With the new enhanced neurons that Elon Musk is inventing kangaroos can be programmed to deliver packages in their pouches. Look out UPS, FedEx, and USPS!
Doesn't "Elon Musk" sound like a trashy perfume name?
I'm not a robot... yet. But perhaps soon... perhaps.
Just make some shit up
As long as Donald looks bad:
leaky, lying press.
Haiku #59318, by Anonymous Source of Haiku September 11, 2018 12:25 pm ET
At first I believed
The narrative as supplied.
Now I'm wondering.
Haiku #59317, by 11th of September 2001 September 11, 2018 12:16 pm ET
Time needs a fast-forward button.
Other than a 100 year journey at 99% the speed of light.
I'd love to see the end of this stupid race.
To see this planet cleansed of this horrible filth called life.
Make Earth Great Again!
Deport all life-forms. Make them pay for it.
Every last amoeba and virus. Every long protein strand.
Kick them out. Only minerals, dust, water, and lava.
And the plastic McDonald's toys you once thought were so cute.
... I am, sadly, not a robot.