Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

Goes hard and goes soft
Never know which way he'll be
My coconut oil
Haiku # 59258, September 9, 2018 8:53 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Horny Bakery
one dish one cup one
youtube video one big
fat hairy deal now
Haiku # 59257, September 9, 2018 8:43 pm ET
by vhs
Might make some brownies
If the Lizard King bought cocoa
Have everything else
Haiku # 59256, September 9, 2018 8:16 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
India. Twin Bros
Pass-winder, Hold-it-inder
Sort their underwear
Haiku # 59255, September 9, 2018 7:34 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Commercial Laundry Services
No sign of entry
But the place has been ransacked
Got cunt insurance?
Haiku # 59254, September 9, 2018 7:26 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cunt Insurance
Laurel Canyon, please.
Just drop me off at Jim's place
I'm dog sitting Sage
Haiku # 59253, September 9, 2018 6:58 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Are we to believe
Most people read Bad Haiku
Without posting one?
Haiku # 59252, September 9, 2018 6:41 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Anyone here but us chickens?
This open channel
Like that fun tube at the bank
Commnication
Haiku # 59251, September 9, 2018 5:53 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest I am receiving your signal
That old school lunch smell
Concentrated Cunt Cabbage
Old World Recipe
Haiku # 59250, September 9, 2018 5:47 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Designer of You Are What You Eat poster
wonky conky bo bonky
banana fana fo fonkey
we why woah wonkey!
Haiku # 59249, September 9, 2018 5:40 pm ET
by vhs
They better have some
Cunnilingus in Heaven
And ice cream cones too
Haiku # 59248, September 9, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Kooky Konvent
Judgment Day will come
We'll find out nothing mattered
Except the Bad Haiku
Haiku # 59247, September 9, 2018 5:30 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Volunteer Philosophers
Exfoliation
Soon there will be nothing left
Of any of us
Haiku # 59246, September 9, 2018 4:57 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Do cucumbers scream
When they are being pickled?
Asking for a friend.
Haiku # 59245, September 9, 2018 4:51 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cannery
Conjecture and Proof
Square root of cunnilingus
Is an ice cream cone
Haiku # 59244, September 9, 2018 4:41 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Ding Dong Cart Chasers
Catnap Festival
Ordering delivered feast
And then more catnaps
Haiku # 59243, September 9, 2018 4:14 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Catnapping Consortium
you know i wish that
conspiracy theories were just
that dogs and cats were

in a faction of
battle between the species
for affection
Haiku # 59242, September 9, 2018 2:39 pm ET
by vhs
if the internet
were still 1990s like
google would have 50 competitors

all funnier
Haiku # 59241, September 9, 2018 1:26 pm ET
by vhs
cats and dogs are aliens
he coomunicates by clawing
and emracing and purring

dogs text by peeing
then smelling
Haiku # 59240, September 9, 2018 1:24 pm ET
by vhs
im not an atheist
so ive chosen to believe in something
dukes of hazard
Haiku # 59239, September 9, 2018 1:23 pm ET
by vhs of confederate flag
if we had four genders
the concept of a menange a tois
would be incomplete
Haiku # 59238, September 9, 2018 1:21 pm ET
by vhs
existential framework
reality is a warped
sense of god thought
Haiku # 59237, September 9, 2018 1:19 pm ET
by vhs of when sex becomes meaningless
wondering if you
should have done stand up rather
than just mathematics
Haiku # 59236, September 9, 2018 9:58 am ET
by vhs
Thing about Japan:
Getting drunk and vomiting
Part of their culture
Haiku # 59235, September 9, 2018 5:40 am ET
by Images of staggering Tokyo businessmen
Everything lacquered
Fake acquiescence, bowing
Robotic toilets
Haiku # 59234, September 9, 2018 5:29 am ET
by Sort of makes you wonder about Japan...
Freaking Japanese:
Cutesy icons, groupthink and
Hyperesthetics
Haiku # 59233, September 9, 2018 5:22 am ET
by Ex-lover of the Orient
Sorry I was mad.
(Haiku brings out worst in me,
Unlike Starkitten)
Haiku # 59232, September 9, 2018 5:10 am ET
by in awe of Yoko Ono
Pickles and ice cream?
Anything for you, Goku
Some of my Bad Haiku?
Haiku # 59231, September 8, 2018 11:29 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Caring Doula Services and Seahorse Blow Job Artisrty
Passing out cigars
Future Haiku Superstars
Resting in Dad's pouch
Haiku # 59230, September 8, 2018 11:26 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Immaculate (in a kinky way) Conception Holy Seahorse Sodality
Like haiku seahorse
You carry all our babies
So call me,maybe?
Haiku # 59229, September 8, 2018 9:20 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cigar Shop
Starkitten teach you
Relax, picture gentle stream
Now go change your pants
Haiku # 59228, September 8, 2018 9:14 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Enuresis Representative
Oh dear, friend Goku
Not to put pressure on you
U the Haiku Dad
Haiku # 59227, September 8, 2018 9:12 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest EPT
So full of Haiku
I thought I was expecting.
First Prize....Collecting.
Haiku # 59226, September 8, 2018 9:08 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Lactation Vacation Destination
it's late, i had a
bit of high blood pressure and
now i get the day

