epigraphically Explicit
The new year arrives
filled with harmonious joy:
Thunderous dark fart
Haiku # 61463, January 2, 2019 7:20 pm ET
by Name: of Location: Preview
Orifice of doom
Filthy oracular hole:
your poetic mouth
Haiku # 61462, January 2, 2019 7:16 pm ET
by Name of Location
Oh poets! New wine
New snowstorms of crystal verse . . .
New disposable
Haiku # 61461, January 2, 2019 7:15 pm ET
by Please consider purchase of Fuxiang gentlemens wristwatch factory
Gary Busey fart
It's been known to clear a room
Guacamole Time
Haiku # 61460, January 2, 2019 6:48 pm ET
by Jennifer Garner of Hollywood, CA
Stay Tuned. coming Soon.
Chinese year of the long pig
Might as well bend over
Haiku # 61459, January 2, 2019 3:51 pm ET
by Nostradongus of Predictable location
Hail twenty-nineteen;
a new year to get buried
in Figpucker's waste.
Haiku # 61458, January 2, 2019 12:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Go ahead, do it
Reach way down in my pocket
Misshapen Werthers
Haiku # 61457, January 2, 2019 3:06 am ET
by Sucker of Grandpa
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Haiku # 61456, January 1, 2019 12:01 am ET
by Cuntfart of Cunt
Dick Clark back to work!
Ghoul Balls filled with Lust
Midnight Comes Ghoul Dust
Haiku # 61455, December 31, 2018 11:35 pm ET
by Run for your lives of NYC
Customer Service
I
Haiku # 61454, December 31, 2018 10:19 pm ET
by Real Poet of Head in Clouds ( and oven)
Dick Clark awakens
Shake off the dusty dirt nap
Like, Rut-Ro SCOOBY!
Haiku # 61453, December 31, 2018 12:31 pm ET
by K. Kasem
Haiku will save us.
Haiku is the last frontier.
Haiku for freedom.
Haiku # 61452, December 31, 2018 8:11 am ET
by Haiku criminalized by overlords of Globalist Technocracy
That old New York Times
crumpled up into a ball:
Great firestarter
Haiku # 61451, December 31, 2018 8:06 am ET
by Alterna-rag of Metro-Hype
end of this stale year
start of yet another one
whoop de fucking do
Haiku # 61450, December 31, 2018 7:48 am ET
by ash
He's such a foul mess
Genesis: Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Haiku # 61449, December 31, 2018 7:39 am ET
by Neil Megson of Throbbing Psychic TV Gristle
Bone spurs bone spurs ouch
Bone spurs bone spurs ouch boo Hoo
The best bone spurs (whine)
Haiku # 61448, December 30, 2018 10:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Injured on the job?
Writer's cramp from Bad Haiku?
Call our Hotline NOW!
Haiku # 61447, December 30, 2018 4:00 am ET
by Law offices of Cuntfart Cuntfart & Cunt of Roast Beef Boulevard
Y'all are crazy here
I write poems that make sense
Is this real haiku?
Haiku # 61446, December 30, 2018 3:52 am ET
by Inez
I
Haiku # 61445, December 29, 2018 11:38 pm ET
by Norma L.
Pronounced erection
Possible priapism
Willing, Wet walrus
Haiku # 61444, December 29, 2018 11:32 pm ET
by Whoa
Go ahead. Do it.
YOLO. Jump in and do it.
Fuck the gorilla
Haiku # 61443, December 29, 2018 11:29 pm ET
by Unusual Zookeeper of Zoo
Honk if you love words
Honk if you love syllables
Honk if you
Haiku # 61442, December 29, 2018 10:58 pm ET
by Goose of V formation
Watson? Is that you
Haiku # 61441, December 29, 2018 7:14 pm ET
by No Shit Sherlock
Censorship of verse
It
Haiku # 61440, December 29, 2018 7:12 pm ET
by Maniacal Laugher of Laughing at you
We don
Haiku # 61439, December 29, 2018 7:10 pm ET
by Party Pooper
Hi Becky, How
Haiku # 61438, December 29, 2018 6:52 pm ET
by Not the Baby Daddy of Barstool
Got it going on
Haiku flow never gon slow
Jealous? Yeah, I know
Haiku # 61437, December 29, 2018 6:49 pm ET
by Boastful Eggplant of Patch
The Doctor is in.
