BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
4 Days
and
60984 Haikus
later...
My origin depts
are far deeper than toilets.
Think Satan's outhouse.

If Hell is as low
as you can go, then what of
Hell's outhouse hole, eh?
Haiku #60791, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 5, 2018 6:10 pm ET

Strum strum strum plunk plunk
Stretching my pubic hairs out
Smoke on the water....
Haiku #60790, by Anonymous Poet
November 5, 2018 5:25 pm ET

Welcome, Nina. First:
Beware the foul stench of Darth.
He rises from toilet.
Haiku #60789, by Full House Royal Flush
November 5, 2018 5:12 pm ET

Hi, I am new here
I can't wait to learn haiku
Is there a topic?
Haiku #60788, by Nina of Az
November 5, 2018 3:34 pm ET

Been waiting for this
It's been a rough, muddy road
Bought toilet paper
Haiku #60787, by Anonymous Poet
November 5, 2018 2:30 pm ET

Poop worm dink undies
Gave me a little chuckle
And a funny dream
Haiku #60786, by Anonymous Poet
November 5, 2018 1:03 pm ET

Queen Elizabeth II
She's sitting atop the throne
Hunch royal coil
Haiku #60785, by Lizard Biotch
November 5, 2018 12:48 pm ET

Vampire Tea Bags
We're holding our pinkies up
Sipping with werewolves
Haiku #60784, by Sippers
November 5, 2018 12:46 pm ET

Waves of menstrual cramps
Prince Charles Dressed as a tampon
Totally rad,dude
Haiku #60783, by Surf's up
November 5, 2018 12:31 pm ET

Red tsunami breaks.
The wave in picture above
Is red red red red!
Haiku #60782, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of brown stench
November 5, 2018 9:05 am ET

Wed Rave incoming.
Wed Rave incoming, people.
Get out of the way!
Haiku #60781, by Anonymous Poet
November 5, 2018 8:03 am ET

Coprophagist Darth:
your mouth the only toilet
I can see from here.
Haiku #60780, by Anonymous Poet
November 5, 2018 8:01 am ET

A cockroach milkshake.
Dingleberry booger pie.
Side of tampon scabs.
Haiku #60779, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 5, 2018 4:52 am ET

Poop worm dink undies
fart stench toilet grunt ass wipe
constipation cunt.
Haiku #60778, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 5, 2018 4:43 am ET

Dirty underwear
Sending them as Christmas gifts
You are on the list
Haiku #60777, by Secret Santa
November 5, 2018 3:59 am ET

Toilet Recliner
Relax and grunt in comfort
Because you're worth it
Haiku #60776, by Anonymous Poet
November 5, 2018 3:27 am ET

I have a feeling
The stench is a real problem
When you use the can
Haiku #60775, by Got a hunch
November 5, 2018 3:24 am ET

Diary Entry:
Suffocate him in his sleep
With a plastic bag
Haiku #60774, by Edie Brickell of Sounds of Almost Silence, CT
November 5, 2018 2:42 am ET

You can tell your friends
Your haiku is famous
Bask in the glory
Haiku #60773, by G o d
November 5, 2018 2:39 am ET

Wet wild wiggly worm?
Which end of you has the dink?
I like holding you
Haiku #60772, by Worm holder
November 5, 2018 2:36 am ET

Wiping my behind
Decorated with bad poop
Help wanted: Ass Wipe

Must enjoy loud farts
Preferably ambidextrous
With a caring touch
Haiku #60771, by Sitter of Terlit
November 5, 2018 2:31 am ET

There is a blank page.
And I scribble a haiku.
But which is better?
Haiku #60770, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 5, 2018 12:08 am ET

Worms are in my brain.
If you wait at my asshole,
you'll wait forever.
Haiku #60769, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 5, 2018 12:04 am ET

It's always God's fault.
Satan's just a laid back dude
with a big red ass.
Haiku #60768, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 5, 2018 12:03 am ET

Sort of hungry now
waiting for worms to pop up
From your big asshole
Haiku #60767, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 11:34 pm ET

Why this place exists....
Must be a crazy dream of...
God or the Devil
Haiku #60766, by Religious Inexperience
November 4, 2018 11:25 pm ET

Donald Trump sucks ass
Haiku #60765, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET

Sorry to bother you
But I don
Haiku #60764, by Mack of Mirror
November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET

Sorry to bother you
But I don
Haiku #60763, by Mack of Mirror
November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET

Chocolate brown chip loaf
Cocoa nib chunk cookie crumb
Fudge mocha dank dump
Haiku #60762, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 9:32 pm ET

Constipation Wish
Someone please free the log jam
I don't deserve this
Haiku #60761, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 8:27 pm ET

Had the urge to fart
What a surprise. Poop came out.
God's fault or Devil?
Haiku #60760, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 8:25 pm ET

in that case kiss my haikus
Haiku #60759, by vhs
November 4, 2018 6:51 pm ET

Nice ass
Haiku #60758, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 3:30 pm ET

Electricity
Telecommunication
Abracadabra
Haiku #60757, by Starkitten
November 4, 2018 3:29 pm ET

Masturbatory
hyperreflexivity
ejaculation.
Haiku #60756, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 4, 2018 2:45 pm ET

Already famous.
My ass is enjoyed worldwide.
Check out my haiku.
Haiku #60755, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 4, 2018 9:04 am ET

There should be a score
That calculates the crazy
Based on the poems
Haiku #60754, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 3:38 am ET

Where are the poets?
Yes, I think this site is rigged
By Psychiatrists
Haiku #60753, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 3:35 am ET

Gonna be famous
My haikus are enjoyed worldwide
I'll show you my ass
Haiku #60752, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:29 am ET

Lots of dogs ran loose
Their shit rotted and turned white
Then disintegrated

Some piles got stepped in
Haiku #60751, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:22 am ET

The girl up the street
Used to eat boogers on snow
I haven't tried it

They had a poodle
His asshole was stained yellow
Ran loose in the streets
Haiku #60750, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:15 am ET

Back to basics now
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt. Breathe.
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Haiku #60749, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:05 am ET

You freaking madman
Are you servicing your wife?
Swatting mosquitoes?
Haiku #60748, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:48 am ET

Somebody stop me
Yo, VHS, fickpucker
Throw down some road spikes
Haiku #60747, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:46 am ET

I can't stop haiku
It's out of control. I tried
Haiku brakes on the fritz

Got the syllable shits and I can't stop.
Haiku #60746, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:45 am ET

We are in God's jail
Doing Time for our parents
They were horny that night
Haiku #60745, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:33 am ET

Colonel sanders here
You have to fuck the chicken
That is the secret
Haiku #60744, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:29 am ET

And then we'll fly off
Catch up with the Hale Boppers
You just might get laid
Haiku #60743, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:27 am ET

With a glass of milk
Toast cut in triangle shapes
To enhance flavor
Haiku #60742, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 12:51 am ET