BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
250 Days
and
58723 Haikus
later...
How often can one
solve quadratic equations
in one day for cash

before utterly
losing one's mind and running
outside nude and hard

screaming to the world
"Come get some big hard math cock,
fucking equations!"
Haiku #58556, by df of Bellevue Insane Asylum
May 14, 2018 8:48 pm ET

My wife's ass is huge.
I get more enjoyment from
posting haiku here.
Haiku #58555, by DF of not at the local brothel, but wishing I was.
May 14, 2018 8:38 pm ET

It's been a long time
since I've posted Viagra
spam to piss you off.

www.cheapviagrafromcanadabutreallyfromchina.com
Haiku #58554, by mxllwhiplfux of USA... no really!
May 14, 2018 8:32 pm ET

well gotta get the
gattah...CHOOT DA GATTAH, CHOOT
It CHOOT DA GATTAH!

summer
Haiku #58553, by that guy from swamp people done by vhs of maine
May 14, 2018 3:34 pm ET

It's interesting
Watching the bait squirm around
Before it's eaten.
Haiku #58552, by Anonymous Poet
May 13, 2018 2:06 am ET

if i were ego
tripping on fame gen x
would def. not care....fall
Haiku #58551, by vhs of chaos says real haiku mention a season
May 12, 2018 11:44 am ET

The best flautus are produced with flautas.
Haiku #58550, by Anonymous Poet
May 12, 2018 4:00 am ET

Flautus:
farting into a flute with enough velocity as to produce a flute sound.
Haiku #58549, by Anonymous Poet
May 11, 2018 10:45 pm ET

well i know you are
a real doll miss, and memes me
makes men moxie
Haiku #58548, by vhs
May 11, 2018 12:28 am ET

so it is shut down
a broken thing being chill
kick thou in the arse
Haiku #58547, by vhs
May 11, 2018 12:25 am ET

Core is the answer
Yes, we know what your seeking
And soon comes the fall
Haiku #58546, by Chaos of Sagittarius A
May 11, 2018 12:25 am ET

well i train a new
one tomorrow perhaps we
be feeling good, aight?
Haiku #58545, by vhs
May 11, 2018 12:06 am ET

Imagining John
The dishwasher in Limbo
Only one smiling
: D
Haiku #58544, by dvd of Robonia
May 10, 2018 2:24 pm ET

updating life the
spaces are empty urban
explorers prevail
Haiku #58543, by vhs
May 10, 2018 10:55 am ET

the day is nigh...now
tourists, air conditioners
selfies w lobster traps
Haiku #58542, by vhs
May 9, 2018 1:25 pm ET

i read tarot and
i pray, must be malfunction
faith wise here right now
Haiku #58541, by vhs
May 8, 2018 11:13 am ET

im not sure what to
say in this era...just wait, see
and survive to see
Haiku #58540, by vhs
May 7, 2018 11:56 pm ET

drencrom is also
the name of a black metal
band, so 'satanic'

im not really
shocked by skeletons giving
women sex acts on

album covers anymore

woo...latex pony girls...i married someone who was into that...funny
if that became real, and we were happy
Haiku #58539, by vhs
May 7, 2018 11:51 am ET

heres the thing...ash is
not real, not who is posting
in real life...hes real

but like vhs and df
and others this is just like
so much else and i

see, an escape, in
the end it does matter but
it should not, really
Haiku #58538, by vhs
May 7, 2018 11:04 am ET

well youre still here, and
i am too...and this place is
and im posting now
Haiku #58537, by vhs
May 7, 2018 10:50 am ET

there's this empty shell
that still reminds me of you
too infrequently
Haiku #58536, by ash
May 7, 2018 8:40 am ET

Drencrom is basically an adrenaline derivative but has never been proven to be effective. It was given some hype I think by Fear and Loathing where Thompson made up some kind of fictional drug derived from the adrenal gland. I don't think I'm going to chew up any hijacked adrenal glands from a mortuary or anything in an attempt to get high. Especially since it's doubtful that it would work.
Haiku #58535, by df
May 7, 2018 7:32 am ET

one moloko drencrom
add hersheys syrup, now what
does drencrom do again?
Haiku #58534, by vhs
May 6, 2018 9:00 am ET

drink a beer at once
at the same time fiftf of may
sychronized de myo
Haiku #58533, by vhs
May 5, 2018 11:49 pm ET

lesson do not cry
over spilled seed though onan
certainly did so...
Haiku #58532, by vhs
May 4, 2018 11:29 pm ET

someone lost their temper
over spilled birdseed on the
ground today, i kicked

a plastic tote and
broke it, and was told to replace
it, life is funny
Haiku #58531, by vhs
May 4, 2018 12:24 pm ET

im not inspired
friends are not well, i fear health
psychopaths have it easy
Haiku #58530, by vhs
May 3, 2018 12:14 pm ET

