Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 126 Days and 76958 Haiku later...

if you want to place
others to the sword be quite
prepared to die by

it too
Haiku # 58753, July 31, 2018 5:16 pm ET
by vhs
now the "people" are
polarized and the worries
are quite civil...war
Haiku # 58752, July 31, 2018 1:31 pm ET
by vhs
we may have more sane
and concrete enemies than
the fowl beasts of earth...
Haiku # 58751, July 30, 2018 6:09 pm ET
by vhs of trust but verify
Oh my God, the chickens got out!
When they learn to put knives on their own spur claw without humans doing it to them, is the day the human race will meet its doom. They will slit our throats in unison and KFCs will be burnt to the ground. I've been trying to train them not to attack each other, but to go after the life-like human dummies in the training yard. Go for the jugular. They love me though. They will never turn on me. Don't worry.
Haiku # 58750, July 30, 2018 12:33 am ET
by
i brought out my dark
side to play with for a while
hes in the closet
Haiku # 58749, July 29, 2018 11:35 pm ET
by vha
outgrowing the dead
prisons of life that distract
like dive bars of life
Haiku # 58748, July 29, 2018 11:21 pm ET
by vhs
some people make the
petty things in life more a deal
than they should be
Haiku # 58747, July 29, 2018 5:59 pm ET
by vhs
perverts, extroverts
introverts, ambiverts, and
vodka martinis
Haiku # 58746, July 29, 2018 9:05 am ET
by vhs of shaken, not stirred
the internet was
a lonely place at the start
and can be these times...
Haiku # 58745, July 28, 2018 7:47 pm ET
by vhs of 404 unlinked
one day all these posts
will just be here, staying here
who or what reads them?
Haiku # 58744, July 27, 2018 7:37 pm ET
by vhs
what kind of haiku
are made in china, sold say
by a wal mart store?
Haiku # 58743, July 26, 2018 7:50 pm ET
by vhs of rollback on haiku, dozen for 89 cents
buddha decided
to drop in on china to
put some ideas taown
Haiku # 58742, July 26, 2018 8:59 am ET
by vhs
free vbucks
Haiku # 58741, July 25, 2018 7:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
haikus are from ja
pan and they are like poems
they are from japan
Haiku # 58740, July 25, 2018 7:15 pm ET
by kynape of china
if i can come to
understand another word
my mind alters so
Haiku # 58739, July 25, 2018 8:52 am ET
by vhs
Jeg ser på som to
Trær vokser inn i himmelen
Og de blir et tre
Haiku # 58738, July 25, 2018 1:28 am ET
by MONARCH of Amerika
i didnt need drugs
i had saturday morning cartoons
and plumbers that got
bigger when they ate mushrooms...

go ask alice when she is 10 feet tall
Haiku # 58737, July 24, 2018 5:35 pm ET
by vhs
Nothing shocks me now.
Unless I put my finger
in the light socket.

I actually like getting shocked, as strange as that sounds. The buzzing, tingling, teeth clenching like tripping on acid for two seconds until you let go and the clan just killed two pigs and a goat for the big fiesta and I'm going to eat some mushrooms and be as obnoxious as possible and hit on my wife's friends and cousins when she's not looking and I'll just blame the drugs, although it's not really the drugs b/c it's preplanned and if you never sin then Jesus died for nothing so it's okay. Have you ever skateboarded on shrooms? No, I guess you never have nor will and I understand. Not everyone climbs mountains and talks to shimmering bushes and does what the bushes tell them to do but they should. I mean, it's that or the fucking TV! Take your pick.
When my children are enraptured with Youtube video game commentaries, I chase them out of the house and tell them to go steal something, do drugs, or throw rocks at old people. One of these days they will listen!
Haiku # 58736, July 24, 2018 12:03 pm ET
by df
how much is shocking
when shocking is not shocking
i find that shocking
Haiku # 58735, July 23, 2018 8:37 am ET
by vhs
Food porn toots my horn.
You want it but can't have it.
Unless you are rich.
Haiku # 58734, July 23, 2018 4:59 am ET
by Fuck Donald Trump
i heard a lot of
talk about nibiru from
conspiracy nuts
Haiku # 58733, July 22, 2018 9:26 pm ET
by vhs
some folks younger than
me work circles around me
i bug the bb
generation, there's hope
and theres steely dan
Haiku # 58732, July 22, 2018 8:49 am ET
by vhs of steely dan was a diledoe, from yokohama three
gen x knows too much
is never enough, greed is good
claimed some well dressed fool

american psycho
has given way to mtf
not that i mind...
Haiku # 58731, July 22, 2018 8:46 am ET
by vhs
Is an ex-porn star
considered Ex-XXX?
Once one, always one.

