Packed holiday fudge
For the priest and postman,
UPS Go Brown
Haiku #61181, by Quite A. Package of Left at Back Door December 2, 2018 4:04 am ET
Twenty chickens have got loose inside my head and have shat all over the place and now matter how hard you try the stains won't come off the tile and now the Devil and all his friends are having a rave in there and the fucking awful techno music won't stop and the strobe lights and lasers make me want to gouge out my own eyes and it wouldn't be so bad if only they'd share just one little hit of acid those greedy fuckers!