I am so good that
I can do two tests at once
and they never know.

Trigonometry
is easier than your mom.
Did Euler use lube?

I am such a whore.
But I like being a whore.
I say it with pride.

My cheating clients
can't even copy the math
on tests correctly.

I send them answers
and they put down gibberish.
I'm sure teachers laugh.

Can I cook my wife
and sell her in the market
as barbecue pork?

You should not complain.
Where I live its the tourists
that do the biting.

The bugs also bite.
But I'm not sure which is worse.
Tourists carry AIDS.

it's a sign springtime
has finally shown up,bugs
that bite and tourists

I know it's wrong but
I park my scabby boogers
on my neighbor's door.

I hate mosquitoes
more than the Jews hate Hitler.
I am not joking.

Joke with the surgeon
about balloon animals.
He will then twist one.

You know that you're old
when your nostril hairs are white
and often fall out.

Joke with the balloon
animal twister about
penile implants.

What Sydney is this?
Has she done any nude scenes?
Well, if not, she should.

To take ten doses
or spend all day on Farcebook.
Acid is better.

And better for you.
The damage is less severe.
You might learn something.

so irritating
sydney is hot and smoky
like a leafy spliff

I'd rather have a
bottle in front of me than
waste time on Farcebook.

But then we all know
Farcebook is lobotomy.
Yet done without knives.

We are doomed to fail.
All cancer murders its host.
It's all about greed.

She sits on the bench
furiously scribbling
her putrid dull verse.

well as usual
im stumped...ill watch fawlty
towers tomorrow

on vhs ;)

Do giraffes give head?
Would one blow a blue whale?
Think of this at church.

Have you ever seen
the youtube vid where chimps rape
frogs -- they know something.

Do giraffes give head?
Would one blow a blue whale?
This of this at church.

Which is more boring,
calculus or bad haiku?
They both use numbers.

Frogs do not want me.
On my wife's that depraved.
I'd rather do frogs.

Too much hot pepper
on my parmesan pizza.
Regrets in the end.

the norm used to be
people didn't have access
to what kind of cheese

you liked on your burger
now it is on the wiki
page to all be seen

would you let a frog
have sex with you then , ever
seen hell comes to frogtown?

rowdy roddy piper...

Frogs have more talent
than karaoke singers
and are sexier.

Whose head?
What is "it"?
Hawking time
T=iT
Preparing for female anatomy joke

i thought this was it
now that times are coming to
a head...this is it

HEY FUCKFACE
i'll have one hotdog, please

"The Wieners Circle is a hot dog stand on Clark Street in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago, Illinois, United States. It is known for its Maxwell Street Polish, Char-dogs, hamburgers, cheese fries, and the mutual verbal abuse between the employees and the customers during the late-weekend hours"

meh we all have a
controversial bad guy each
era...then folks get

that person confronted

they are now setting
up the stake for Zuckerberg
facebook the music

problem is like a
certain barbarella
how many sex robots

would i break in the
process of being down with
the sex robot gals

Sexworkers (synthetic and organic) Birth control, homosexuality
Disruption of the reproductive cycle
More for me down the road
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One man's drug is just
Other man's technology
Cyborgs be cyborgs

ive always wanted a
good absinthe party..im not
keen on hard drugs here...

my mind is too damn
weird, but i say its your deal, go
for it, let me be

im already within..

i tend to think introverts already
have a sort of connection within
you might say

Breakdown of sensation of LSD:
1 hour in: "this isn't that weird"
2 hours in: "alright this is kinda weird"
? hours in: "there is a swarm of nanobots crawling around on my neural DNA, and it weirds me out that I can actually feel that"
It mechanically alters DNA structure

Another story, from Jackie Gleason's wife: supposedly Nixon and Gleason were drinking - Nixon was a lightweight
Gleason asked him if aliens were real
So Nixon was like "come on ima show you somethin," took him to a base
Showed him aliens and alien tech
Drunk Nixon showing off some aliens

Grace Slick allegedly tried to dose
Nixon with LSD in his coffee
I honestly got a massive crush on her after I read that
She would have either saved the world
Or doomed it to annihilation
Nixon on LSD
Could have gone either way, really

I would like to dose
all the politicians and
police where I live.

Ever try Absinthe?
I mean, I like it and all,
but it's not acid.

I put a shot of
amaretto in my cup
of coffee today.

i will surely and
quite approve the gesture herr
pigfucker...for sure

I want Zucherberg
to see my dangling privates
so he has nightmares.

i wonder what a scrpio is

it takes three you know
whats weird is i wonder if
anyone has a mark

zuckerberg peeping tom
fetish...would the boy worry
of his own private...

parts

um say hi to the
ladies who sell the classic books
they make the world go

round in 80 days

I often joke about eating babies of poor people.
Not Satanic or anything, just, you know, because they look so juicy.
Fat little junk food bellies and rotting teeth.
And it would help the current population problem.
Hail Satan!... oops, it just slipped out, like a fart.

I like the shutdown captcha. Easy!