The best thing now is
The wind is howling. I can't
Hear my nasty farts

Nasty rat and cat
I just woke up from my nap
I am a huge cat

Joel from my third grade
Shat his pants but solved the prob
Turned them inside out

Clammy blue cheese
Aged for years in a dark cave
Bat shit everywhere

Fuck. Lost the flashlights
Too dark. Stranded and doomed
In the Earth's bowels

Plink. Plop. Trickle.drop
So we ate all the blue cheese
Cut eggers all night

John Boy Walton's mole
An existential crisis
"I'm not a pimple!"

Cargo Cult drop off
Pencils, Volleyball, Pez, Gum
Lightbulbs, Pocky Sticks

Frankfurt School: weenies
Roast them slow over a fire
serve with kraut on roll

Email Hangman
Ol_ _ HO_S_@hotmail.com
Saved you a brownie

ABBA 45s
Saved up. Bought them at Woolworth's
My son sings them too

Home karaoke:
Singing with my daughter, yeah!
ABBA greatest hits.

Ganja brownies, right?!
If so, I'll be right over.
email your address:

darthfigpucker2@gmail.com

I Just made brownies
Huge aereolas on tap
Korova Milk Bar

I think I'm pregnant.
Craving large leg of... something.
Ostrich? Carabao?

Raw bloody meat flesh.
A large frosty mug of beer.
And ten pairs of tits.

Young pink perky breasts,
jiggling, oscillating,
circular motion.

"Your dick is so big!"
"That was an amazing belch!"
"Have another steak."

"Buy us one more drink."
Eight hundred dollar bar tab.
Hangover of kings.

I just know guar gum
From gluten free baking days
It gives you the runs

i think it is just
i feel things like i want
to be taken as

a serious guy
on a discord chat but folks
come and go at whim

the internet has
lost it's charm if it had any
now it just sucks

and just to think i
watched a video with the
band GWAR mentioned yo...

Laundry Staff on Strike
Sticky Pants! Demand More Pay!
And it Ain't Werther's

Wilfred Brimley's ghost
Apparition. Second Floor
Pennies from Heaven

Feel the rumble, now
Hey-ho, It's Jack Albertson
You old horn dog, you

Gramps, Throw down your cane
Use your triskellion penis
Wind back in the sails

A cute angina
Dentureless Adventure Ward
Raging Woody Ward

What the world needs now:
Rest home Viagra scandal.
Heart meds got switched up.

Heart attacks and smiles.
Dozens of raped orderlies.
Dangerous geezers.

Can almost see you
Was recruited in college
For remote viewing

meh maybe you have
a special talent for the
spooking of ai...

Down and down we descend... nobody wins a race to the bottom

Question for the boys
Hard work to get a boner?
See them everywhere.

Come on vhs.
You just need some Viagra
if it's not working.

Remember back when
every other post was spam
for cheap boner pills?

like when i do the
recapatcha it won't load
on my tablet right now

that's not exactly
what I'm saying, my hardware
is acting weird now

so say how to fix
a wonky samsung tablet
or opera browser?

Don't go, vhs
Think of our mental health
We're a little off

Bend it like Posh Spice
Origami of the dink
Tattooed wrinkle stick

stuff isn't working for
me like it should so i think
things will be off now

I'm a bad mo-fo.
Ate toasted bagel, cream cheese,
with kimchi on it.

And to top that off
old durian for dessert.
A deadly combo.

But, to be honest,
I'm not a total bad-ass.
The cream cheese was "lite".

Tomorrow dog brain
pate on rye, sauerkraut,
garlic, and goat cheese.

David Letterman
Stars in all my fantasies
Even with the beard

Fired up on Vegemite
Punching kangaroos out cold
Wissing on the flowers

Meow meow meow #MeToo
Seeking justice against perv
David Letterman

Chainsaw starts at dawn
He rushes outside quickly
And sprays them with hose

these yellow flowers
quiet shy souls of nature
wait to be noticed

David Letterman
Leapt to my desk like a cat
Showed me his ding dong

Don't use mobile app
Online deposit function
Sperm on iPad screen

Hey, Look out below...
If we still used chamber pots
And had good manners

Invent something, dude
Rubic's Haikube or board game
Mow some lawns, paper route

Don't let others help.
They only get in the way.
Be your own boss-man.

All year long you will
be employee of the month.
But there's a downside.

Masturbation is
workplace sexual assault
when you're self-employed.

Own your own sperm bank.
Self-enjoyed is self-employed.
Deposit withdrawals.

Think about it
African American
Elon Musk is one

old t shirt for sale
on email website, the quiet
bookstore nook i found

still exists...goodbye
malfunctioning internet world
hello meat space again

this had better work
lord vader... we are risking
much with this gamble...

things aren't working
like I'd like because i let
others help me out

disgust, fear, anger
frustration, demonstrations
rhetoric

Haikupotamous
Plugged up Snuffleupagus
Giant Enema