Captchas that have worked:
poop, ass pie, monkey balls, dork,
huge dildo, zit bags.
Haiku #58529, by df
May 3, 2018 12:55 am ET

John F Kennedy
had lots and lots of sex with
Marilyn Manson.
Haiku #58528, by Darth Figpucker
May 3, 2018 12:51 am ET

mayday, mayday, i
feel like the song hurt cuz all
i know in the end

go away
Haiku #58527, by vhs
May 3, 2018 12:30 am ET

ive books on my bed
im sleeping on a bible
can you explain that?
Haiku #58526, by vhs
May 3, 2018 12:01 am ET

The orange gorilla
thumped its chest and shat hugely.
'Twas an awesome shat.
Haiku #58525, by df
May 2, 2018 7:19 pm ET

is it the final
resting place of the maui
like easter island?
Haiku #58524, by vhs
May 2, 2018 2:24 pm ET

will it work, am i
seeing into the past like
the old pyramids
Haiku #58523, by vhs
May 1, 2018 11:14 pm ET

i hope to see the
df and the dvd again
at some point on here
Haiku #58522, by vhs
May 1, 2018 9:47 pm ET

starcrash, brought to us
by roger corman, is a
bad star wars knockoff

aka fun movie
Haiku #58521, by vhs
May 1, 2018 9:25 pm ET

beltaine the folks
who worship The Goddess say
I test the maypole
Haiku #58520, by vhs
May 1, 2018 9:18 pm ET

each one of these here
haiku is a test to see
how well this thing works
Haiku #58519, by vhs
May 1, 2018 9:09 pm ET

people try to keep
on with their habits till they
can't do anymore
Haiku #58518, by vhs
May 1, 2018 9:07 pm ET

it seems you can post
but you have to fight with the
dead coding google
Haiku #58517, by vhs
May 1, 2018 9:04 pm ET

i have no idea
why people run the woodstove
during the springtime
Haiku #58516, by vhs
May 1, 2018 9:04 pm ET

skip, skip, skip, skip i
will not buy this record eet
is skrrratched.......scratched....
scratched...scratched
Haiku #58515, by vhs
May 1, 2018 9:01 pm ET

i expect too much
of others and lose sight of
my own life and self
Haiku #58514, by vhs
May 1, 2018 9:00 pm ET

i expect too much
of others and lose sight of
my own life and self
Haiku #58513, by vhs
May 1, 2018 9:00 pm ET

sometimes who knows why
sometimes the only thing to
do is stop and breathe
Haiku #58512, by vhs
May 1, 2018 8:46 pm ET

what is wrong, why is
it wrong, who benefits, is it
entropy or evil?

what can be done...
Haiku #58511, by vhs
April 30, 2018 11:16 am ET

unfortunately, that my friend
is what happens to snap
decaying social systems vack in shape

too many people left to their own
devices well, empty mall spaces
Haiku #58510, by vhs
April 30, 2018 11:00 am ET

A kick start such as?
A gigantic tsunami?
A nuclear war?

Seriously though, I really feel the only way the human race is going to advance is if a horrible disaster shakes and wakes and even then I have strong doubts. We like the easy path all too much. Look at me now. I could be cleaning litter off the beach at this very moment, but I'm being a math whore on my computer.

Given the balanced reaction if x moles of A react with y moles of B, which is the limiting reactant and what are the theoretical yields of C and D in units of grams, and the percent yield of C given that z grams of it were produced and Big Bird takes it up the wazzoo from Snuffy all night long while high on crack?

Yep, I'm so awesome. Look at me go. Watch me whip, watch me nay nay.... whatever the fuck that even means.
Haiku #58509, by df
April 29, 2018 11:06 pm ET

things could improve but
it needs a good kickstart to
rile life up again
Haiku #58508, by vhs of i repeat, youre right
April 29, 2018 5:48 pm ET

i HATE HaaTE facebook, fakebook
mark suckerburgs piggy bank..
give me geocities
Haiku #58507, by vhs
April 29, 2018 9:02 am ET