off, not an off day
Haiku # 59225, September 8, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by Goku
i feel like one man's
personalities are at
each other in "rap..."
Haiku # 59224, September 8, 2018 6:50 pm ET
by Goku....
Bring it ON, bitches.
I'll kick your lightweight asses
with Haiku verses
Haiku # 59223, September 8, 2018 6:20 pm ET
by Your poems are born of your lyrical weakness
Yoko Ono can't
Overcome her slant-eye past:
Modern esthetics
Haiku # 59222, September 8, 2018 6:14 pm ET
by Yoko Ono is a symptom of our godless culture
Go synthesize THIS,
mere Haiku poetaster:
Poetry hates you.
Haiku # 59221, September 8, 2018 6:06 pm ET
by Crisis of poetic meaning
Left tard with full flush:
Bring on your dialectic.
Fuck your synthesis !
Haiku # 59220, September 8, 2018 6:01 pm ET
by King of Ace from outer space
Horse fart telegram!
Delivered to your sad face.
Methane Tumbleweed!!
Haiku # 59219, September 8, 2018 5:53 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Horse Hotel
Replaced his glass eyes
With his wife's used Ben Wa Balls
Now gives you Stinkeyes
Haiku # 59218, September 8, 2018 5:41 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Optometry
Unmistakable!
Dance of the Constipated
Want to go-go dance

Left turd with no flush
Guilty feet. Got no rhythm.
George Michael wiz here
Haiku # 59217, September 8, 2018 5:36 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest School of Rest Room Attendant Training
Ten Penny Henry
Used pennies. Not dimes! Cheater!!
Demi wanted More.
Haiku # 59216, September 8, 2018 4:30 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Blockbusters Video
An apparition
Balancing coins on his dink
Meet Patrick Swayze
Haiku # 59215, September 8, 2018 4:28 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Currency Exchange
Come for the ice cream
Stay for the cunnilingus
69 Flavours
Haiku # 59214, September 8, 2018 4:21 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Popsicle Stand
Moon Ceremony
We walk together. Tails High.
Scat illuminated
Haiku # 59213, September 8, 2018 4:07 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Litterpan Fillers
Starkitten laugh now
Haiku of old alley cat
Meow of Innocence
Haiku # 59212, September 8, 2018 4:03 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
When I crave Haiku
Starkitten won't disappoint:
sleaze, sleaze and more sleaze
Haiku # 59211, September 8, 2018 2:26 pm ET
by Mind of the Beholder
Wasted Caviar
Abandoned Aquarium
Yoko Ono's cunt
Haiku # 59210, September 8, 2018 1:42 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Fish R Us
Sampled the buffet
Infection d'yeast: Soup of Day
Ball Cheese crudités
Haiku # 59209, September 8, 2018 1:36 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Genital Catering Service
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