BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
4 Days
and
60984 Haikus
later...
Why this place exists....
Must be a crazy dream of...
God or the Devil
Haiku #60766, by Religious Inexperience
November 4, 2018 11:25 pm ET

Donald Trump sucks ass
Haiku #60765, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET

Sorry to bother you
But I don
Haiku #60764, by Mack of Mirror
November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET

Sorry to bother you
But I don
Haiku #60763, by Mack of Mirror
November 4, 2018 10:45 pm ET

Chocolate brown chip loaf
Cocoa nib chunk cookie crumb
Fudge mocha dank dump
Haiku #60762, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 9:32 pm ET

Constipation Wish
Someone please free the log jam
I don't deserve this
Haiku #60761, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 8:27 pm ET

Had the urge to fart
What a surprise. Poop came out.
God's fault or Devil?
Haiku #60760, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 8:25 pm ET

in that case kiss my haikus
Haiku #60759, by vhs
November 4, 2018 6:51 pm ET

Nice ass
Haiku #60758, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 3:30 pm ET

Electricity
Telecommunication
Abracadabra
Haiku #60757, by Starkitten
November 4, 2018 3:29 pm ET

Masturbatory
hyperreflexivity
ejaculation.
Haiku #60756, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 4, 2018 2:45 pm ET

Already famous.
My ass is enjoyed worldwide.
Check out my haiku.
Haiku #60755, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 4, 2018 9:04 am ET

There should be a score
That calculates the crazy
Based on the poems
Haiku #60754, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 3:38 am ET

Where are the poets?
Yes, I think this site is rigged
By Psychiatrists
Haiku #60753, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 3:35 am ET

Gonna be famous
My haikus are enjoyed worldwide
I'll show you my ass
Haiku #60752, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:29 am ET

Lots of dogs ran loose
Their shit rotted and turned white
Then disintegrated

Some piles got stepped in
Haiku #60751, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:22 am ET

The girl up the street
Used to eat boogers on snow
I haven't tried it

They had a poodle
His asshole was stained yellow
Ran loose in the streets
Haiku #60750, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:15 am ET

Back to basics now
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt. Breathe.
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Haiku #60749, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:05 am ET

You freaking madman
Are you servicing your wife?
Swatting mosquitoes?
Haiku #60748, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:48 am ET

Somebody stop me
Yo, VHS, fickpucker
Throw down some road spikes
Haiku #60747, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:46 am ET

I can't stop haiku
It's out of control. I tried
Haiku brakes on the fritz

Got the syllable shits and I can't stop.
Haiku #60746, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:45 am ET

We are in God's jail
Doing Time for our parents
They were horny that night
Haiku #60745, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:33 am ET

Colonel sanders here
You have to fuck the chicken
That is the secret
Haiku #60744, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:29 am ET

And then we'll fly off
Catch up with the Hale Boppers
You just might get laid
Haiku #60743, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 1:27 am ET

With a glass of milk
Toast cut in triangle shapes
To enhance flavor
Haiku #60742, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 12:51 am ET

No holiday guests
No holiday meal. Just toast
And peanut butter
Haiku #60741, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 12:50 am ET

You can see the stench
Haikus rotting in the sun
It's all your fault,dude
Haiku #60740, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 12:47 am ET

Peanut butter toast
Is my all time favorite meal
Can you dig it, babe
Haiku #60739, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 12:42 am ET

Swing by. Pick me up
Let's drive straight into the sun
Burn, motherfucker!
Haiku #60738, by Anonymous Poet
November 4, 2018 12:39 am ET

Melancholy Turd
Abandoned in Menswear aisle
On Fitting Room floor
Haiku #60737, by Retail me Not of Menswear
November 4, 2018 12:38 am ET

Hard work, these poems
Up before sunrise, milking
Syllables. Smells foul.
Haiku #60736, by Haiku farmer of Knee deep in chicken shit
November 4, 2018 12:35 am ET

Turkey shaped clogger
Forgot plunger in England
Call it Grog with Log
Haiku #60735, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 11:17 pm ET

Up close.magnified
Every pore and crumb of shit
Anal Viewmaster
Haiku #60734, by Turdseyeview
November 3, 2018 11:10 pm ET

Swinging high high high
Away I fly fly fly
Into a shitpile
Haiku #60733, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 11:08 pm ET

That sounds G rated
Compared to Jim Bob's skill
Fuckbasting the Bird
Haiku #60732, by John Boy Walton's Mole of Wipe me with the napkin, please... getting moist
November 3, 2018 11:07 pm ET

Hard as Plymouth Rock
Wipe your hands on the stray dogs
Jizzed Brussels sprouts
Haiku #60731, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 11:04 pm ET

I know what it is
Got a headless conjoined twin
Call it double junk
Haiku #60730, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 11:00 pm ET

I wouldn't know what DVDA was if not for Matt Stone and Trey Parker. What would Brian Boitano Do?
Haiku #60729, by
November 3, 2018 10:52 pm ET

Thanksgiving themed porn.
Pilgrims bang Poke-a-hot-ass,
the big chief's daughter.

Let us bow our heads.
Lord, we thank you for this feast
of pussy and tits.

"I like the fish pie."
Licking whipped cream off her tits.
Let's stuff this here bird.

Mock English accents.
Olden-speak DVDA.
She was stuffed alright!
Haiku #60728, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 3, 2018 10:50 pm ET

Pilgrims pulling penis
Pumpkin pie pig-out packs pounds
Pilgrim Poontang
Haiku #60727, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 10:46 pm ET

Hood boss VHS
He's in charge of pies this year
He'll prolly fuck them
Haiku #60726, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 9:44 pm ET

Making hand turkeys
So boring. Trace Grandad's schlong!
It's a shapeshifter
Haiku #60725, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 9:40 pm ET

Corn acreage here
Save the cobs to wipe our bums
Huge turkey wattle!

What a hearty meal
Feel free to unzip your pants
Free your blunderbus
Haiku #60724, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 9:36 pm ET

You say "circle jerk"
As if that would be a bad thing.
Turkey grease on palms.

Extra white gravy.
Do not let it go to waste.
Mixed with your stuffing.
Haiku #60723, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 3, 2018 9:27 pm ET

A bottled green gas
would be the perfect stinky
x-mas gift for me.

X-mas from the ass.
The lass passed gas from her ass,
bottled in clear gas.

The gas was off-green,
looking sort of like chlorine,
But much more toxic.
Haiku #60722, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 3, 2018 9:23 pm ET

The first Thanksgiving
Wasn't it a circle jerk
Around the table?
Haiku #60721, by Choked and Stuffed Chicken
November 3, 2018 7:57 pm ET

That ain't no crime, Darth
You left a work of art there
Hanging in the loo
Haiku #60720, by Sure stinx
November 3, 2018 7:35 pm ET

The longer I live
The more I look like Santa
I want to believe
Haiku #60719, by Big belly, whiskers, white hair, jolly eyes of And I have a vagina
November 3, 2018 7:27 pm ET

Forget about a kiss
Mistletoe Fellatio
A gift from our dog
Haiku #60718, by He bites
November 3, 2018 7:24 pm ET

Bottling my farts
To give as holiday gifts
Some are Grinch green, too
Haiku #60717, by Anonymous Poet
November 3, 2018 7:22 pm ET