Jesus! Streets signs and store fronts and cars and busses... and fuck it... too much shit for me to deal with. Goddamn Google!
Haiku # 58730, July 21, 2018 10:59 pm ET
by df
do you like your food
porn well done, raw or medium
well said Reagan
Haiku # 58729, July 21, 2018 10:41 pm ET
by vhs of donald, the
i was getting a
bit concerned you were dead I'm
glad it is not so...
Haiku # 58728, July 21, 2018 8:50 pm ET
by vhs of xxxxx
so to get you bitch
bitch bitchy buddy? about
time you showed up...here's

a fleshlight for you
Haiku # 58727, July 21, 2018 8:25 pm ET
by vhs of xxxx
You doing porn now?
Referring to XXX.
Nice to be employed.
Haiku # 58726, July 21, 2018 8:24 pm ET
by df
to long for a day
where the worst things to bitch on
was cafe' food...amen
Haiku # 58725, July 21, 2018 8:45 am ET
by vhs of xxx
irony rusted
iron turned to dust ironic
ideas powdered
Haiku # 58724, July 20, 2018 7:03 pm ET
by vhs
it all comes to one
last something, hurrah, then tge
true story begins
Haiku # 58723, July 19, 2018 11:48 pm ET
by vhs
conspiracy fades
into myth like faith, deeds, magic
tragic past life
Haiku # 58722, July 19, 2018 8:48 am ET
by vhs
A moth came whispered
Everything to me in time
Twitching in cocoon
Haiku # 58721, July 19, 2018 2:58 am ET
by MONARCH
the day passes, the
story continues for some
and ends for others
Haiku # 58720, July 18, 2018 8:36 pm ET
by vhs
i can hear BOOM in
the air and I thought the day
would drag on but no
Haiku # 58719, July 17, 2018 3:26 pm ET
by vhs
I have a day off
and the weather does not take
days off on tuesdays...
Haiku # 58718, July 17, 2018 2:32 pm ET
by vhs of racken fraken severe weather
i am on the path
of exercizing my right
to work my body
Haiku # 58717, July 17, 2018 6:57 am ET
by vhs
I look to the rock
From which I was carved sometimes
Feel like a pebble
Haiku # 58716, July 16, 2018 1:31 pm ET
by David Ben David
The nightmares seep in
Water in a submarine
Carrying some weight
Haiku # 58715, July 16, 2018 12:55 am ET
by MONARCH
pastor said what weighs me
they he she down, what burdens
all of us, let go
Haiku # 58714, July 15, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by vhs
i work with some who
ask existential questions
about where to go

and what to do and
now i understand how i
was in those same times
Haiku # 58713, July 14, 2018 7:14 pm ET
by vhs
He gathers the tents
He sits up there like a stone
Visits now and then
Haiku # 58712, July 14, 2018 12:29 am ET
by David Ben David
Imaginary
Butterfly net I found one
Other way around?
Haiku # 58711, July 14, 2018 12:20 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Grass grows in silence
Quivered breath as time returns
Wealth flows in the light
Haiku # 58710, July 14, 2018 12:17 am ET
by MONARCH
Oh well in that case
I'll have to throw you some pearls
We're speaking in code
Haiku # 58709, July 13, 2018 11:06 pm ET
by MONARCH
oh there's always a
hook, good or bad but it seems
pigs are not around
Haiku # 58708, July 13, 2018 7:58 pm ET
by vhs
I sigh you're sighin'
We're all sighin' for Zion
Have any fish yet?
Haiku # 58707, July 13, 2018 1:08 am ET
by MONARCH of COCOON
on a hill seeking
the shining city, zion
but we have ice cream!
Haiku # 58706, July 12, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by vhs of summer
I am oh so tired
Where are all the butterflies?
Looking for Monarchs
Haiku # 58705, July 11, 2018 11:09 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
i see the end of
things i like and feel like i
need to do something
Haiku # 58704, July 11, 2018 6:27 pm ET
by vhs
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