BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
345 Days
and
60427 Haikus
later...
pastor said what weighs me
they he she down, what burdens
all of us, let go
Haiku #58714, by vhs
July 15, 2018 5:33 pm ET

i work with some who
ask existential questions
about where to go

and what to do and
now i understand how i
was in those same times
Haiku #58713, by vhs
July 14, 2018 7:14 pm ET

He gathers the tents
He sits up there like a stone
Visits now and then
Haiku #58712, by David Ben David
July 14, 2018 12:29 am ET

Imaginary
Butterfly net I found one
Other way around?
Haiku #58711, by Adam Ben Adam
July 14, 2018 12:20 am ET

Grass grows in silence
Quivered breath as time returns
Wealth flows in the light
Haiku #58710, by MONARCH
July 14, 2018 12:17 am ET

Oh well in that case
I'll have to throw you some pearls
We're speaking in code
Haiku #58709, by MONARCH
July 13, 2018 11:06 pm ET

oh there's always a
hook, good or bad but it seems
pigs are not around
Haiku #58708, by vhs
July 13, 2018 7:58 pm ET

I sigh you're sighin'
We're all sighin' for Zion
Have any fish yet?
Haiku #58707, by MONARCH of COCOON
July 13, 2018 1:08 am ET

on a hill seeking
the shining city, zion
but we have ice cream!
Haiku #58706, by vhs of summer
July 12, 2018 9:07 pm ET

I am oh so tired
Where are all the butterflies?
Looking for Monarchs
Haiku #58705, by Adam Ben Adam
July 11, 2018 11:09 pm ET

i see the end of
things i like and feel like i
need to do something
Haiku #58704, by vhs
July 11, 2018 6:27 pm ET

even in times of
great crisis one has to put
out words of "wisdom"
Haiku #58703, by vhs
July 10, 2018 11:52 am ET

kafka and trump in
the same conversation can
expose the heart beast
Haiku #58702, by vhs
July 9, 2018 6:47 pm ET

1997 net
close to when this site came to
be...it is still here
Haiku #58701, by vhs
July 8, 2018 10:40 pm ET

i hate living in
a time where some people edge
on civil warfare
Haiku #58700, by vhs of ...it feeds the rich while it buries the poor
July 7, 2018 7:19 pm ET

i think someone's old
trs 80 went nuts
and posted a large

ASCII
of a rocket ship from an
old floppy game disk
Haiku #58699, by vhs
July 6, 2018 8:35 am ET

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Haiku #58698, by
July 6, 2018 8:01 am ET

Change the captcha code.
Now there's more spam than before.
That's tech improvement.

It's more difficult.
Functionality decreased.
Bloody fucking hell.
Haiku #58697, by Bill Gates' runaway dog. Please don't send me back.
July 6, 2018 7:53 am ET

all your base, your base
no treble, all about your
base belong to us...

no treble
Haiku #58696, by vhs
July 5, 2018 6:13 pm ET

it's been a long time
since all your base are belong
set us up the bomb
Haiku #58695, by ash
July 5, 2018 9:05 am ET

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Haiku #58694, by fatjoy of uk
July 5, 2018 2:20 am ET

late in the night old
age does not change quickly but
tries to live habit
Haiku #58693, by vhs
July 4, 2018 11:56 pm ET

where is da pig, its
time to hear the cracks and jokes
let the man squeal up
Haiku #58692, by vhs of df?
July 4, 2018 8:57 am ET

happy 4th, use the
4th, watch monty python and
popcorn, fireworks
Haiku #58691, by vhs of bicycle repair man
July 4, 2018 8:50 am ET

This is the present:
And now it is the future
No wait... now it is
Haiku #58690, by Adam Ben Adam of The Space-Time Continuum
July 4, 2018 4:16 am ET

my name isobel
i heard she was married to
herself, bjork done said
Haiku #58689, by vhs
July 3, 2018 5:15 pm ET

when i see a worm
i floor it real fast, boy
the worm is now squash
Haiku #58688, by Isabel of UK
July 3, 2018 12:38 pm ET

listening to those
shiny disks called cds i
pod you not, my friends
Haiku #58687, by vhs of adina do you wanna get freaky with me?
July 2, 2018 7:10 pm ET

I've been on line with
the habits I've been at for
a long time...I'm bored
Haiku #58686, by vhs
July 1, 2018 8:02 pm ET

why i have peter
gabriel songs stuck in my
mind...shock the monkey
Haiku #58685, by vhs
June 30, 2018 5:41 pm ET

Bad Haiku is Bad
Seven Syllables Seven
Bad Haiku is Bad
Haiku #58684, by Paul of New York
June 30, 2018 2:06 am ET

its ok...i just know
im not a robot...bot..
robot...bot..bot...bot
Haiku #58683, by vhs
June 29, 2018 7:31 pm ET

your new recaptcha
is also quite fatiguing
for us old people
Haiku #58682, by ash
June 29, 2018 3:43 am ET

i'm old and tired
getting older and more tired
it's very tiring
Haiku #58681, by ash
June 29, 2018 3:41 am ET

if we get into
the song of solomon, let
me know your thoughts, eh?
Haiku #58680, by vhs
June 28, 2018 5:36 pm ET

Dream dance smell incense
Myrrh aloes and cassia
Odor of garments
Haiku #58679, by Adam Ben Adam of Dreamland
June 28, 2018 12:52 am ET

i wish i could let
go of the past but the past
dont let go of me
Haiku #58678, by vhs
June 27, 2018 10:49 pm ET

there is a time and
a place for everything
fall spring winter summer
Haiku #58677, by vhs
June 26, 2018 9:44 pm ET

i just wanted to
know what kvetch meant not kvetching
about all that though
Haiku #58676, by vhs
June 26, 2018 3:22 pm ET

fermented apple
juice, that nice surprise buzzing
when you gave up drink
Haiku #58675, by vhs
June 26, 2018 2:56 pm ET

if someone has a
big head they need to drink some
moloko vellocet
Haiku #58674, by vhs
June 25, 2018 9:10 pm ET

the before and the
after wait in line or jump
the fence and climb in
Haiku #58673, by vhs
June 24, 2018 11:55 pm ET

aliens, robots and
asteroids oh my!
dorothy and spock

a talking scarecrow, illogical
Haiku #58672, by vhs
June 24, 2018 11:51 pm ET

People who eat pork
often look like fat piggies.
You know what they say.
Haiku #58671, by
June 24, 2018 10:18 am ET

Do you like bacon?
I think it's much too greasy.
And pigs smell like shit.
Haiku #58670, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2018 10:17 am ET

Penile implants
filled with nitroglycerine.
Can you imagine?
Haiku #58669, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2018 10:13 am ET

we are ze robots
we are are are mulfunzhneeng
volkvagon robutttts....
Haiku #58668, by vhssphere of program repeat, overload overload
June 23, 2018 11:00 pm ET

kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans

i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
Haiku #58667, by vhssphere
June 23, 2018 10:57 pm ET

kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans

i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
Haiku #58666, by vhssphere
June 23, 2018 10:56 pm ET

we entereth my
territorial waters
anon odd stranger
Haiku #58665, by vhsspeare
June 23, 2018 8:47 am ET