Quite simply. Constipated.
Plugged up with haiku
Haiku # 61436, December 29, 2018 3:12 pm ET
by Doc Prism in the jizzum of Spasm in your chasm
they last for seconds:
convulsive flesh contractions,
glandular spasms
Haiku # 61435, December 29, 2018 8:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spoiler alert here
God's plan: Make life miserable
So far it's working
Haiku # 61434, December 29, 2018 7:52 am ET
by Smote Avoider of Non Smoting Section
Be all you can be
A mediocre poet
God has a plan, dude
Haiku # 61433, December 29, 2018 7:50 am ET
by Advisor
A matter of fact
A fecal matter of fact
When shit hits the fan
Haiku # 61432, December 29, 2018 7:46 am ET
by Keen Observer of Keene, NH
They're out to get you
Poets and their syllables
Lock 'em all up NOW
Haiku # 61431, December 29, 2018 6:04 am ET
by Poem shredder of Shredder
Witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witchy witch
Witchy witchy witch
Haiku # 61430, December 29, 2018 2:11 am ET
by Witch of Witch
I'm on your loop, man
Transmission readjusted
The view is remote
Haiku # 61429, December 29, 2018 2:08 am ET
by Borscht of Beetsville
There's a nude selfie
Something about a mushroom
Incriminiating
Haiku # 61428, December 29, 2018 2:07 am ET
by Fun guy of Maniacal Canned Laughter
IBM's Watson
has been posting haiku here
under Cuntfart Cunt.
Haiku # 61427, December 29, 2018 2:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I
Haiku # 61426, December 29, 2018 1:36 am ET
by Jippy of California
Prepare for New Year:
that tragic Latin music
just might see you through
Haiku # 61425, December 28, 2018 7:02 pm ET
by Tania of Venezuela
Skiing off the trail
Lonely forest. Not for long!
Hello, Grizzly Bear
Haiku # 61424, December 28, 2018 6:55 am ET
by Fresh Air Fiend
Hokkaido snow cone
Yes please, sour lemon drizzle
Prepared by stray dog
Haiku # 61423, December 28, 2018 6:44 am ET
by A. Nalgland of Express
Long pigs on the move
Cannibals preheating fire
Build flavour with you!
Haiku # 61422, December 28, 2018 2:02 am ET
by Au jus! of Cooked your Goose
Virtue-signalers
Signaling absent virtue
Flapping stunted wings
Haiku # 61421, December 27, 2018 9:13 pm ET
by So sick of all of you
You're getting a raise
All poets here. Ten percent.
Make Bad Haiku Great Again
Haiku # 61420, December 27, 2018 7:43 pm ET
by Extra Syllables of Illegal Hat Kiosk and Toadstool Penis Novelties
Blasphemous "poet"
When you grip your butt quill pen
Do you feel quivers?
Haiku # 61419, December 27, 2018 7:39 pm ET
by Poet of Poetryville
God your haiku sucks.
Over and over same thing.
You must be a bot.
Haiku # 61418, December 27, 2018 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Knit one, purl two,
babe
Cupping your big balls of yarn
Watching ewe fuck sheep
Haiku # 61417, December 27, 2018 7:27 am ET
by Wooly Bully of Ramalamadingdong
Rum ball algebra
Extracurricular bop
Perfect attendance
Haiku # 61416, December 27, 2018 7:20 am ET
by Juicy Joyce of Awards Ceremony
2 plus 2 is four
And a fart is a fraction
You do the math, hon
Haiku # 61415, December 27, 2018 7:17 am ET
by Schoolmarm (Juicy) of Cafeteria
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