BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
277 Days
and
58802 Haikus
later...
I have a day off
and the weather does not take
days off on tuesdays...
Haiku #58718, by vhs of racken fraken severe weather
July 17, 2018 2:32 pm ET

i am on the path
of exercizing my right
to work my body
Haiku #58717, by vhs
July 17, 2018 6:57 am ET

I look to the rock
From which I was carved sometimes
Feel like a pebble
Haiku #58716, by David Ben David
July 16, 2018 1:31 pm ET

The nightmares seep in
Water in a submarine
Carrying some weight
Haiku #58715, by MONARCH
July 16, 2018 12:55 am ET

pastor said what weighs me
they he she down, what burdens
all of us, let go
Haiku #58714, by vhs
July 15, 2018 5:33 pm ET

i work with some who
ask existential questions
about where to go

and what to do and
now i understand how i
was in those same times
Haiku #58713, by vhs
July 14, 2018 7:14 pm ET

He gathers the tents
He sits up there like a stone
Visits now and then
Haiku #58712, by David Ben David
July 14, 2018 12:29 am ET

Imaginary
Butterfly net I found one
Other way around?
Haiku #58711, by Adam Ben Adam
July 14, 2018 12:20 am ET

Grass grows in silence
Quivered breath as time returns
Wealth flows in the light
Haiku #58710, by MONARCH
July 14, 2018 12:17 am ET

Oh well in that case
I'll have to throw you some pearls
We're speaking in code
Haiku #58709, by MONARCH
July 13, 2018 11:06 pm ET

oh there's always a
hook, good or bad but it seems
pigs are not around
Haiku #58708, by vhs
July 13, 2018 7:58 pm ET

I sigh you're sighin'
We're all sighin' for Zion
Have any fish yet?
Haiku #58707, by MONARCH of COCOON
July 13, 2018 1:08 am ET

on a hill seeking
the shining city, zion
but we have ice cream!
Haiku #58706, by vhs of summer
July 12, 2018 9:07 pm ET

I am oh so tired
Where are all the butterflies?
Looking for Monarchs
Haiku #58705, by Adam Ben Adam
July 11, 2018 11:09 pm ET

i see the end of
things i like and feel like i
need to do something
Haiku #58704, by vhs
July 11, 2018 6:27 pm ET

even in times of
great crisis one has to put
out words of "wisdom"
Haiku #58703, by vhs
July 10, 2018 11:52 am ET

kafka and trump in
the same conversation can
expose the heart beast
Haiku #58702, by vhs
July 9, 2018 6:47 pm ET

1997 net
close to when this site came to
be...it is still here
Haiku #58701, by vhs
July 8, 2018 10:40 pm ET

i hate living in
a time where some people edge
on civil warfare
Haiku #58700, by vhs of ...it feeds the rich while it buries the poor
July 7, 2018 7:19 pm ET

i think someone's old
trs 80 went nuts
and posted a large

ASCII
of a rocket ship from an
old floppy game disk
Haiku #58699, by vhs
July 6, 2018 8:35 am ET

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Haiku #58698, by
July 6, 2018 8:01 am ET

Change the captcha code.
Now there's more spam than before.
That's tech improvement.

It's more difficult.
Functionality decreased.
Bloody fucking hell.
Haiku #58697, by Bill Gates' runaway dog. Please don't send me back.
July 6, 2018 7:53 am ET

all your base, your base
no treble, all about your
base belong to us...

no treble
Haiku #58696, by vhs
July 5, 2018 6:13 pm ET

it's been a long time
since all your base are belong
set us up the bomb
Haiku #58695, by ash
July 5, 2018 9:05 am ET

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Haiku #58694, by fatjoy of uk
July 5, 2018 2:20 am ET

late in the night old
age does not change quickly but
tries to live habit
Haiku #58693, by vhs
July 4, 2018 11:56 pm ET

where is da pig, its
time to hear the cracks and jokes
let the man squeal up
Haiku #58692, by vhs of df?
July 4, 2018 8:57 am ET

happy 4th, use the
4th, watch monty python and
popcorn, fireworks
Haiku #58691, by vhs of bicycle repair man
July 4, 2018 8:50 am ET

This is the present:
And now it is the future
No wait... now it is
Haiku #58690, by Adam Ben Adam of The Space-Time Continuum
July 4, 2018 4:16 am ET

my name isobel
i heard she was married to
herself, bjork done said
Haiku #58689, by vhs
July 3, 2018 5:15 pm ET

when i see a worm
i floor it real fast, boy
the worm is now squash
Haiku #58688, by Isabel of UK
July 3, 2018 12:38 pm ET

listening to those
shiny disks called cds i
pod you not, my friends
Haiku #58687, by vhs of adina do you wanna get freaky with me?
July 2, 2018 7:10 pm ET

I've been on line with
the habits I've been at for
a long time...I'm bored
Haiku #58686, by vhs
July 1, 2018 8:02 pm ET

why i have peter
gabriel songs stuck in my
mind...shock the monkey
Haiku #58685, by vhs
June 30, 2018 5:41 pm ET

Bad Haiku is Bad
Seven Syllables Seven
Bad Haiku is Bad
Haiku #58684, by Paul of New York
June 30, 2018 2:06 am ET

its ok...i just know
im not a robot...bot..
robot...bot..bot...bot
Haiku #58683, by vhs
June 29, 2018 7:31 pm ET

your new recaptcha
is also quite fatiguing
for us old people
Haiku #58682, by ash
June 29, 2018 3:43 am ET

i'm old and tired
getting older and more tired
it's very tiring
Haiku #58681, by ash
June 29, 2018 3:41 am ET

if we get into
the song of solomon, let
me know your thoughts, eh?
Haiku #58680, by vhs
June 28, 2018 5:36 pm ET

Dream dance smell incense
Myrrh aloes and cassia
Odor of garments
Haiku #58679, by Adam Ben Adam of Dreamland
June 28, 2018 12:52 am ET

i wish i could let
go of the past but the past
dont let go of me
Haiku #58678, by vhs
June 27, 2018 10:49 pm ET

there is a time and
a place for everything
fall spring winter summer
Haiku #58677, by vhs
June 26, 2018 9:44 pm ET

i just wanted to
know what kvetch meant not kvetching
about all that though
Haiku #58676, by vhs
June 26, 2018 3:22 pm ET

fermented apple
juice, that nice surprise buzzing
when you gave up drink
Haiku #58675, by vhs
June 26, 2018 2:56 pm ET

if someone has a
big head they need to drink some
moloko vellocet
Haiku #58674, by vhs
June 25, 2018 9:10 pm ET

the before and the
after wait in line or jump
the fence and climb in
Haiku #58673, by vhs
June 24, 2018 11:55 pm ET

aliens, robots and
asteroids oh my!
dorothy and spock

a talking scarecrow, illogical
Haiku #58672, by vhs
June 24, 2018 11:51 pm ET

People who eat pork
often look like fat piggies.
You know what they say.
Haiku #58671, by
June 24, 2018 10:18 am ET

Do you like bacon?
I think it's much too greasy.
And pigs smell like shit.
Haiku #58670, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2018 10:17 am ET

Penile implants
filled with nitroglycerine.
Can you imagine?
Haiku #58669, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2018 10:13 am ET